Saturday, December 07, 2002

"Zions Bank?" What the hell? I have NEVER heard of that one.

Also: OH YEAH! *insert video of me doing pelvic thrusts*

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posted by Barrie , 11:49 PM Þ 

posted by Irdial , 11:49 PM Þ 

posted by Irdial , 11:41 PM Þ 

http://www.eugenemirman.com/
posted by Claus Eggers , 12:39 PM Þ 

http://www.nataliesue.com/creating_cleavage_photo_section.htm
posted by Claus Eggers , 12:35 PM Þ 

I really don't want to derail the discussion, but yes, you're right. That's what I was trying to say. Getting paid to pull stupid cranks is teh best.
posted by Mikkel , 1:05 AM Þ 

PHP is for people who think they know their shit

from what i've briefly read in one of the webmonkey tutorials, this certainly seems true, especially after having been 'raised' on c++ ...... but what do i care ? if someone's going to pay me to play with toys who am i to argue ?
posted by a hymn in g to nann , 12:32 AM Þ 
Friday, December 06, 2002

Fuck that, perl is for real programmers. PHP is for people who think they know their shit ;D

(I don't really give a shit, as long as you can make your website work, it's good by me. I've been coding a bit on CT today. I'll be doing some more today, possibly.)
posted by Mikkel , 11:27 PM Þ 
posted by Irdial , 10:25 PM Þ 
posted by Irdial , 9:13 PM Þ 

Yes even I was once like you. Of course now I am the Master of
Deception, but that's besides the point. Either way, I got my first
hit of Goatse.
Damn did it hit me. It scarred me for life. It left an image so
rotten and morbid inside my mind that I would never forget about him.



Visiting the Goatse
man is like watching porn. Everyone's done it, but noone admits to it.
It's dirty. It's not something you want anyone to know you do. Once
you've done it you feel different. You want to jump in the shower and
scrub until you're skin and bones. You want to go back 5 minutes
before you saw this image. You want to do anything that can get rid of
this forsaken image. It's probably banned in some country. Probably
afghanistan, but everything's banned there. Once you've seen it
though, you never forget it.

The initial reaction of people
when they see this image is to immediately close it. Whether it's
throwing your mouse to the little 'x' in the corner or alt+f4, you
immediately close that fucken browser window. You don't want anyone
seeing you looking at that! You think about how the hell he managed to
open his asshole that wide. The image is in your brain, but not your
screen thank god. Unfortunately your brain can't keep small details
when it only gets to view an image for 2 seconds.



so true...

posted by Irdial , 9:00 PM Þ 

Oh, and I believe Gold (without checking) is close to lead, which is the middle element, the one which all other elements will one day become, due to decay (am I right or am I pouring it out my ass?).

Thats pretty much it, lead and gold are really close "atomically".

Also, PHP, I heartily recommend O'Reilly's books, they're the shit.

I REALLY want the perl cookbook.

Perl vs PHP is becoming a religious war, like vi vs emax, debian vs $otherdistros gnome vs kde....oh well.

Drink Cobra beer? Do!
posted by Irdial , 8:57 PM Þ 

I wouldn't mind converting the coins in my pocket into something more ephemeral, if you dig.
OH BABY
GIVE IT TO ME HUAGHBALGUA
"After tonight, baby, you're gonna feel like a MILLION DOLLARS."

One of the cool things about gold is how stable it is. It does not decay OR tarnish, it just stays gold ("stay gold, ponyboy!"). The whole currency debate confuses me. What the hell would we do without currency? And if that's impossible, why do we then hate currency so much? I think the problem is not the money itself but how it's distributed (ie 90% of the money is in 1% of the hands).
posted by Barrie , 8:39 PM Þ 

Yeah well Goatse man ain't a man. If you look closely at the picture (yes, I am aware that that is a very repulsive and sick thing to do), you will notice that above the hole he is opening, there's a slight dent, which is in fact his asshole, making the hole he's spreading his, yes, vagina. (S)he's a hermaphrodite. Google for a thorough explanation.

I don't really feel like posting long shit today, but the whole sex & kisses idea sounds good to me. I wouldn't mind converting the coins in my pocket into something more ephemeral, if you dig.

In other news, Sakajev was arrested upon entering England, but let's see what happens. I hope they use the Danish decision as basis for theirs, and don't send him to the Siberian labour camps.

Oh, and I believe Gold (without checking) is close to lead, which is the middle element, the one which all other elements will one day become, due to decay (am I right or am I pouring it out my ass?).

Also, PHP, I heartily recommend O'Reilly's books, they're the shit.
posted by Mikkel , 7:53 PM Þ 

SETI? THATS EVEN WORSE.

Excerpted from here http://www.seti.org/science/ufo.html

"Investigations of UFO sightings or alien abductions are not conducted at the SETI Institute. A practical reason for this is that the distance to the star nearest to our own is over 4 light years. That's about 24 trillion (24,000,000,000,000) miles away. With our current rocket technology, it would take around 300,000 years to travel there. This poses a daunting engineering problem even for a more advanced civilization.

In addition to the unlikelihood that we have been visited by extraterrestrials, there is no scientific evidence to prove it. Personal accounts are not physical or verifiable evidence. These reasons are sufficient to exclude UFO's from the research objectives of the SETI Institute. Anyone interested in contacting organizations that do investigate UFO's and other paranormal phenomena can refer to the following:"

And then they give a link to the number one site whose sole purpose is to spout irrational garbage.

Allow me to translate; "..if we accept that some UFOs are alien spacecraft, our life's work will have been shown to be a waste of time...and we will be out of a job, so we are not even going to "go there"."
posted by Irdial , 6:15 PM Þ 

this is why Alchemists tried so hard for centuries to synthesise it

that, and the mistaken belief that the ancients, when writing of alchemy, were writing of material things

rich man

you sick puppy mr a ..... my supper almost found its way back into the outside world & over my keyboard

anybody here deal with php ? ..... i landed myself a proper job today & will be doing mostly php scripting at first so need to brush up : i've a few places to look, but if anyone's got any suggestions about useful tutorial sites i'd be grateful to hear them ......
posted by a hymn in g to nann , 5:38 PM Þ 

I guess it was a little too early. Right post (not the kind the mailman brings) wrong link. This is what the fuck I am talking about.
posted by b , 5:10 PM Þ 
posted by Irdial , 4:52 PM Þ 

" Every time you buy software from companies such as Microsoft, IBM, Sun and Adobe you hand over much more than just money, you also give up basic freedoms and human rights."

