Saturday, May 18, 2002

http://www.no-immortal.com/main.html
posted by Irdial , 11:57 PM Þ 

http://www.spleen.dsl.pipex.com/serial.html
posted by chriszanf , 6:26 PM Þ 

ok scary. not as scary as turning the queen into michael barrymore or whoever the twisted visage looks like this week through the beer goggles. actually that happened more often when i was younger. found better ways of amusing my alcohol addled brain... and it doesn't happen to get as drunk so often also.

anyway. suck my cunt. i watched baise-moi last night with my girlfriend. very violent. very graphic. sickly amusing in places. awesome sound track. some french punk band and some really nice canadian sounding post rock (godspeed/domakesaythink style... kind of jazzy and then gets load and rawkus... fits in well with the film)

i hate being asked what music i like too. i just like music. ok my record collection is bigger in some areas than others and is lacking all round, but that doesn't mean to say becuase i don't own something i can't appreciate it. i have iTunes on random on about 4gbs of mp3s right now. just gone from some old nintendo inspired electro, to nirvana, to robert johnson, to one of my ex girlfriend's excellent tracks and finally to sebastian tellier. maybe not as eclectic as it could be, but i wouldn't ever put any of these tracks together consciously and yet it all flows. and now it's v/vm's excellent deconstruction of techno "karl cocks"

found a nice os x programming resource at macdevcenter.com. why don't people ever spell centre like that anymore? anyway, getting round to using the Swing libraries with java and making sexy aqua windows that will look nasty on windoze, but hey, as if i care... can't get the custom packages from uni to work. but i guess i won't be needing them as we have to produce a gui and these are for CL based input / output.

was probably going to say something else, but have forgotten. post hard and often you say? i have been soft and irregular lately, so i apologise. oh look at that dmx to wu tang. i need a bigger harddrive. that 120 gb lacie is looking more and more tempting!
posted by alex_tea , 6:01 PM Þ 

posted by Irdial , 4:25 PM Þ 

'Nobu' by Herbie Hancock, people!
posted by Mess Noone , 1:55 PM Þ 

aaaaahhhhh ..... fond memories ...... wires ...... actually, that's akin's toolbox ; the s1000 was stolen along with all my gear, which consisted of not that much, but included an r8, the loss which still disturbs my sleep .... i've still got a whole heap of rom cards for it, and they're pretty cheap to pick up 2nd hand at the moment so maybe, when cash gets a little easier flowing, i'll re-invest ......... lq1 is a groovebox-only production ............ yes alun, do the bbc4 thing ; the lack of programming speak isn't a defecit to be fixed, but once the skill has been acquired you'll wonder what occupied the hole before
posted by a hymn in g to nann , 10:19 AM Þ 

Wow, I actually connected to your computer Barrie with KDX - that's very cool! (I know that's what's supposed to happen but I've never had much luck with that kind of thing before, even Limewire). I wish I wasn't stuck at home on a 56k connection with my sister probably trying to call me to let me know it's time to go up to her house to shift 4 tons of gravel onto the drive, or I'd have a taste of the music files.

I am heavily digging the stuff from the MILK tracker/MP3 label at the moment - very aphex in places, but smaller to download.

Ah - the drumatix - we (my bro and I) had one of those, I always loved the way Roland did baby versions of the big machines. It is the baby 808, and then we got a 505, which was the baby 707. You could do all the Big Black stuff with that. I still have the Boss dr 550 which is like a baby R8; we went to the music shop in Peterborough and they played the demo and we *had* to have it.

Clerihew for Anthony

Anthony Manning
does much C++ planning
but he fails to arouse us
with his very strange trousers.

posted by captain davros , 9:36 AM Þ 

Shining moment of the day:


I asked William Gibson if he'd like to make a cyborg.

I did not recognise him, I thought he was just another tourist/visitor taking in the art gallery with his wife. Ha! So of course, I'm all friendly and smiley, "Hi, welcome to our Open Studio. This is part of the Cyborg exhibition on the first floor. (which Neuromancer is part of, duh!) Would you like to make a cyborg?" I can't really remember what they said back to me, though I remember amused looks, polite thank you's et al. Then the animateur comes over and tells me exactly what I had just done, and we're both laughing our heads off. Brilliant!

I wish he would have introduced himself, it would have been good to share the laugh with him.

posted by mary13 , 4:25 AM Þ 

Quite impressive, Mr. Manning. I actually just listened to Liquid Quartz 1, which I won, the other night. I forgot how cool it is. Thanks for sending that over.

Nice irdial-list, akin. I concur. We all need to get together and KICK ASS.
I hate it when people ask me what kind of music I listen to. I listen to some rock yes, but the rest is unclassifiable. And when I say that, people look at me weird. Like music belongs in certain set groups and genres. Sad. Very sad.

