Saturday, December 01, 2001

what are you counting down to? January 10? (I can't be arsed to check if that's a correct guess). I'm writing on a track... tell me what you think!...

posted by Mikkel , 7:20 PM Þ 

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posted by Irdial , 6:22 PM Þ 
Friday, November 30, 2001

really impressive work if you ask me =)
posted by ha , 5:50 PM Þ 
posted by Mess Noone , 4:12 PM Þ 

Welcome, Alun! =)

VectorX Oekaki Drawing Board - Go draw something :)
Comics Guide - Don't read these comics!

Work is boring as usual. I'm gonna go play floorball with my cow-orkers in a bit.
posted by Mikkel , 12:26 PM Þ 
Thursday, November 29, 2001

My First Blogdial Post.
What does one say at times like these? Why should there be such a gnawing awkwardness surrounding every keystroke? Sod it. Hello. My mind has been further opened to the limitless possibilities of both music and privacy invasion by a quick trawl across the Irdial site. Not to mention the benefits of valve Eqs.
Always pay cash.
Always use somebody elses phone.
Always keep in touch with your friends
Harmonics and certain specific frequencies are gnostic property. Investigate Templars.
Sat at work. Bored.
Peace



posted by Alun , 6:56 PM Þ 

Of course, since telemarketing is here to stay one may as well have some fun with it. Some of the solutions to the annoyance of telemarketing include

#1. If they call and say "Good evening Sir, my name's Judith and I'm calling from...", you simply gush "JUDITH!!? Oh my god! Where have you been?!?!" at them, preferably before they can announce where they're calling from and instantly begin crying.

#2. If they call and ask to speak to you by name, i.e."Hello! could I speak to Mr Davies please" then you merely begin crying first and then mention that he passed on recently (since dead people are not interested in buying things you may well find you get left alone from telemarketing for some time).

#3. If your phone is located somewhere standard like a hallway, simply go along with the call, mention that you have to 'get a pen' and then pop out to the shops for half an hour (don't forget that it's their phone bill!!)

#4. Let them say their thing, and then, in your best headmaster/headmistress voice say "I'm sorry, but in that case I have no option but to call the police" and then hang up. It will almost certainly ruin their day.
posted by captain davros , 3:37 PM Þ 
posted by a hymn in g to nann , 1:19 PM Þ 

If you are receiving calls from telemarketers in the UK, the only course of action you can take is to register yourself on a "Do Not Call" (DNC) list, which is not managed by BT. It takes up to 28 days for your number to be removed from these marketers databases.

BT (or at least, the robots manning the phones at the call centers) claim that they cannot block calls from the numbers of telemarketers. This is bullshit. BT records EVERY NUMBER that makes a call in the UK. They could easily block the numbers coming from telemarketers.

We were told, however, about a "service" called "Choose to Refuse" which you have to pay for quarterly. With this service, you can block up to 10 numbers from calling your fone. http://www.bt.com/informationandservices/malicall/pages/fra5.htm. It should be obvious even to the most completely brain dead that BT have seen a market in nuisance calls. We were told that these marketers have multiple lines (20 or something, "I dont know how many" said the robot) this means that if the telemarketers have more than 10 lines, you cannot block them all with CtF.

BT know who these people are. They make money every time these telemarketers call your fone. They WANT telemarketers to call your fone. This is why they make it hard for you to stop telemarketers from cold calling you.

What I cannot stand is the lying. They have the numbers. They have the reverse lookup capability. They have the systems (BTs computer network is bigger than NASAs) they could easily do what needs to be done to block these calls, but instead, they train their useless robots to LIE, so that they can continue to transact calls, and route you to more chargeable services that you dont need, which do not have the nesecarry capacity to block sufficient numbers.