"A whole generation has grown up with the idea that it is normal for them to have no freedom," says Mr Stallman.

"We should destroy the record companies and put an end to institutions that are this arrogant and trying to take away our freedom," he says. [...]

BBC

The bbcnews website is patchy at the best of times. Sometimes they have the mad rantings of pig-ignorant hysteria whipping, witchburning psuedo scientists, and then othertimes, gems of clarity like this one.

Can you say "Senior Editor Needed"?
posted by Irdial , 3:36 PM Þ 

While Im at it:
posted by Irdial , 1:50 PM Þ 

c) our currency should be SEX.

This is the rich man, in that scenario, having recieved a lot of "payments".
posted by Irdial , 1:45 PM Þ 

Currency is based on the value 'we' place on precious metals: GOLD. Now why would we want to do something like that? After all, gold is, in practical terms, worthless.

All the gold ever mined would form a cube measuring only 19m on each side.

There is nothing of practical value that can be made of gold that could not be made of another metal with better inherent properties (conductivity, tensile strength and so on).

Gold is rare. Its rarity is very well understood, by just about everyone. It is practically immutable, extremely durable. This is why it, over the other precious metals (which are named that for a reason) has served as currency for thousands of years.

So we all go around (literally, until quite recently) with bits of paper that say "I am worth 10 pounds and if you take me to the bank of England they'll give you about 1.3 grams of gold for me" and it is the trust that there is an intrinsic value associated with the paper that gives it worth. More or less.

The first paper money was issued by the Bank of England in the 1690s. But it was not widely used or trusted. Banknotes began to be issued in quantity in 1797 when an economic crisis stopped the Bank making payments in coins for more than £1. It issued the first £1 notes in March that year. Notes for £2, £5, £10, and £15 are also known. These notes continued until 1828 and values up to £1000 were issued in small numbers. They were all very simple, hand-signed and until 1808 numbered by hand as well. From 1817, after the troubles of the wars against Napoleon and France were over, the gold sovereign became used and trusted as the common unit for £1. For most people, who weekly wages were less than £1, the sovereign more than fulfilled their needs. Wealthy people though needed higher value currency and from 1829, when the Bank stopped issuing £1 and £2 notes, it continued with the £5 note.

The concept of legal tender is often misunderstood. Contrary to popular opinion, legal tender is not a means of payment that must be accepted by the parties to a transaction, but rather a legally defined means of payment that should not be refused by a creditor in satisfaction of a debt. This makes legal tender a rather narrow legal concept that has little to do with the way in which most payments are made. In practice, people are often willing to accept payment by cheque, standing order, debit or credit card - in fact by any instrument that they are confident will deliver value.

In 1759, gold shortages caused by the Seven Years War forced the Bank to issue a £10 note for the first time. The first £5 notes followed in 1793 at the start of the war against Revolutionary France. This remained the lowest denomination until 1797, when a series of runs on the Bank, caused by the uncertainty of the war, drained its bullion reserve to the point where it was forced to stop paying out gold for its notes. Instead, it issued £1 and £2 notes.
The Restriction Period, as it was known, lasted until 1821 after which gold sovereigns took the place of the £1 and £2 notes. The Restriction Period prompted the Irish playwright and MP, Richard Brinsley Sheridan, to refer angrily to the Bank as "... an elderly lady in the City". This was quickly changed by cartoonist, James Gillray, to the Old Lady of Threadneedle Street, a name that has stuck ever since.

The first fully printed notes were issued in 1855, an event that brought relief to the Bank's team of cashiers, who no longer had to sign each note individually. The practice of writing the name of the Chief Cashier as the payee on notes was halted in favour of the anonymous "I promise to pay the bearer on demand the sum of ...", which has remained unchanged on notes to this day. The printed signature on the note continued to be that of one of three cashiers until 1870, since when it has always been that of the Chief Cashier.

The First World War saw the link with gold broken once again; the Government needed to preserve its stock of bullion and the Bank ceased to pay out gold for its notes. In 1914 the Treasury printed and issued 10 shilling and £1 notes, a task which the Bank took over in 1928. The gold standard was partially restored in 1925 and the Bank was again obliged to exchange its notes for gold, but only in multiples of 400 ounces or more. Britain finally left the gold standard in 1931 and the note issue became entirely
fiduciary, that is wholly backed by securities instead of gold.

Anyway, this bizarre collective illusion keeps society running in a capitalist way with exchange of goods being a darn sight easier than bartering.

Some people have been trying to bring back the gold standard. This and the superb e-cash, invented by Dr Chaum, are excellent, but the sheeple are just too STUPID to understand how they work, and the incredible benefits that would be had from useing them. Paypal is a slim shadow of what a true e-cash economy could be like.

But. Why gold? The idea should be that there is only a finite amount, so nobody can 'make' gold and get rich quick.

That isnt just the idea, thats the reality this is why Alchemists tried so hard for centuries to synthesise it.

But why not something that is relevant to the current society?

Because different people assigne a different value to the same non-rare things. You might have a china plate that you think is worth my electric bycycle; it may be the case that the value of the two things are comparable, but how do I know this? Currency, whose value is well understood solves this problem. We both know how much a pound coin is worth, and from that, we can extrapolate the value of almost anything. Currency is a point of intersection between strangers, so that negociation can be made, whilst minimizing the risk that you will be cheated.

I know this is all abstract from the start so it may as well be based on... salt or granite or comet fragments or moon rock or penguins.

None of these things has a value like currency, because you cannot easily take them somewhere and exchange them for something else. They are not "fluid". Currency as an intermediary, solves this problem. You can carry it around with you, and unlike Penguins, you dont have to feed it. Currency does have something in common with comet fragments however, in that it burns a hole in your pocket.