Mess: Yes, I do have the Remote Viewer, thanks to the awesome users on AudioGalaxy. I am impressed with the dedication of fans everywhere. You (and everyone else, I suppose), can use my KDX server to get my Coil musicks and any other mp3 (and other things... Mikkel likes to get, er, pictures from me) I happen to have on my hard drive. The address is 24.70.241.172:10700 through KDX, guest access is on. All you have to do is download the lovely application.

Also, BEANS!!!
posted by Barrie , 12:20 AM Þ 
Friday, May 17, 2002

is that an s900 back there? no, a 1000. his music
is amazing; truly a wonder. very soon i will div up my own
efforts in the studio for you guys to pick over and enjoy. just
need to get my mc-80 or else no keys or synths are happening
(my current situation)..jrums(deep in the jungle) only for now. a.
manning has ....well let's just say...wow for his most incredible
compositions.

btw-shout out to reade truth. another inspiration!! got my s900
from him. he is a text book of knowledge and a hell of a dj
too. t.g. for music and midi cables. medusa would be proud.
posted by john , 10:26 PM Þ 

http://www.digitwireless.com/home.html
posted by Irdial , 9:46 PM Þ 


Mr. Manning, at home....
posted by Irdial , 9:26 PM Þ 


drummachine.home
posted by john , 8:52 PM Þ 

Obscenity of the week. On holiday in the states, a woman with her kids in a car was getting hassle from a guy on the pavement. After a couple of minutes she's out of the car. A couple of minutes of agitated arguing later, the woman delivers a knockout blow, screaming (very literally and loudly screaming) SUCK MY CUNT into the mans face. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner...

I was suitably impressed.
posted by Alun , 2:28 PM Þ 

The first web music software I tried....about 5 years ago now. Pissed the hell out of my labmates.
Akin. Truly GREAT Friday rant (though of course the fact that today is Friday is purely conincidental and inconsequential) in the latest Blogdial mail-shot.
Sometimes I read the programming shit you people throw at each other and think, what the fuck am I doing here? Does everybody on here speak C/C++/Perl/Java-speak but me? Is this a defecit I should fix? And then... Basically, I want in on the BBC4 (where-the-fuck-EVER) thang. This could well be my kind of 'Do Thing'. I learn fast.
posted by Alun , 2:13 PM Þ 

Barrie - I like the Musicks far more than anything else. Do you have the whole remote viewer CD?
posted by Mess Noone , 9:40 AM Þ 
posted by Irdial , 8:35 AM Þ 



whos seen starwars?
posted by john , 2:30 AM Þ 
Thursday, May 16, 2002

Has anyone noticed that the nespapers in EEC land refuse to lay the blame for the massive slide to the right on the majorities hatred and mistrust of the whole "European adventure"?

The blame is put again and again on immigration, but immigration has been a constant over the last thirty years; the thing that has changed is this unrelenting, undemocratic, insane, ill advised and totally evil push for a european superstate, where each nation is stripped of its dignity, power and soverinty (sp), and its collectivized population turned into amoebic sheeple.

These nespaper editors have an agenda, and they are pushing it with a fanaticism that Dr Goebbels would have clapped with all 8 of his hands.
posted by Irdial , 6:27 PM Þ 

I'd like to point out that Canada.com is owned by the biggest asshole in Canada, Izzy Asper. You can tell, just by the fact that that (interesting) story is merely a transcript from Television. Asper forces the newspaper he owns to publish his editorials, which are always flagrant and often very racist and prejudicial. I think this has resulted in sales going DOWN. But Asper is too proud of himself to do anything.

As for that free music thing... I agree. I have downloaded over a gigabyte of a band from audiogalaxy lately (Coil, if you must know), and am coming close to having their entire album catalogue in mp3 form. It's quite interesting, going through their entire musical career, picking out stuff I don't like and am not influenced by "having" to like it because I spent money on it. I plan on actually buying a few of the CDs I've downloaded though, because some of them *are* very good.

There was once a boy named Mikkel
Who fell for a girl named Nell
They went out to dinner
Then he tried to put it in her
But she told him to go straight to hell
posted by Barrie , 5:50 PM Þ 

tempo faced
posted by THESE , 5:30 PM Þ 

birmingham on rye
trackball and chain
posted by THESE , 4:58 PM Þ 

will self storage
lego land line
posted by Irdial , 4:37 PM Þ 

autistic insect
posted by THESE , 3:40 PM Þ 

I must add here that I was forced to write this by the masked bard, who then left in a puff of smoke.