We spoke to two liars. The first one, sitting in "The Advice Bureau" said that hang-up calls come from telemarketers, and that the ONLY way to stop the calls is to apply to be put on the DNC list. We know about fones, knew that this MUST be bullshit, and so called the "Nuisance Calls Bureau", who immediately blurted out "You just finished a call from one of my colleagues, who told you that you must apply to be on the DNC list" WTF???? I thought that I just called another "Office"??!?

The second robot then told me that, "there is a service called Choose to Refuse...." Now, why didn’t the robot BiaTch #1 who I called first tell me about CtF in the first place? Why would I CHOOSE to keep getting nuisance calls for a freakin MONTH when there is a possibility that there is something that I can do about it RIGHT NOW? They are lying so that you continue to get the calls, and they continue to collect the charges.

Normally, calls to these centers are recorded for training purposes. We all know this. I made a point of complaining that BT should be more proactive in blocking these calls, and said that I know that these calls are recorded, and I am saying this so that whoever listens to these calls gets the message. He replied: "Oh no no, these calls are not recorded". Hmmmmmm how did she know that I made a call to one of her colleagues in another office? Some record that I called BT and complained must have been made right you stupid BiAtCH.

BT are total bullshit. They are delaying the roll out of Broadband because they want 56k ers to keep running up h00j fone bills. They refuse to empower fone users with useful services so that you can control who can and cannot call you. Their staff lie so that they can continue making money out of telemarketers who automatically spam-call residential customers millions of times a week.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/17260.html
http://www.btopenwoe.org.uk/
posted by Irdial , 12:05 PM Þ 
Wednesday, November 28, 2001
posted by john , 6:49 PM Þ 

Quick reminder; dont forget to make your HTML links live with the globe tool in the toolbar which sits at the far left of the line that includes the "post & publish" button.

If you can't see that button, because you are using Mozilla or some other cool browser, then do it by hand (very carefully, cause if you leave out the " for example, the Blogger HTML breaks) or nevermind, ill do it....

phew!
posted by Irdial , 12:05 PM Þ 

posted on the hafler trio mailing list 27.11.01 by the hafler trio:::

(list: h3o-o3h@www.god-emil.dk)


"I was producing a song that had an "electricity" theme and at some point it occurred to me that the sound of sparks would make a cool addition to the song. But it would be most interesting if the sparks actually sounded musical and carried a melody".

Samplers are for wimps. I got out an old Ford spark coil and a transistor driver circuit for it, and drove that from a speaker amp. By playing electronic keyboards through the speaker amp, I was able to play musical notes with sparks up to about middle C. Chords sounded like crap, and ironically, keyboard patches that sounded the most like the sparks to begin with didn't work well. The best sound was single notes on an organ patch, which produced a nice, solid, "singing" spark.

posted by THESE , 1:57 AM Þ 
Tuesday, November 27, 2001

tempest: http://www.erikyyy.de/tempest/

windoze: i hate the whole registry bloatware thing... things always get caught up and are impossible to find, it also seems to be the main virus hiding place too, as it's a lot harder, and riskier, to edit the registry than it is with the ini and autoexec.bat/config.sys files... another reason i love macs, and os x looks so appealing right now. my flatmate got a g4 powerbook the other day (lucky bastard) and i am drooling constantly.

duelism: having morals/ethics and sticking to them are two very different things, sometimes impossible. remember my no unencrypted email rant. well guess what? ...

unamerican: advert on blogdial. http://www.unamerican.com/. nice to see they're not bush lovers.
posted by alex_tea , 11:33 PM Þ 

interesting dualism:

having found myself saying NO to ftaa and nafta.
protesting and the like and against the wto, i am now
stuck in the middle of trying to secure a nafta ok to a
rushed work 'visa' in canada. basically i am married to a
canadian citizen and have an offer from a canadian comany
for a healthy salary. since being married and now residing
here in vancouver, bc i have applied for landed immigrancy.
this is permenant residence inside canada without the
right to vote but with all benefits included. big deal i won't
be able to vote in canada. ok so since i am applying for perm
residence i am not allowed to also apply for a work visa as
i have intent to stay perm here and work visa is only for a temp
stay.