Har Har.

Soon cash will become extinct and everything will be electronic. So the basis for currency will change.

like it says above, the basis of currency right now is fiduciary, and it is not based on Gold, so nothing will change there. Electronic money will not take over any time soon. The Nat West MONDEX project failed utterly, so did ecash. The former because your last 300 transactions were exposed to whoever want to see them, and there were arbitrary limits to how much you could spend, the latter because of the sheer stupidity of the unwashed 10th.

There may only be one currency with any luck.

that would be a disaster.

But will it still be based on an abstract irrelevant impractical metal? Or maybe RAM, for example, will be the basis.

as long as its not volatile RAM....har!

Nice bottle of wine?

perishable. useless as currency

New hovermobile?

segway? :]

24,000 Megs please.

Paying in chips for egg & chips?

Fuggedabhatit®
posted by Irdial , 1:37 PM Þ 

nice idea barrie ..... what would count as small change ?
kisses - sweet kisses
posted by Alison , 12:50 PM Þ 

nice idea barrie ..... what would count as small change ?
posted by a hymn in g to nann , 12:37 PM Þ 

Holy fucking hell. I just got back from school - it's 3:40 AM, baby. I spent about 12 hours STRAIGHT working in the printmaking lab, with about 15 or 20 minutes of that done eating/pissing. Now that I don't have to worry about a school schedule I can work however long I want (it's "finals week"). Fortunately for me the lab was practically empty today/tonight. And I feel GREAT, on top of being hungry and dog tired.
other things of note:
a) I came within about 10-20 seconds of hitting a deer running across the highway while I was driving home. Good luck is on my side for once.
b) it's cool when you arrive home at just the right time so the paper deliveryman can give you the paper himself. That was weird.
c) our currency should be SEX. or not. don't listen to me. ghghghghghg
posted by Barrie , 10:45 AM Þ 

Currency is based on the value 'we' place on precious metals: GOLD. Now why would we want to do something like that? After all, gold is, in practical terms, worthless. There is nothing of practical value that can be made of gold that could not be made of another metal with better inherent properties (conductivity, tensile strength and so on). So we all go around (literally, until quite recently) with bits of paper that say "I am worth 10 pounds and if you take me to the bank of England they'll give you about 1.3 grams of gold for me" and it is the trust that there is an intrinsic value associated with the paper that gives it worth. More or less.

Anyway, this bizarre collective illusion keeps society running in a capitalist way with exchange of goods being a darn sight easier than bartering.

But. Why gold? The idea should be that there is only a finite amount, so nobody can 'make' gold and get rich quick. But why not something that is relevant to the current society? I know this is all abstract from the start so it may as well be based on... salt or granite or comet fragments or moon rock or penguins.

Soon cash will become extinct and everything will be electronic. So the basis for currency will change. There may only be one currency with any luck. But will it still be based on an abstract irrelevant impractical metal? Or maybe RAM, for example, will be the basis. Nice bottle of wine? 10 Megs of RAM. New hovermobile? 24,000 Megs please.

And then we move on again, to atomic memory, and the basis of value is measured in moecules of, say, Iridium.

As you may have guessed, I just went to the bank. Then I handed over a prety piece of paper and a man gave me some coffee, an almond croissant and some bits of metal. And we both seemed pretty happy with the transaction. Bizarre, but functional. Maybe gold is OK after all.
posted by Alun , 10:16 AM Þ 


Happy Eid!
and All my musiclove
posted by Alison , 9:51 AM Þ 

congrats morgan you get the early morning post (and i dont mean the mailman dropping you letters)

What the fuck are you talking about?
posted by Irdial , 8:19 AM Þ 

Where are the ufos?
posted by b , 2:00 AM Þ 
Thursday, December 05, 2002

Claus, I know, I just cracked up when I saw it....doesnt it just sum up Efnet IRC? So cruel, horrid..."You were kicked by <$op>, <$reason>".

You know the score.

Here are the rest:

http://www.ermac.org/Images/
posted by Irdial , 10:45 PM Þ 

http://www.squirrel.dk/babez.php
Holy titfest. That page gets really really weird when you whale on your scroll wheel and the pictures go by at a fraction of a second each. Strange.

Barrie, do you lock your door when you're home?
Nope, no need to down here. If I lived in Edmonton, the bigger city, I definitely would, but this small town has no known crime. I don't even lock my car in the driveway.
posted by Barrie , 8:22 PM Þ 

I know its childish, but I can't resist...

posted by Josh Carr , 7:55 PM Þ 

Akin, that's just so... cruel.
posted by Claus Eggers , 7:54 PM Þ 
posted by mary13 , 7:51 PM Þ 

posted by Irdial , 6:24 PM Þ 

Two articles of interest:

http://www.sfgate.com

Fengjie, China - Almost every building in this riverfront town is a heap of gray rubble. The
few who remain live in half-ruined homes and linger like crazed outcasts in
a post-apocalypse movie. Scavengers wander like homeless refugees amid
piles of bricks, stooping to pick up bits of electrical wiring or wood.
Some specialize in selling iron and copper; others seek doors or window frames.

Such hanger-ons have been dubbed "nail households," since they refuse to be
uprooted from homes or land that they have claimed for generations while
the government builds the Three Gorges Dam, the world's largest. Local
officials up and the down the Yangtze River are under pressure to remove
550,000 people by the end of the year and demolish their homes and businesses.

Just how many people will be relocated by the end of the 20-year, $75
billion project is a matter of controversy. While government officials say
the figure is 1.2 million, some observers say it will be nearly 2 million.
Officials hope to finish the project in time for the 2008 Olympic games.

In Fengjie, even those who have moved to new homes high above the old town
may not be safe.