There once was a young man called Mikkel
Who had trouble picking up Tcl
With his syntax a fluster
He went off to use Fusker
And reduced his bandwidth to a trickle
posted by captain davros , 2:21 PM Þ 

xxxxxxx wrote:

Thanks. The last few lines are going to be my mantra for the week!

[Mikkel], you kick ass!

On Thursday, May 16, 2002, at 10:56  AM, carthagtuek@softhome.net wrote:
> xxxxxxx writes:
>
> >I am bored. No. I allow my self to be bored.
> >No. Fear of failing allows my life to be boring.
> >Fear. Fuck fear and fuck those that use it as a
> >weapon.
>
> I know fear. I know how it feels to know your life is going faster than yourself. I know.
>
> >Fear of losing job that supports pathetic current quality of life.
>
> The quality of your life is never nil. The quality of your life is never bad. Your life is what you make it. Make it worth it.
>
> >If you don't work hard and sacrifice
> >your family and your health, we will
> >fire you.
>
> SHUT THE FUCK UP. If you get fired, get another job. If you get fired again, get aNOTHer one. That is how live is. Do what you wish, the money will come
>
> >xxxxxxxx
>
> Mikkel (you kick the ass)
posted by Mikkel , 2:10 PM Þ 

****** wrote:

|I think we've entered an age in history when people feel more comfortable
|about music and feel that it is more "legit" when it is a product.

This is probably correct, but just as previous generations were able to
reject money in favour of honor, duty, truth, justice and all the
enobling human traits, the next generation weaned on downloaded music
will have a better, cleaner, relationship with music, because they will
be able to get it *for free*, and will be able to judge it without any
residue of economic activity spoiling the experience. "I bought it, so I
listened to it a coupla times", "I liked half of it so its was worth the
20 bux". These phrases and thier many variants will dissapear from our
language as the act of obtaining music is disconnected from handing over
money each time you want it.

The music market will become as frictionless as any information market;
the only constraint will be how fast your connection to the internet.
people who are slower will be slower to delete their files; they are
more valuable because they took longer to download.. People on fat pipes
will be able to listen to something once, and delete it immediately if
it is not up to scratch.

|With the
|daily barrage of advertising and consumerism each of us takes in every day,
|we've learned, subconsciously, that

This will die a death, as all music becomes equally valuable; the value
of music will become proportional to how big the file is that carrys
it, divided by your bandwidth. "All your Base are Belong to Us" is an
example of a piece of music and video that was seen by millions without
a single piece of advertising being displayed or money changing hands.

|Money decides so much for us in our daily
|lives that the expenditure of it has taken on an importance and voice
of its
|own.

Thankfully, music is now removed from this culture which debases
mankind and betrays artists.

|I just got my full Irdial catalog on CD in the mail. Thanks so much! I'd
|like to mirror you when I get to college!

Please do!

|kind regards,
|******
posted by Irdial , 11:17 AM Þ 
posted by Irdial , 8:43 AM Þ 

I have to say however, some of those SPAM "haiku" are hilarious! 19,000 collected on that site. Incredible!
posted by Irdial , 7:06 AM Þ 

re; no more joke haikus. YES.
jokes can be made easier and better than haikus.
USE FUCKING LIMERICKS.





...yes.
posted by Mikkel , 3:01 AM Þ 
Wednesday, May 15, 2002

Forget Haiku
Try the Clerihew!

Perl fascinates Akin
Whilst Windoze sends him packing
But making his home in bash
Seems awfully rash
posted by captain davros , 9:27 PM Þ 
posted by Claus Eggers , 6:53 PM Þ 

frou frou - - - the new project of a hugely talented mr flashing button controller, someone i somehow got involved in doing some remixing work / live work for a few years back - - - it's the music of spring
posted by a hymn in g to nann , 6:38 PM Þ 

The first teaser to the MATRIX: RELOADED and THE MATRIX: REVOLUTIONS is set to be released on Wednesday May 15th, with its world premier on Entertainment Tonight. To see it in theaters, it will be attached to a certain film due out this week. If you miss it, don't worry, you can view it here, at www.TheMatrix.com, directly after its final airing on Entertainment Tonight. That's roughly 9pm PST, May 15th.

For this online release, we've decided to go digital... this is THE MATRIX, after all. We compressed this first teaser directly from the 2K digital source files, over 20 gigabytes of data. Why'd we bother? No scan lines, capable of far higher resolutions, zero transfer loss. More shortly.