so the comapny with whom i have signed the offer letter has their lawyer
on it drafting a letter, under nafta, upon which i will be able to short cut
the standard work visa application(it's basically a fast track pilot program
currently being tested out). the laywer is having lunch with a friend at
canadian visas r' us to try and get him to sign off on this deal. ok, now
the odd things are as follows:
1. i am saying yes yes to nafta!!!!
2. it comes down to someone deciding on my case arbitrarily.
3. i am saying yes to back room dealing!!!

funny that the governmental structure makes it so hard for families to
be together. basically if this didn't happen today and another option
didn't pan out i won't be able to work here until my L.I. papers came thru
which could be 6 months offically making me a burden and in turn keeping
money out of the economy albeit my small salary comapred to canadian
gnp but still i am here regardless right??? anyway i just thought you all
would find human duality interesting. i surely do.

wish me luck!!
posted by john , 7:38 PM Þ 
posted by Irdial , 3:58 PM Þ 

posted by Irdial , 10:13 AM Þ 

"Really, the Ramones are the greatest American band," Zombie said Tuesday. "I just think that what they did was so simple and so stripped down and so to-the-point that you can't mess with it."

What a fucknob.
How could Rob Zombie, master of the over-produced-sample-laden-crammed-with-too-much instrumentation-and-distortion-repetitive-as-fuck boring shit pop song properly cover such "stripped down" material? What a bastard. Leave the Ramones alone, dammit!
posted by Barrie , 3:01 AM Þ 
Monday, November 26, 2001

yeah, well windows. that's a drag. ie is
embedded so far down in their crap os
that it's like a ticking timebomb. a reinstall
overtop('upgrade') usuall takes care of any
issues but the problem is their registry. it's
like a closet that can't be cleaned out properly.

here's a laugh!!!!!!!!!

character 1:that complete nobody zero rob zombie
said it best himeslf;
"and so to-the-point that you can't mess with it."
-so don't you zombified zerk. the ramones don't
need you capitalising on their ground breaking
success. sorry if your zombie or white zombie or
whitesnake whatever band didn't make it, that's your
problem. go wash dishes or something.

rob zombie "asshole"

here's a quote:"whereas most stuff from that
time period makes me nauseous." — Rob Zombie
rob you make me nauseous!!!!

character 2: what is motivating johnny ramone? the
profits better be going to charity.

someone stop this madness.
posted by john , 7:20 PM Þ 

My windoze installation died this weekend, because some appz wiped some DLLs. Had to do a complete re-install to get the frickin install up again, and because these were core DLLs, the windoze installer WOULD NOT EVEN RUN UNDER WINDOZE. I had to run it from *DOS*.

After installing again to get rid of the NTLDLL.DLL missing error, a NEW missing DLL showed up: ADVAPI32.DLL, which totally locks you out of the networking if its the wrong version. Amazing.

This DLL is related to IE5. In order to repair your IE5, you need to run the very small setup.exe, which downloads the cabs & shit to your machine. Ummmmm wtf if the DLLs you are trying to replace PREVENT YOU FROM CONNECTING?? Catch 22: you cant use the setup util to repair the files because you cant get online because the DLL is the wrong version and you cant repair the files without getting online to get the new DLLs.

Booted into Linux, tried to find the DLLs individually. M$ doesnt offer DLLs individually, not even key DLLs like this one. There is a site in RUSSIA thats called "DLL world" but it was broken when I went there. It had a HuGe list of DLLs all there for you to grab.

I didnt need this to happen this weekend. These core DLLs fucked up my system, breaking all my crucial apps and delaying some work. How many man hours (as in MANKIND) do you think have been lost due to Windoze crashing? Take a look at alll the webpages devoted to solving DLL problems, and you will be able to make a guess of some kind. It must be in the millions of hours.

