{"id":1061,"date":"2008-04-30T09:59:07","date_gmt":"2008-04-30T09:59:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/?p=1061"},"modified":"2008-04-30T09:59:07","modified_gmt":"2008-04-30T09:59:07","slug":"you-can-tell-its-broken-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/?p=1061","title":{"rendered":"You can tell it&#8217;s broken when&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; <a title=\"Fuckwits\" href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/business\/2008\/apr\/30\/economics.interestrates\" target=\"_blank\">the greed of a few bankers costs you your house<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; <a title=\"Eat the rich\" href=\"http:\/\/sify.com\/news\/fullstory.php?id=14656643\" target=\"_blank\">people scuffle over bags of rice in Walmart stores<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and it gets <a title=\"Get your priorities right\" href=\"http:\/\/blogs.guardian.co.uk\/news\/2008\/04\/who_is_fighting_over_food.html\" target=\"_blank\">mapped on GoogleEarth<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; <a title=\"Licence to print money\" href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/business\/7372509.stm\" target=\"_blank\">BP announce 48% increases in profits, as petrol hits \u00a31.10 a litre<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; <a title=\"Parasitic worms\" href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/business\/7369452.stm\" target=\"_blank\">anyone is surprised that the rich get richer<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; <a title=\"Waving your cock in the wind\" href=\"http:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/news\/uk\/politics\/1631bnayear-cost-of-war-in-iraq-would-be-better-spent-on-nhs-hospitals-439988.html\" target=\"_blank\">billions are found for destruction<\/a>, at <a title=\"Shameful!\" href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/sci\/tech\/7338666.stm\" target=\"_blank\">the sufferance<\/a> <a title=\"Lunatics running an asylum\" href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/earth\/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&amp;grid=&amp;xml=\/earth\/2008\/04\/30\/sciphysics130.xml\" target=\"_blank\">of creation<\/a> <a title=\"Black clouds in a Blue Sky\" href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/sci\/tech\/7341535.stm\" target=\"_blank\">and discovery<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I could go on. I&#8217;m sure you could too.<\/p>\n<p>My cynicism today is dragging me down. It is a good excuse to return to Ivor Cutler, to whom I referred recently. Here are his words, a small poem perhaps, with which I empathise closely at the moment, entitled &#8216;A Real Man&#8217;.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>When I was 12 I wanted to be a real man \u2014 an old man with a beard, sitting at a table with a huge book full of wisdom. And what did society hold up to me for my admiration? A golfer, a boxer, a man who ran quickly; a soldier, a lawyer, a tycoon; a motorist, a pop star; a footballer. Into what kind of madhouse had I been born?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> And what have I become? A child, witlessly pouring out whatever enters my head. I am a madman and people gather to listen to me make a fool of myself. I am not a role model. This is my protection and security. I still long for the table and the book, the smell of an old man and an old book; the afternoon light fading.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; the greed of a few bankers costs you your house &#8230; people scuffle over bags of rice in Walmart stores &#8230; and it gets mapped on GoogleEarth &#8230; BP announce 48% increases in profits, as petrol hits \u00a31.10 a litre &#8230; anyone is surprised that the rich get richer &#8230; billions are found for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[57,16,35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1061"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}