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/cmp/index_sequel.html
posted by Irdial , 6:17 PM Þ 

A CALL FOR THE COMPLETE ELIMINATION OF JOKE HAIKU PRODUCTION ON THE INTERNET
http://www.phenry.org/junkdrawer/haiku/
posted by Irdial , 5:30 PM Þ 

you cannot program
you are lazy and useless
your Kung Fu "no good"
posted by Irdial , 5:23 PM Þ 

EMI buys Mute
Frost on the field of our dreams
Burn in hell you scum
posted by Irdial , 5:13 PM Þ 

does the oak tree cry
when the blue bird makes a nest
in its tall branches?

maybe that should be turned around, twist at end:

when the blue bird nests
in the tall branches of oak
does the old tree cry?

posted by mary13 , 5:11 PM Þ 

Mikkel Eriksen: You Fucking Genius. I just laughed my bollocks off.
posted by Irdial , 5:00 PM Þ 

vanilla ice cream
posted by Irdial , 4:58 PM Þ 

Not entirely. The 5-7-5 syllable structure makes the poem a senryu. To attain haiku-status, however, it needs a reference to a season (spring/autumn, etc) - directly/indirectly/obscure or not.

/me attempts:
I pluck the apples,
they are fresh from the trees now.
Xserve sure looks neat.

I never said I was good at it :D Now, a good haiku also makes a twist in the end (which is what I was trying with the apple <> Apple juxtaposition), surprising the reader...

re: PHP as backend. The strength of PHP is that it is in essense HTML with Perl inside. It would make more sense to do a backend in clean Perl (unless you want people to visit it via the web), that it would to do it in PHP... I'm positive you could write a less confusing & shorter perl script that does what you want, as compared to a php version.
posted by Mikkel , 4:42 PM Þ 

i'm studying OOP at college right now, which is basically learning Java, and since Java is so awfully implemented under mac os 9, it makes a nice change to see that it works properly in os X.

i'm also currently writing a flash app that translates ip address into blocks of colour (the patchWerk thing i posted here a while ago). i need some advice. it needs to store information on each patch, basically 3 variables:
a String named 'ipAddress'
a String named 'hostAddress'
and a Date object called 'date' i guess.

it's going to use a php backend to write these variables to a text file, which flash will then read as a big string and then split into an array so it can be used properly... but i was wondering about using XML... does anyone have any ideas on how i could implement this? i know nothing about XML, although it would probably be quite useful to learn...
posted by alex_tea , 4:24 PM Þ 

"Copy-protected" CDs unsupported by Apple hardware


http://www.macfixit.com/archivesx/may.02.b.x.shtml
http://www.macfixit.com


If a disc with copyright protection technology remains inside the drive after following the procedures above, or if the computer does not start up normally, it is recommended that you contact an Apple Authorized Service Provider (AASP) or Apple Technical Support. Audio discs that incorporate copyright protection technologies do not adhere to published Compact Disc standards. Apple designs its optical disc drives to support media that conform to such standards. Apple computers are not designed to support copyright protected media that do not conform to such standards. Therefore, any attempt to use non standard discs with Apple optical disc drives will be considered a misapplication of the product. Under the terms of Apple's One-Year Limited Warranty, AppleCare Protection Plan, or other AppleCare agreement any misapplication of the product is excluded from Apple's repair coverage. Because the Apple product is functioning correctly according to its design specifications, any fee assessed by an Apple Authorized Service Provider or Apple for repair service will not be Apple's responsibility.

http://kbase.info.apple.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/kbase.woa/wa/query?searchMode=Expert&type=id&val=KC.106882
posted by alex_tea , 4:16 PM Þ 

A haiku is a 3-line poem with a 5/7/5 syllable structure, just in case some people don't know. It's quite easy to write a haiku about almost everything.

Since I don't feel like writing (it's early,) I'll just post this quote. Blah.

"As soon as one believes a doctrine of ANY SORT or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of existence."
--Robert Anton Wilson
posted by Barrie , 4:07 PM Þ 

UNIX is my love.
Perl is my true obsession.
Bash is my real home.
posted by Irdial , 3:27 PM Þ 

What do people here use Java for? I love the little tool on this page called ThumbNailer http://www.nonodename.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/ - it's really neat once you sort out what you want to do with it.
posted by captain davros , 2:53 PM Þ 

windows is all bad
i did tell you that before
i love my mac now

i'm not sure of the rules for haiku. so that's a bit crappy. didn't you see i already posted the xserve link?

anyway, this made me happy:

The Mac OS X Platform
Many of the advantages of writing and running Java applications in Mac OS X come
from the emphasis that Apple has placed on integrating Java into the operating
system. Java is not an add-on to the operating system, but is an integral part of it.
There is no additional development kit or runtime environment to download and
configure. Apple includes this functionality in every copy of Mac OS X.
posted by alex_tea , 12:47 PM Þ 