"Now, strike out with your hate"....if only!
posted by Irdial , 7:09 PM Þ 

Weekend report

Surreal weekend my friends. Thursday Basement Jaxx concert in the dope capital of copenhagen (www.christiania.org), after that, on to a VIP Levi's sponsored showcase with Norwegian Røyksopp – indie kids playing prog rock on crap setup (no it wasn't cool. Apparently there quite the rave these days... http://www.royksopp.com/). Hangovers friday at work, then to another VIP farewell-party for the booker at www.vega.dk. The owner of www.loudmusic.dk asked me if I was gay(!) Very odd – I havn't figured this one out yet. The chums from work (www.kunde.dk) didn't turn up so I went home very pissed and pissed off.
Saturday major hangovers. I had to buy a present before shops closed – the pain, the pain. I ended up going for a 'La Hacienda Honduras' CD as the present, and an suit for myself. No time to rest, the birthsday was for an old friend, boss of http://www.panorama-dk.dk/ she from http://www.esbjerg-tourist.dk/index_gb.htm – and so was all of her guests. In front of me I had seated a female journalist from http://www.aller.dk/default.asp?Action=Details&Item=180 she had absolutely no fun stories to tell. I ran away – pissed from generous amounts of red wine – to a party for http://www.superchannel.org/ good tunes from DJ Quickstep and outrageous after-party stories from one of his friends. Especially one passage about a club 40km outside Brussels, that open on Sundays and goes on – non stop – until Wedensday, was most disturbing. Even more crasy stories and I to bail. As I stepped out the door I fell into the gutter, just infront three drunken youths.
Smashing.
Went to this dodgy morning pub (no they don't have a homepage). I started drinking heavily with a 50 year old bassist, and the Norwegian lead guitarist from a Hendrix cover-band. Then all of sudden, out in front of the jukebox, jumps a young insane looking gypsy woman (or so she looked) and starts dancing madly with this even stanger bloke (to what track I don't remember). The guy is wearing leatherpants, riding boots, a brown army shirt, a leather crossbelt and handcuffs and a whip in his belt. During their dance, he hands her his whip and she starts whipping his as they dance around.
I get home around noon.
posted by Claus Eggers , 6:48 PM Þ 
posted by Mess Noone , 11:14 AM Þ 
Sunday, November 25, 2001

If snail mail died, how the hell would I get packages in the mail? :P

Mikkeh, that's too bad to hear. But I must say, it's not the end of the world. The horrible "broken heart" will go away in time... maybe a month or so. It's just a normal "breaking into shit world" that everyone goes through. I've gone through it, and it's not fun. The worst thing about it is the crap you put yourself through. So yeah, just let it pass through, and it'll be cool. Just no drunken nights for a while. Drink is obviously depressant, and it *never* helps the situation.
*tries to envision a non-drunk Mikkeh*
posted by Barrie , 8:59 PM Þ 

everything passes mikkel, anthony's advice
is good advice. best wishes!!!
posted by john , 8:17 PM Þ 

BREAKING NEWS from CNN.com
-- Doctors create human embryo through cloning, scientists at Massachusetts lab announce.
posted by Irdial , 5:43 PM Þ 


Mikkel, drunken pier jumping is not recommended ; it's very uncomfortable, cold & wet, and your body is left in a morning-after state that's even more terrible than the results of binging on donar kebabs. We're all lovefools. Some allow the foolishness to sweep them into anger in an attempt to deal with the anguish of loss of control over emotion. The more productive route is to roll along with the sweet tears. I was overcome with grief a number of years ago when, after hesitating, the drum machine i'd set my heart on was snapped up before i took the plunge & parted with my cash ; a couple of months later, however, fate intervened and benignly arranged for the paths of a roland r8 and myself to cross. Needless to say, love blossomed, and neither of us have looked back since.
posted by a hymn in g to nann , 9:25 AM Þ 
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