"Surveyors came here and found that it has been built on ground that is
geologically unstable," said Hong. "A lot of people think corrupt officials
are to blame."

and
Two Tibetans given death sentence in China.


posted by chriszanf , 2:09 PM Þ 

when I think about it - how do they (people) know if they have blinkers on?
posted by Alison , 1:56 PM Þ 
posted by slip , 1:03 PM Þ 

some people are almost born with blinkers on, they can still take them of - but it takes great responsibillity and the urge to want it - And I'm sorry to say. many people prefer to just watch the telly, surf the internet for free porn and drink coka cola....
THEY DO NOT WANT TO TAKE THE BLINKERS OF!!!!! Face it!

No matter the issue: UFO's, CIA, the musicindustry, Hollywood or polution ..... Alun you expect to much - taking blinkers of a person - well well you'ed need magic!!! Or make your own kids in our world and raise them to be properly human beeings...

Oh Claus, you just picked the best pictures from Danish nightlife - FANTASTIC! I always become speachless when seeing pictures like that. I kindda like watching it with an amazement and for some reason I feel so muslim
posted by Alison , 1:01 PM Þ 

Danish slappers in da Nightlife


http://www.squirrel.dk/babez.php

Spot the pornstar...
posted by Claus Eggers , 12:16 PM Þ 

2. Why are people afraid?As the tenured resident scientist at Irdialani Limited, its your job to tell us that!
People are afraid because they are told to be afraid (in many ways, direct and indirect, by many organizations, including media, business and government, and for many reasons: Bowling for Columbine highlighted that this is the case but did not go on to identify those reasons other than in generalized terms). Furthermore, people are not encouraged to THINK. And this is a general problem, not a UFO-specific one. Thus they do not even realize that they are being 'told'. Therefore, as a radical and immediate solution to any non-thought problem, people must be TOLD {that UFOs are real; that the government sees them only as fodder for CEOs retirement funds} in a way that requires no thought: The Whitehouse Lawn example. It follows, hopefully, that this will lead to people THINKING about on what other occassions they have been misled or misdirected.

We are not born with these on...

...so we can remove them IF WE WANT TO
posted by Alun , 11:08 AM Þ 

15) Blogger: Have you ever heard that old saying, "make a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door?" Well, in their own way, Blogger made a "better mousetrap". They made creating your own website and getting it hosted so quick and simple that anyone could do it. Then as the whole "world was beating a path to their door" they let it all slip away. Horrible technical problems, non-existent technical support, and grindingly slow hosting became the rule with their service, not the exception. The people who revolutionized creating your own website and inspired terms like "blogs", "blogging", "blogosphere", etc, have turned blogger into the "Geocities" of their industry. Now Blogger is only for amateurs to cut their teeth on before they move on to better digs. That's sad...

http://www.rightwingnews.com/
posted by Irdial , 10:52 AM Þ 

"The Perpetual War Portfolio is an evenly weighted basket of five stocks poised to succeed in the age of perpetual war. The stocks were selected on the basis of popular product lines, strong political connections and lobbying efforts, and paid-for access to key Congressional decision makers."

wow!

http://www.dack.com/war/portfolio/
posted by Irdial , 10:34 AM Þ 

Oh Canada! Barrie, do you lock your door when you're home?

Re: A visitation in Trafalgar Square. This would, I admit, blow my mind. However, it would also remove any obstacle to belief for many and any chance of cover-up by the few. So the real reason for hoping for this is to raise awareness, as belief (or even lack of skepticism) in UFOs is greeted with mild amusement and/or 'lets humour him' reactions by many. So I see it not as a personal requirement but an idealistic hope for the benefit of many. (Free the mind and the rest will follow.)
posted by Alun , 9:46 AM Þ 

Our pancakes fucking RULE, champ.

The O'Reilly Factor ... has caused the powerful in America to duck for cover as the rigidly enforced "No Spin Zone" deals with the nation's most important issues in a straightforward and provocative manner.
... that involves grossly exaggering "facts" and sensationalizing trivial matters, completely misrepresenting and in most cases ignoring other more important facts.

I still think the metric system is better, what with being based on 10 instead of 12, making everything SUPER-EASIER (but the numbers are bigger, oh no!). I think it is now based on a measurement of the argon atom, or something like that. Not that it matters - it's a standard, and it works. And it works far better than something based on dozens.

UFOs: it's a strange paradox: scientists (in general here, Alun, you sexy bastard) are supposed to be open and considering of everything in the natural world, but are actually very reactionary for no good reason at all. What the hell gives?!

to paraphrase a fake kenny rogers: "I wuz RAISED on the pancakes, BITCH!"

lada lada la-DA! lada lada la-DA! LADA!!!!! *drives away in a little noisy car spewing lots of black smoke*

FARTING ON YOUR CANVAS IS THE NEW POST-MODERNISM! WHOOOAAAA! *slides down skislope on a very big banana peel, and lands on Mikkel*
posted by Barrie , 8:10 AM Þ 

Wow, have not been near a computer for nearly one week - but had the pleasure of biking through wetness in pure darkness with C.Craig and E-dancer's world of deep in my ears, so great with my new discman...
Have been ill in many days, but got nursed by friends with Harry Potter - absolutly fab! Fairytales are so great and very inspirering

Yes, Mikkel I also think our minister of 'justice' is stupid - I started to watch the news on tv again, during my illness - maybe thats why I am not quite fresh yet?

Skin is the new Black, the best way to sense, the thing to wear and the thing to notice on other people. The best is soft skin
posted by Alison , 7:58 AM Þ 
Wednesday, December 04, 2002

By the way, the humor about the Rump(ofsteelskin)feltd quote, is that "evidence of..." has been used to counter skeptics for years, and now, all of a sudden, rumplestiltskin picks it out of the air to justify bombing the shit out of people.

Good enough evidnce to bomb and kill people, but not good enough to prove that UFOs piloted by you know whos are absolutely real.

Now "Thats Real!®"
posted by Irdial , 11:25 PM Þ 

I saw "Bowling for Columbine" this evening at the cinema. Canada looks better and better every day, especially when you watch "The Orielly Factor".

