{"id":823,"date":"2007-09-25T12:49:45","date_gmt":"2007-09-25T12:49:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/?p=823"},"modified":"2007-09-25T12:49:45","modified_gmt":"2007-09-25T12:49:45","slug":"call-to-the-wild","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/?p=823","title":{"rendered":"Call to the wild"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been thrust into the Blarchive several times recently, for various reasons. You should visit. It&#8217;s a blast! I just saw my own wedding photo, which was a bit unexpected.<br \/>\nI remember joining Blogdial, receiving my paper hat along with the instructions: <strong>Post Hard. Post Often.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Here is my call, to any lurking Blogdialians, to read a random page from the Blarchive and please post something, anything that comes to mind after your visit. Mary13, Claus, CaptainD, a hymn in g to nann, barrie, alison and all the others out there&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I have knots in some muscles the size of golf balls. On asking a wise owl for her best remedy, she suggested the following:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>1. Find someone who likes having their hands all oiled up and likes  touching you.<\/p>\n<p>2. Find a selection of very smooth river stones, slightly flattened  is best and not too large to cup in the oily person&#8217;s hand.<\/p>\n<p>3. Boiling water<\/p>\n<p>4. Thirty minutes<\/p>\n<p>poor boiling water in a bowl and slide the stones in. Let sit for  three minutes then poor the water off and cover stones with a hot  towel. Take off your shirt, pick up the bowl of hot stones and  approach your potential masseuse with a beseeching expression and  little puppy noises.<\/p>\n<p>The masseuse oils up their hands, oils of your back and shoulders,  takes a stone in each hand skates those babies repeatedly over all  the sore spots. When\u00a0 the stones go cold, grab two more hot ones.<\/p>\n<p>This is without a doubt the best and most wonderful massage technique  I have ever used.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Even if you don&#8217;t have knots, I recommend this whole heartedly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been thrust into the Blarchive several times recently, for various reasons. You should visit. It&#8217;s a blast! I just saw my own wedding photo, which was a bit unexpected. I remember joining Blogdial, receiving my paper hat along with the instructions: Post Hard. Post Often. Here is my call, to any lurking Blogdialians, to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[30,50],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=823"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irdial.com\/blogdial\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}