{"id":1903,"date":"2009-06-26T11:42:56","date_gmt":"2009-06-26T11:42:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/?p=1903"},"modified":"2009-06-26T11:42:56","modified_gmt":"2009-06-26T11:42:56","slug":"if-it-was-more-absorbent-you-could-wipe-your-arse-with-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/?p=1903","title":{"rendered":"If it was more absorbent, you could wipe your arse with it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Coming soon to a <a title=\"Honey, fetch the 'barrow!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WI1i5yhwOz8\" target=\"_blank\">hyperinflated<\/a> <a title=\"Insane in the membrane\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=xrQgBpcrJqo\" target=\"_blank\">fiat currency<\/a> near you!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/DOCUME%7E1\/ak510\/LOCALS%7E1\/Temp\/moz-screenshot-5.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 560px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/static.guim.co.uk\/sys-images\/Media\/Pix\/pictures\/2009\/06\/23\/zim550.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/static.guim.co.uk\/sys-images\/Media\/Pix\/pictures\/2009\/06\/23\/zim550.jpg\" alt=\"Money: Cheaper than paper!\" width=\"550\" height=\"872\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Money: Cheaper than paper!<\/p><\/div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/DOCUME%7E1\/ak510\/LOCALS%7E1\/Temp\/moz-screenshot-4.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coming soon to a hyperinflated fiat currency near you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[580,16,26],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1903"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1903"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1903\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}