Then of course, there is the pancake incentive.
posted by Irdial , 11:18 PM Þ 
posted by Irdial , 11:11 PM Þ 

If complaining that a meter isn't exactly one ten-millionth of a certain span is all one can launch at the metric system, it makes me very confident that I use it. Goodness knows it's a helluva lot easier to calculate with than any other system I've encountered so far. I get really kranky when people use shitty arguments to back their case. I mean, if they really do have a case, they should shure as shit have some arguments to back it up, otherwise, why the hell are they arguing it?

A corrolary: Sakajev was released (as he very well should be)... If the Russians really did have all this evidence against him, why not use that to get him? "Uhh uhh, yeah, like, I saw his car parked illegally in Grosnij, and like, it was his, cause it was a grey Lada! Or I mean, maybe it was my neighbors, cause that was a Lada as well, and they're all grey." (paraphrased off the humor section of danish newspaper Politiken) Fuck that shit. And now (finally), the opposition are moving to have the judiciary and the legislative branches separated properly (the General Attorney is under the Dept. of Justice) since there were suspicions of politicking during the whole case. And then our stupid Minister of Justice goes and says (Get this) "well, we voted about this 10 years ago, and we all agreed that it was fine as it is, so we shouldn't change it now." What the FUCK is that supposed to mean? Oh, we agreed a couple thousand years ago that an eye for an eye is proper reciprocation, so let's just continue with that.

YEAH, Grog said to Ugh that hairy men are superior to the unhairy ones, and Ugh agreed (he was a furry sonuvagun), so we should all fire our current chieftains, they're far too bald! ROCK ON!

Speaking of "absence of evidence is not evidence of absence" (which is generally a very good rule that any true sceptic should live by), Rumsfeld is a cock for saying that in relation to terrorism. By his arguments, I have no idea if he is a terrorist, but I can't immediately prove that he's not, so I'll just ship him off to Guantanamo (Garlghlarghl Guilty until proven innocent!!)

Cuz this is MY united states of Whateverrrr
posted by Mikkel , 9:17 PM Þ 

1. Why are 'they' hiding? One minute's appearance in Trafalgar Square would suffice.

This is the classic "White House Lawn" argument that the skeptics keep coming up with year after year. Absence of evidence is not Evidence of absence. These are the words of Donald Rumpsfeldt.

2. Why are people afraid? I know there are many answers... including religious faith, government propaganda, Hollywood... Fear of the unknown? We know nothing about anything as it is. What will happen tomorrow?

As the tenured resident scientist at Irdialani Limited, its your job to tell us that!

3. Why governmental suppression of information? Our best interests? No. Power, tech, money? Maybe. To maintain a state of fear (of the 'unknown')? Thats my best guess.

This is a good question...personally, if anyone, anywhere could get a hold of a silent anti gravity device that could lift tonnes of wieght and float at 200 feet for thousands of miles, this would be "A Bad Thing®". And God only knows what other incredible technology these being have, that once let loose, would catastrophically change everything over night. Perhaps its better that everything remains "primitve" until the earths population is more sedate and culturally homogenous.

Thats what I would do, for certain.
posted by Irdial , 6:24 PM Þ 

Just read the UFO Skeptics article and more on the NICAP website.
Some probable FAQs that always come up when I think of the whole alien thang. All assume that alien 'life' exists.

1. Why are 'they' hiding? One minute's appearance in Trafalgar Square would suffice.
2. Why are people afraid? I know there are many answers... including religious faith, government propaganda, Hollywood... Fear of the unknown? We know nothing about anything as it is. What will happen tomorrow?
3. Why governmental suppression of information? Our best interests? No. Power, tech, money? Maybe. To maintain a state of fear (of the 'unknown')? Thats my best guess.

I for one want to know. I'm not afraid. I hope exposure happens within my lifetime, as I can't imagine many more pivotal moments to live through. I believe it would do the world good. It's high time we started to ease the load on this poor old rock and bugger off into 'space'. Trillions wasted fighting wars over lines on maps and oil (not freedom? yeah, right). We could be on Mars by now. Space travel should be commonplace. New propulsion systems could be being tested. (Oh the dreams that haunt me).

Adapt or die.

posted by Alun , 4:30 PM Þ 

“Just as grey is this year’s black, food is this year’s sex.” -- Don Grant, Erotic Review, June 2002.

“Angling is the new yoga.” -- Sam Murphy, Sunday Times, 2 June.

“Everybody else I interview tells me how busy they are. Busy is the new black, the age’s must-have accessory.” -- Bryan Appleyard, Sunday Times, 7 June.

“Green: it’s the new black.” -- Caroline Roux, Guardian, 8 June.

“Staying in was the new going out. Or, as Kings Of Convenience’s album title proclaimed, quiet was the new loud.” -- Craig Mclean, The Scotsman, 21 June.

“Fat will never be the new black.” -- David Wastell, Sunday Telegraph, 23 June.

“Science… is the new rock’n’roll.” -- David Lister, Independent, 25 June.

“Yes indeed, modern is no longer modern, which means that the past is now the new black.” -- Laurence Llewellyn Bowen, Daily Express, 29 June.

“Why black is the new platinum.” -- Joe Morgan, the Times, 29 June.

“Why cashmere is the new T-shirt.” -- Anna Burnside, Sunday Times, 30 June.

“Or could it be that settling down is the new black?” -- Miranda Sawyer, Daily Mirror, 6 July.

“History, as they say, is the ‘new gardening’.” -- Lucy Hodges, Independent, 11 July.

“Croatia… is the new Tuscany.” -- Clare Stewart, the Times, 12 July.

“My friend the beauty editor… says: ‘Don’t tell me you haven’t heard of Kabbalah, sweetie. It’s the new Buddhism.” -- Justine Picardie, Daily Telegraph Magazine, 13 July.

“Antony Beevor on why history is the new novel.” -- Sunday Times, 14 July.

“Why brown is the new black tie.” -- Sunday Times, 14 July.

“As one Tory insider puts it: ‘Policy is the new black’.” -- Ed Vaizey, Sunday Times, 14 July.

“Sport is the new comedy and comedy used to be the new rock’n’roll.” -- Alyson Rudd, the Times, 15 July.

“Property is the new sex…” -- Jaci Stephen, Mail on Sunday, 21 July.