Windows is bad news.
How long will you suffer it?
I want a Mac now.
posted by Irdial , 12:07 PM Þ 
posted by Irdial , 9:48 AM Þ 

What the fuck? I love this kind of shit :)
posted by Mess Noone , 9:28 AM Þ 
posted by Irdial , 8:52 AM Þ 
Tuesday, May 14, 2002

http://www.javascriptlist.com/pages/catalogs.asp?CatalogN=Scrolls

that blogdial search engine is totally sweet!!
posted by john , 9:21 PM Þ 

what is the story behind the cute little clock that shows up on the blogdial archives between May and July 2001?
posted by Josh Carr , 8:47 PM Þ 

http://www.apple.com/xserve

apple's marketing makes everything seem so exciting and essential. but still, this is a sexy beast.

meanwhile i'm having trouble installing the IDEA component for GNUPG... copy and pasting the commands straight off the website... time to try again.

phew... got it working. copied the suff of the website wrong.. silly character returns. my first darwin experience!!


Supported algorithms:
Cipher: IDEA, 3DES, CAST5, BLOWFISH, AES, AES192, AES256, TWOFISH
Pubkey: RSA, RSA-E, RSA-S, ELG-E, DSA, ELG
Hash: MD5, SHA1, RIPEMD160
posted by alex_tea , 8:43 PM Þ 

.net build 3604.1 rc1(most recent)......just tried to
install and it didn't recognise my lne100tx. this is one
of the most standard adapters out there. nortonav won't
run either..dosen't look good so far...

also they want you to prep the domain by running
some command. problem is that it says "see here"
so you go "here" and it says "see there". typical
msoft run around. you would think that a command
for preping the domain(which is stated as being of
the utmost importance before install) would be
listed in 15 different places and in flashing red letters.
nope....i STILL can't find it in the docs. funny and sad
at the same time.
posted by john , 7:52 PM Þ 

Fix Bugs

Is there some bug that really bothers you? As well as reporting
it, feel free to fix it as well. Fixing bugs in Mozilla is far easier than
in many other applications, because you can fix bugs (such as those
in our cross-platform front end, written in XUL, our XML-based User-interface Language,
CSS and Javascript) using only the build you are running right now. There is no
need to set up complex environments, or compile anything.
We've even written a tool to make it really easy to get started -
Patch Maker.
So, if you've written web pages, you can hack on Mozilla. Check it out - it rocks.


posted by Irdial , 5:32 PM Þ 

... english will change forever ...

ohhhhhh yes, indeed ...... but not only that, problems that you encounter are no longer viewed as problems, emotional responses to hurdles slowly become replaced by the ability to break the situation down & assemble appropriate solutions

posted by a hymn in g to nann , 12:33 PM Þ 

I haven't written music since I got X, mostly cause there aren't a lot of apps for it (yet). But when I get stuck with a tune, I start another one. Sometimes, I then look at the old tunes, rewrite them, and get tired of them. 40-50 works in progress is not a large number. It helps the writer's block to start fresh once in a while, I reckon.

Oh, and most of my tunes ARE shit, but I put em out anyway :D
posted by Mikkel , 11:02 AM Þ 

CC Bearz from Яussia

Tens of thousands of stolen credit card numbers are being offered for sale
each week on the Internet in a handful of thriving, membership-only cyberbazaars,
operated largely by residents of the former Soviet Union, who have become
central players in credit card and identity theft....

...A
security expert who monitors several of the bazaars said one of the most
active was run by a Ukrainian 18 or 19 years old who went by the name Script.
The operator lives in Odessa. He is among about nine members of a clique,
known by its members as The Family, who are considered the most powerful
and reliable of the middlemen....

http://iht.com/articles/57617.html



posted by Irdial , 10:48 AM Þ 

'the worst tune i've written is my last one, the best one- the next one'

I dont have a problem with these irrational attitudes, "therzalottuvitabaaht".

What distresses me and makes me angry are the times when this thinking stops people from releasing music. Just because YOU have an unhealthy attitude to your work, doesnt mean that it has no value and should not be released.

I have had to put up with a few people like this, and frankly I would rather not deal with people who have to be babysat over every simple part of the process.

Get with the fucking programme. Put your poop in a line. Straighten your shit out. Pull your thumb out of your mouth and grow up!

What you are doing CJ is the right thing, letting it go, releasing it, allowing your music to work its magic, weave its way and in this case impress.
posted by Irdial , 10:35 AM Þ 

Alex,
i always get excited about a piece i'm working on but rapidly lose interest once it's 'done'. a sort of 'the worst tune i've written is my last one, the best one- the next one'
posted by chriszanf , 10:01 AM Þ 

Why mess with sewage?

by - on Wed May 01, 11:18 PM (#3447108)

They need to invent a woman that pees Guinness and poops gold. That would solve all my problems.

