How I lost my tooth
or
Don't call a woman a cow

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X-Envelope-From: Geche1@aol.com 
From: Geche1@aol.com 
Date: Mon, 23 Jul 2001 07:07:25 EDT 
Subject: why? 
To: irdial@irdialsys.win-uk.net 
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X-Envelope-To: irdial@irdialsys.win-uk.net


it's probably due to a foot square piece of tinfoil with an elongated lemon 
at each corner.


thought so