“For Archbishop of Canterbury-elect Rowan Williams, black is the new black. ‘Williams wears purple as little as possible,’ I’m told.” -- Charlie Methven, Daily Telegraph, 26 July.

“The in-plant of the moment: Papaver somniferum, ‘Black Peony’… The sudden popularity of a variety that has, after all, been around for several years may be due to the fact that black, in the world of horticultural fashion, is the new black.” -- Mark Griffiths, the Times, 27 July.

“Housework… is the new sex.” -- Anthea Gerrie, Sunday Express, 28 July.

“Religion is the new rock’n’roll.” -- Paul Colgan and Aine Ryan, Sunday Times, 28 July.

“Mathilde Seigner shows that fat is the new phwoarr!” -- Cosmo Landesman, Sunday Times, 28 July.

“Forget comedy, or cooking: nervous breakdowns are the new rock’n’roll.” -- Clifford Bishop, Sunday Times, 4 August.

“It’s far more likely to drizzle rain than olive oil but Arran is the new Tuscany for Scotland’s Labour elite.” -- Jason Allardyce, Scotland on Sunday, 4 August.

“Italian [food] is so last year… Who could have imagined the phrase? Spain is the new Italy. But then who could have guessed that anyone would dare pronounce grey the new black or rocket the new spinach?” -- Scotsman, 10 August.

“The south of France has become the new Tuscany for Labour’s elite.” -- David Leppard, Sunday Times, 11 August.

“If management really is the new rock’n’roll, then L. Vaughan Spencer is Bill Haley.” -- Stuart Crainer, the Times, 15 August.

“Kate’n’Sam have moved there, Liz Hurley wants to. The countryside -- it’s the new black.”
-- Guardian, 17 August.

“It’s a bit crass to suggest that adoption is the new black for these celebs, but…” -- Oliver Bennett, Independent, 19 August (feature on Hollywood stars adopting children).

“Brown is the new black and certainly more fashionable than white.” -- The Times, 31 August, on skin colours.

“We have road rage, air rage, phone rage, even trolley rage at the supermarket… Rage is the new sex.” -- Nicola Barry, Sunday Express, 1 September.

“Tartan is the new black.” -- Accountancy Age, 5 September.

From Private Eye, ClicheWatch. (My emphasis above, because I couldn't believe how crass the article was, let alone the cliche).
posted by Alun , 2:39 PM Þ 

Lemon Jelly are the new Ladytron.
posted by Alun , 2:36 PM Þ 

Uh u oh time to put away these childish flat earth, circled by the sun and planets in perfect circles ideas and face THE FACTS David Whitehouse!
posted by Irdial , 10:01 AM Þ 

Speaking of "flesh" this word is my insult for the next 12 months. example:

"Those people, they sicken me. They're just flesh"
posted by Irdial , 9:00 AM Þ 

BBC Science editors view of UFOs.

Ah yes, the pathetic establishment rears its backwards and ugly head! I read that link yesterday. Astounding, and frankly not very surprising.

These are the same people who burned witches, astronomers, and for 50 years, violently "opposed" the idea of Black Holes when they were first postulated.

If you want to really understand what is happening in the minds of kooks like David Whitehouse (the man who wrote that piece of trash) then you need to read this:

The Logical Trickery of the UFO Skeptic

Of course, imbeciles like David Whitehouse have not seen any evidence, will not point to links that have it, nor read them when they are given them.

This is one of the most fascinating aspects of the UFO subject, the ostritch posturing of "scientists", too small minded and rigid with stupidity to accept some simple facts.

OMG, Ive been trolled!!!!!
posted by Irdial , 8:57 AM Þ 
Tuesday, December 03, 2002
posted by chriszanf , 7:00 PM Þ 

It really is about time we put down the whole UFO-spaceship thing as part of the past; part of an old-fashioned view of the mysteries of space.
BBC Science editors view of UFOs.

Anti-gravity? No, Lifter Technology.


British government plans...
US government info....

And all for a disease whose last case was in 1978 (1977 naturally-occurring).
Of course, only the Russians and the US had stocks of smallpox in the lab at the time of natural eradication, and neither of these respectable nations would have given it to anyone else. Would they?

More on smallpox from Wash.Post
What the World Health Organization say
In the news
posted by Alun , 6:11 PM Þ 

I'm certainly not confusuing cold with cool. Cool is everything associated with James Dean posing and Miles Davis' Birth of Cool. It is inhuman posturing, a distancing from the heat and passion that regularly occurs within this flesh. I am interested in countering that, and lending my support to those artists who celebrate and sing the body electric.
posted by Josh Carr , 4:52 PM Þ 

Why the metric system is wrong

Author takes 'The Measure of All Things'

(CNN) -- The meter is a crock.

Originally, you see, the metric unit of distance was supposed to be one ten-millionth of the span from the north pole to the equator.

But the Earth isn't a perfect sphere -- it's an oblate spheroid, flattened at the poles -- and every meridian isn't equal because the Earth isn't perfectly smooth, either. So the meter is an average, a compromise -- a figure agreed upon by men, not handed down by nature.

It's arbitrary, in other words. [...]

His book stresses the importance of a uniform system and how one is developed. In the United States, the reluctance to adopt the metric system caused trouble as recently as 1999, when NASA's Mars Climate Orbiter failed because engineers used English measurements instead of metric. [...]

This is a lie, the orbiter failed because NASA mixed imperial and metric measurements incorectly, not because they "used English measurements instead of metric".

CNN
posted by Irdial , 12:59 PM Þ 

Asian Prince Not gay, or even possibly gay. Straight!
posted by Irdial , 10:20 AM Þ 

Michael Moore will be at the Marxist Bookshop on Gower Street (New Oxford Streeet end) in London today at 12 o'clock.
posted by Alun , 10:01 AM Þ 

re: Akin on the domesday book.
That is awesome. My ancestor is in there somewhere, it'd be sweet to be able to access it once the BBC finishes it up. Interesting how people can forget such big projects once the computer system changes... a great example of how bad it can be.

as for "demographics..." that's fucking scary. Eeep.
posted by Barrie , 7:33 AM Þ 
Monday, December 02, 2002

Cool confused with cold.
posted by b , 9:15 PM Þ 

Demographics and the Dustbin of History:

Karl Zinsmeister's essay Old and In The Way presents a startling — but all too plausible — forecast of Europe's future. To the now-familiar evidence of European insularity, reflexive anti-Americanism, muddle, and geopolitical impotence, Zinsmeister adds a hard look at European demographic trends.

