{"id":39,"date":"2006-02-24T18:36:41","date_gmt":"2006-02-24T18:36:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/?p=39"},"modified":"2006-02-24T18:36:41","modified_gmt":"2006-02-24T18:36:41","slug":"you-must-be-kidding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/?p=39","title":{"rendered":"you must be kidding!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>Sudan man forced to &#8216;marry&#8217; goat<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><!-- S BO --> <!-- S IIMA --><\/p>\n<table width=\"203\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"203\" height=\"152\" src=\"http:\/\/newsimg.bbc.co.uk\/media\/images\/41373000\/gif\/_41373242_sudan_upper_nile2_map203.gif\" \/><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><!-- E IIMA --> <!-- S SF --> <strong>A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his &#8220;wife&#8221;, after he was caught having sex with the animal.<\/strong>The goat&#8217;s owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.<\/p>\n<p>They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together,&#8221; Mr Alifi said.<\/p>\n<p><!-- E SF --> Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<strong>When I asked him: &#8216;What are you doing there?&#8217;, he fell off the back of the goat<\/strong>, so I captured and tied him up&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<strong>They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife<\/strong>,&#8221; Mr Alifi told the newspaper.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>The second fab &#8216;justice&#8217; story of the day. Must be the weather&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sudan man forced to &#8216;marry&#8217; goat A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his &#8220;wife&#8221;, after he was caught having sex with the animal.The goat&#8217;s owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16,3,14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}