Original Discussion: Sewage To Be Turned Into H



Rating: Offtopic.
This rating is UnfairFair | See Context

posted by Irdial , 9:03 AM Þ 

also need to know about CL and darwin. what can i do with it?

The first thing you have to do is get Bash for your machine, and make it the default shell.

Bash is the most popular shell, and since millions of people on Uninx / Linux are using it, you will always be able to get help.

What can you do with it?

You can rule the world. Believe it or not, you can get things done / launched quicker from the command line rather than using a retarded one button mouse (yes, flamage).

You need to get two books.

(1)
Think Unix by John Lasser. You need this book, because you are now running UNIX and not MacOS. You will appreciate being able to connect to other Unix machines when you are online, and manipulating them via CL like they were your machines. Once you have gone through this book, you will be transformed into a Unix lover. Unix is beautiful, works beautifully, and suddenly, what the Internet REALLY is will become clear, and the stupid, uselessness of windoze and the old macos will become abundantly clear.

(2)
"Learning Perl" by Randal Schwartz. Since you have Perl installed by default on MacOSX, and can now run Perl properly from CL, you RELLY RELLY nead to learn it. When you finish the first chapter, after having studied Think Unix, Perl will make perfect sense, and get you...well...exited.

One word of warning however, and Anthony will confirm this; once you become a Perl hacker, the way you speak and hear english will change forever. People will seem dumber, because the speech that they use will suddenly sound unclean and imprecise.

Dont worry about this. It's Worth It®.
posted by Irdial , 8:46 AM Þ 

Darwin is by far the coolest part of os x. I simply love hacking about in terminal. ill post more later.
posted by Mikkel , 8:26 AM Þ 

i meant to say, a friend of mine was going on at me length (in a nice way) about fugazi live and about instrument and their lack of set lists and their improv. apparently they are playing these fair isles soon. i can't wait to see them!
posted by alex_tea , 2:12 AM Þ 

ok, so after a clean format / mass partitioning i now have os x up and running. very sexy and smooth. only problem was getting the internet work. i was cursing btopenworld (they deserve it) when in fact it's a mac 'problem', or feature as i like to call them. basically you need to put your modem above everything else in the active ports dialog.

i need tips and info on getting os x to be properly hardcore. software help would be most kind. also need to know about CL and darwin. what can i do with it?

running fire for instant messaging. very nice. send me your icq / aim / jabber / msn addresses. mine are: 2778212 (icq), g0ldtooth (aim), g14n7_r0b07@hotmail.com (msn).

mikkel: thanks for the list of bands. i know of most of those as my friends like that kind of stuff. i am avant garde krrzzzzgghhhtthhthghgh boy in their eyes. i'm also going to check out more dc hardcore stuff like minor threat and black flag.

josh: yes sorry about the name, didn't have iTunes open and couldn't remember the title. i did see all the packaging (cd unfortunately, but still really quite amazing). can't wait to see instrument now. it's on film four a lot and seeing as channel four are being overly beneovolent to us itv digital phools i get to watch it for free. also the NFT are doing a punk season soon, so maybe i'll get to see it on the big screen. as for live bands i saw shellac three days running at ATP the other week. the best live band i've ever seen, every day they got better. then i saw melt banana. awesome.

chris: i understand about outside sources/opinions. hard to know what to think of stuff once you've burried yourself in it. i usually end up hating all my work, because i've tweaked it too long... you need to step back and see from a distance, sometimes others help you do this more quickly. a catalyst of sorts.
posted by alex_tea , 2:11 AM Þ 
Monday, May 13, 2002

http://www.nytimes.com/2002/05/13/science/13BEES.html

Scientists working for the Pentagon have trained ordinary honeybees to ignore flowers and home in on minute traces of explosives, a preliminary step toward creating a buzzing, swarming detection system that could be used to find truck bombs, land mines and other hidden explosives.

...

Scientists have found that it takes less than two hours to use sugar-water rewards to condition a hive of honeybees to eschew flowers and instead hunt for 2,4-dinitrotoluene, or DNT, a residue in TNT and other explosives, in concentrations as tiny as a few thousandths of a part per trillion.