What Zinsmeister sees coming is not pretty. European populations are not having children at replacement levels. The population of Europe is headed for collapse, and for an age profile heavily skewed towards older people and retirees. Europe's Gross Domestic Product per capita (roughly, the amount of wealth the average person produces) is already only two-thirds of America's, and the ratio is going to fall, not rise.

Meanwhile, the U.S population continues to rise — and the U.S. economy is growing three times as fast as Europe's even though the U.S. is in the middle of a bust! Since 1970 the U.S. has been more than ten times as successful at creating new jobs. But most impportantly, the U.S.'s population is still growing even as Europe's is shrinking — which means the gap in population, productivity, and economic output is going to increase. By 2030, the U.S will have a larger population than all of Europe — and the median age in the U.S. will be 30, but the median age in Europe will be over 50.

Steven den Beste is probably correct to diagnose the steady weakening of Europe as the underlying cause of the increasing rift the U.S. and Europe's elites noted in Robert Kagan's essay Power and Weakness (also recommended reading). But Kagan (focusing on diplomacy and geopolitics), Zinsmeister (focusing on demographic and economic decline) and den Beste (focusing on the lassitude of Europe's technology sector and the resulting brain drain to the U.S.) all miss something more fundamental.

Zinsmeister comes near it when he writes "Europe's disinterest in childbearing is a crisis of confidence and optimism.". Europeans are demonstrating in their behavior that they don't believe the future will be good for children.

Back to that in a bit, but first a look on what the demographic collapse will mean for European domestic politics. Zinsmeister makes the following pertinent observations:

1. Percentage of GDP represented by government spending is also diverging. In the U.S. it is roughly 19% and falling. In the EU countries it is 30-40% and rising.
2. The ratio of state clients to wealth-generating workers is also rising. By 2030, Zinsmeister notes, every single worker un the EU will have his own elderly person 65 or older to provide for through the public pension system.
3. Chronic unemployment is at 9-10% (twice the U.S.'s) and rising.
4. Long-term unemployment and drone status is far more common in Europe than here. In Europe, 40% of unemployed have been out of work for over a year. Un the U.S. the corresponding figure is 6%.

Zinsmeister doesn't state the obvious conclusion; Euro-socialism is unsustainable. It's headed for the dustbin of history.

Forget ideological collapse; the numbers don't work. The statistics above actually understate the magnitude of the problem, because as more and more of the population become wards of the state, a larger percentage of the able will be occupied simply with running the income-redistribution system. The rules they make will depress per-capita productivity further (for a recent example see France's mandated 35-hour workweek).

Unless several of the key trends undergo a rapid and extreme reversal, rather soon (as in 20 years at the outside) there won't be enough productive people left to keep the gears of the income-redistribution machine turning. Economic strains sufficient to destroy the political system will become apparent much sooner. We may be seeing the beginnings of the destruction now as Chancellor Schröder's legitimacy evaporates in Germany, burned away by the dismal economic news.

We know what this future will probably look like, because we now know how the same dismal combination of economic/demographic collapse played out in Russia in the 1980s and 1990s. Progressively more impotent governments losing their popular legitimacy, increasing corruption, redistributionism sliding into gangsterism. Slow-motion collapse.

But there are worse possibilities that are quite plausible. The EU hase two major advantages the Soviets did not — a better tech and infrastructure base, and a functioning civil society (e.g. one in which wealth and information flow through a lot of legal grassroots connections and voluntary organizations). But they have one major disadvantage — large, angry, totally unassimilated immigrant populations that are reproducing faster than the natives. This is an especially severe problem in France, where housing developments in the ring zones around all the major cities have become places the police dare not go without heavy weapons.
[...]

ESR
posted by Irdial , 8:55 PM Þ 

http://www.daypop.com is back online
posted by Irdial , 8:14 PM Þ 

Insine are going to make a FORTUNE....if they dont killed by licence fees!
posted by Irdial , 8:03 PM Þ 

Parental control of the child "asset".
posted by Irdial , 7:45 PM Þ 

Talk about coincidence...... I was watching Koyaanisqatsi last night! I had to stop about half way through as I was starting to get too choked by it all. The music of Phillip Glass is amazing.
The Guardian did a feature on Mr Glass about 6 months ago in the weekend magazine. One bit that made me chuckle was a story about when he was supporting himself by driving a taxi in New York. He had just had a performance the previous evening at Carneigie Hall when a wealthy woman got into his cab, saw his licence and remarked that he had the same name as a famous composer.

How not to exert parental control
posted by chriszanf , 5:50 PM Þ 

Who Owns Ideas? The War Over Global Intellectual Property
by David S. Evans
Foreign Affairs, November/December 2002

A review of: Copy Fights. Edited by Adam Thierer and Wayne Crews. Washington: Cato Institute, 2002, 295 pp. $19.95.
...
[I]ntellectual property protection is not a field of bright lines and clear rules. Protecting ideas always demands a delicate balance between competing objectives and values: stimulating creativity but thwarting monopoly; creating knowledge yet disseminating it broadly; enforcing rules while responding to change. Economic, technical, and social changes have complicated the balance between these competing goals and renewed debate over who should own what ideas and for how long. Nevertheless, it is a time-tested proposition that society benefits enormously when the expression or product of some ideas is owned and exploited for profit. The time has come to discuss once again the limits of that proposition, not its centrality...

http://www.foreignaffairs.org/
posted by Irdial , 4:33 PM Þ 

Wow, Last.fm: i just signed on and listened to three whoppers in a row: Dr. Octagon, Fennesz and RaviShankar/PhilipGlass.

Speaking of Mr. Glass. I watched Koyaanisqatsi with my extended family on Thanksgiving. It was being shown on public television and most of my relatives had never heard of it or Godfrey Reggio or even Phillip Glass before. The images are enticing, beautiful even. But ultimately they reveal a depressing overall view of the world and our relationship/altercation of it. An appropriate thanksgiving experience, though. A holiday initially devised to set aside time to give thanks to the world for all its splenders that has subsequently turned into a feast of overconsumption. Koyaanisqatsi sheds some much needed light on what there is to give thanks for, and how it is slowly being paved over with shopping malls, McDonalds and 50 lane highways.
posted by Josh Carr , 4:00 PM Þ 
posted by Irdial , 3:59 PM Þ 

A "Paleostinian". The ancient inhabitants of Palestine??!?
posted by Irdial , 3:54 PM Þ 

Fight from the ground up.
posted by b , 3:54 PM Þ 

It is snowing, and there is no school.
posted by b , 3:39 PM Þ 

Read This!

(Q1) Why are we fighting and opposing you?

(c) Under your supervision, consent and orders, the governments of our countries which act as your agents, attack us on a daily basis;

The Guardian
posted by Irdial , 3:13 PM Þ 

A post-911 strategy
"So now you'd better stop - and rebuild all your ruins,
for peace and trust can win the day despite all your losing."
posted by Irdial , 2:50 PM Þ 

"BBC Domesday has become a classic example of the dangers facing our digital heritage," said project manager Paul Wheatley.

"But it must be remembered that time is of the essence. We must invest wisely in developing an infrastructure to preserve our digital records before it is too late."

"We must not make the mistake of thinking that recording on a long-lived medium gives us meaningful preservation,"

BBC
posted by Irdial , 1:51 PM Þ 
posted by Irdial , 1:42 PM Þ 

Dutch tapped
"According to anonymous sources within the Dutch intelligence community, all tapping equipment of the Dutch intelligence services and half the tapping equipment of the national police force, is insecure and is leaking information to Israel..."
posted by Irdial , 1:17 PM Þ 

mentally strange weekend. too many thoughts on too many subjects
the uk should declare its neutrality and pour a big bucket of shit on dubya
but instead
the uk government is poisoning our minds again
but there are other voices to listen to

this is cool

scaremongering is in fashion, it seems

prime minister howard of australia wants to show you how big his balls are

the pen is mightier than the paranoid sword

a data haven
posted by Alun , 11:26 AM Þ 
Sunday, December 01, 2002

"Every country in the world today faces the danger of being terrorized by technology. ... Therefore, the more technological the world becomes, the more essential will be the demand for individual freedom and the self-awareness of the individual human being as a counterpoise to technology."
-Daniel Ellsberg, author of "The Pentagon Papers" and "Secrets"

Poindexter said that while he was sensitive to privacy concerns, his mission was to develop technology. It was up to Congress and policy-makers to construct policy. "We're just as concerned as the next person with protecting privacy."
-from an article by Rick Montgomery, Knight Ridder newspapers

I found these two quotes in the same newspaper section. Interesting, huh...?
I should point out that Poindexter is the head of the new Information Awarness Office in the united states, and is also a criminal from the Iran-Contra scandal.
What's with the current American/Oceania administration hiring fugitives? Because they themselves are all fugitives. Fuckers.
posted by Barrie , 7:37 PM Þ 

mikkel eriksen, dix points ......

an absolute value is the distance a number is from absolute zero, regardless of which direction you're looking, - or +, just as your link said alex .... and i always use that exact same conditional statement, mikkel

i couldn't listen to anything that last.fm was playing, all i was getting was an irritating stutter, hence the need for broadband, but it's an fantastic idea .....

alex, are you able to port an app to mac ? i seem to remember you saying you might be able to some time ago .........
posted by a hymn in g to nann , 6:08 PM Þ 

I'm hungover a lot, but I think absolute values are a number without the sign. As in, abs(3) = 3, abs(-1) = 1, etc. It's practical when you wan't to find the difference/delta between two numbers and you don't know beforehand which one is bigger...

And can't one just go return true if (i >= v0 && i <= v1); ?
posted by Mikkel , 2:27 PM Þ 

re: last.fm

yes it's awesome, although i have to shut the browser window as it slows down my computer to a halt. which means i have no control over the track selection, but so far it's played nothing horrible and i've been listening to it for 2h49 so far...

anyway, i think i get to make my own player for fatcat... ;)
posted by alex_tea , 12:02 PM Þ 

thanks anthony!!! very helpful...

more questions, what the fuck is an absolute value? this tries to explain, but i'm not getting it. (and yes i have already googled!)

anyway, i want to find out if a number is between two numbers (a range)? i want to make this into a function, inRange(minValue, maxValue, number) which would return a boolean.

anyway, i think i found something that does this already:
Math.isNear = function (v0, v1, n) {
return (Math.abs(v0 - v1) <= Math.abs(n));
}


but, i'm not sure, as i'm not 100% sure what absolute means! does this look right?

// edit

well, that doesn't work, it just checks to see if n is bigger that v0 - v1. rubbish. so i'll do it in a loop. only works for intergers though...

function inRange(v0, v1, n) {
for (var i=v0; i<=v1; i++) {
if (i == n) return true;
}
return false;
}
posted by alex_tea , 12:00 PM Þ 

hey alex, saw you at last.fm ......... i really must sort out a broadband connection ............
posted by a hymn in g to nann , 11:03 AM Þ 

Barie: TCP is not out of print, "boy".

Mikkel: you can do no wrong :]
posted by Irdial , 10:15 AM Þ 

/me beats up Akin outside school during lunchbreak.

Wait, I already have CP. Ah well.

/me smears mud on Akin.

;D
posted by Mikkel , 12:45 AM Þ 

from the new aquarius records list:

Sometimes it's hard to believe that certain records just go out of print. I mean who would let the Conet Project go out of print, or Souled American, or the Incredible String Band.

That bastard Akin Fernandez, THAT'S WHO. :p
posted by Barrie , 12:41 AM Þ 

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