In tests of 12 trained bee colonies last summer at the Southwest Research Institute in San Antonio, one to two bees an hour were seen flying around uncontaminated controls, while "we were getting 1,200 bees an hour on the targets," said Philip J. Rodacy, a chemist in the explosives technology group at Sandia National Laboratories in Albuquerque.
posted by Josh Carr , 5:18 PM Þ 

Muslimgauze: you can got to http://www.epitonic.com/artists/muslimgauze.html and download songs that span his career. just to get a taste and know where to start.
posted by Josh Carr , 4:30 PM Þ 

the fugazi album is In On the Killtaker and a wonderful collection of songs it is. you should check out the packaging as well since it is quite excellent in both compact disc and 12" vinyl forms. cassavetes, instrument, facet squared, last chance for a slow dance.

some of their other records that you might consider are Red Medicine and Steady Diet of Nothing.

O! to be discovering fugazi right now... what a treat that would be...
and do see them perform... some of the most extraodinary rock musicianship i've had the pleasure of witnessing. They never do set lists, either. they agree on a starting point and go non-stop from there.
posted by Josh Carr , 4:24 PM Þ 

a:::I don't particularly like murdoch :D
b:::I totally like Fugazi. May I reccomend? >> Sunny Day Real Estate, The Promise Ring, Home Town Hero, Pedro the Lion, The Get Up Kids, The Impossibles.
c:::I had one more thing, but I forgot what it was. I'll post it later, if I remember.
posted by Mikkel , 4:19 PM Þ 

to gauge because....(to use a crass analogy) it's like farting and you watch your mates face to see how much their eyes water!
others things...some people suggest interesting things. another perspective. Sometimes, through my subjectiveness, i miss the 'point' or lose my sense of direction (i'm SO easily distracted by 'shiny things', i think i was a magpie in a previous life!). some people show you the way, some people show you the way not to.
posted by chriszanf , 3:59 PM Þ 
posted by Irdial , 3:52 PM Þ 

i am going to install os x today. just backing up everything to cd-r as i'm going to repartition my drive as well.

i am quite excited.

muslimguaze, is it good? i have known about him for a while since his artwork is nearly always in creative review... i've just (finally) got some fugazi. another band i've known about for ages (since 1995 or something) but never heard. anyway, i went round my friend's house and he just a got a cdr for his birthday so i installed it and showed him how to use it by leaching his fugazi collection. 3 albums spanning their career. repeater, in out of the kill and the argument. they are the best band. i could quite happily never hear another band in my whole life. or something.

also been thinking about things. no one sees rupert murdoch as an evil media monopoliser capitalist pig. i mean when you ask joe blow about things like this they may come up with bill gates / microsoft, maybe even nike, starbucks or aol/time warner, but hardly ever murdoch / fox. maybe this is because he controls the media and so you never hear / read / see about him in the press. very scary.
posted by alex_tea , 3:25 PM Þ 

Turned to the Dark Side!

Saturday, May 11, 2002

EMI buys Mute

Mute Records, home to Nick Cave and in some territories Moby, has been acquired in total by EMI Records.

EMI have paid £23m for the label and will pay up to a further £19m over the next 4 years based on performance.

Founder Daniel Miller, executive chairman of Mute, will continue to be responsible for all of the company's global activities.

The Mute catalogue includes Nick Cave, Moby, Depeche Mode, Erasure, Yazoo, Peach and Goldfrapp.

As for Nick Cave, the official word on the latest on his next album is "The band have started work on the new album. Word is everything is going very nicely indeed".

By Paul Cashmere
posted by Irdial , 3:21 PM Þ 
posted by captain davros , 3:10 PM Þ 

"Fashion TV is the first global channel entirely dedicated to fashion. Broadcasted to over 200 million households in 130 countries, it is one of the 5 best distributed channels worldwide. Very quickly Fashion TV audience has become enthusiastic about the channel's original music track, Fashion TV being up to this day the only major media dedicated to electronic music. In reply to strong demands, and encouraged by a first success in 2001, Fashion TV is launching a collection of music compilation during the fashion shows. Therefore the track list reflects the music colors of the Spring-Summer collections 2002. With the first compilation in the fashion Music series, "Spring 2002"; FTV wanted to recapture the mood of the current season's trends, with the best of "fashion music'. Pschent knew how to compose a selection reflecting this spirit."
posted by Irdial , 3:05 PM Þ 

Mess>> Email these Records [these@appleonline.net] for everyting about Muslimguaze. Yes, "ting".

Chris>> Why do you want to guage peoples feedback...and what are the "other things"?
posted by Irdial , 2:52 PM Þ 

When getting into new artists [new as in, not heard by me before], I tend to prefer doing it chronologically. Getting their early stuff, then the somewhat newer, then the latest. Only, I usually end up getting a whole bunch of random stuff all at once and then listening to it in one big pear-gruel (I fucking love translating expressions that don't translate well).

What with the Muslimgauze catalog being so fucking huge, I have no idea where to start, though. I've been wanting to check out his stuff for quite some time, now. There's something about the whole idea that appeals to me.
posted by Mikkel , 2:50 PM Þ 

Akin
Re: Electronical tunes
I'm only posting the stuff up on the web at the moment (to gauge peoples feedback amongst other things)
I've been making tunes since i could bash saucepans with wooden spoons and the way i see it is....
I've been writing music, not making any money off it and no-ones hearing it
NOW
I'm writing , still not making money (thats why i have a dayjob) but now theres the possiblity of anyone hearing it.


posted by chriszanf , 2:34 PM Þ 

Does anyone know about Muslimgauze? Where to start? Thoughts?
posted by Mess Noone , 10:32 AM Þ 


How Gay Are YOU?
[?]


Uhm... Yeah. *cries* Must be cause of all that guy-kissing. Sersly, it's all in good fun. Plus it freaks out everybody.
posted by Mikkel , 10:11 AM Þ 
Sunday, May 12, 2002

Ah yes, the Aphex face in the equation song. Someone (I think Mikkel) told me about that a while ago, so I d/led a spectrum analyser and ran it through... freaked the hell out of me. Crazy! An aural self-portrait!


How Gay Are YOU?
[?]




Which Piercing are you?
posted by Barrie , 8:42 PM Þ 
posted by Irdial , 8:17 PM Þ 
posted by Irdial , 8:08 PM Þ 
posted by Irdial , 8:04 PM Þ 

The Funniest 419 Yet!

FROM THE DESK OF: DR. JACKSON IKOM IBE
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR AND FINANCIAL CONTROLLER
NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION (N. N. P. C).

E-mail: ibe.jackson@nnpc-oil.net


ATTN: President/CEO,

I am Dr. Jackson Ikom Ibe, the Group Director and Financial Controller of Nigeria

National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), because of my position and that of
other strategic officials who are heads in their departments, we have in our

possession, since 1997 the sum of US$800M Dollars (Eight hundred million
United States Dollars) which we amassed through over-invoicing of foreign
contracts fully executed and commissioned with the different foreign
contractors duely paid their full contract amounts.

We have made several fruitless moves to transfer this fund abroad for our
mutual benefits. One in 1998 when one Mr. Patrice Miller of the United
States of America, living at No 10, West 54th Street, New York,
ran away with our US$65M Dollars after the fund has been transferred into his

account. It was unbelievable, shocking and hypertensive that when we went
there to claim our share of the fund, we were told that nobody with that name

was living in that house and that the former occupier of the flat moved away
few weeks ago to an unknown house. This is how we lost US$65M Dollars to
the heartless Patrice Miller.

The second attempt was when in 1999, we decided to carry US$80M dollars in
cash through the Lagos lnternational Airport but was stopped by the
Nigerian Custom Officers who seized the fund till today. This is how we lost
another US$80M Dollars to the Nigerian Custom.

Following the peaceful life ushered in by the current democratic
dispensation in Nigeria, I and my colleagues have decided to transfer the sum
of US$48.5M (Forty Eight Million Five Hundred Thousand United
States Dollars) into a foreign account operated by a foreigner for our
mutual benefits. By this letter, I request your assistance in transferring
and safeguarding the sum of US$48.5M Dollars for our
mutual benefits.

For assisting us in transferring and safeguarding this fund, you will be
entitled to 35% of the total sum 5% will be set aside for charity and
philanthropic purposes 57% belongs to me and my colleagues while 3%
will go for reimbursement of all expenses made by both parties. However, I
want you to be human and humane so that you do not become this second
Patrice Miller of the United States. It is imperative to note that this
transaction is risk-free as all modalities for the successful transfer of this fund

have been perfected by my colleagues in the relevant ministries.
However, we should see absolute confidentiality as our watchword
throughout the course of this transaction for we are civil servants
and will equally not like the 1999 event to re-dramatise itself.

At your consent, I will be grateful if you can urgently furnish me
with your private telephone, fax and mobile numbers and name of
beneficiary and your banking details with the telex numbers of the
receiving bank. These will enable us speed up the claim of
the fund and eventual transfer into your nominated account.

Looking forward to hear from you soonest.

Best Regards,

DR. JACKSON IKOM IBE
posted by Irdial , 7:31 PM Þ 
posted by a hymn in g to nann , 2:02 PM Þ 

"Computers are useless; they only give answers"
Picasso
posted by Irdial , 12:27 PM Þ 

It took me between the post saying it was cool to this post to place it; "Lopecak" from Electronical is Sweet Exorcist's "Clonk" updated to 2002!

Phew!
posted by Irdial , 9:57 AM Þ 
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