Saturday, December 14, 2002

Coa = Me

Coa HyperFnor: fuck I hate trash
Coa HyperFnor: I never want to see those fuckers again
Coa HyperFnor: if I do I'll make an "installation" out of their face, called "Face with smashed glass," c. 2002
posted by Barrie , 10:18 PM Þ 

Pancakes are not at all greasy; they are normally griddled on non stick surfaces, and are light and fluffy in taste. The best pancakes I ever ate in a diner was at a place called "Beauties" in Montreal....dreamy...

Think Unix...made me Think Unix...

The next book I want is the Perl Cookbook; has lots of things in it that you need to do over and over. I need to learn about PIDs, Forking processes and that stuff.
posted by Irdial , 9:04 PM Þ 

The White Stripes: Cheap beer. LOTS of cheap beer.

Would that beer be...




And from the Red Stripe site:
"People from around the world want to see how great RedStripeBeer.com is. But sometimes their countries don’t think that’s a good idea. And since lawsuits are very expensive, if you are in any of the following countries, you shouldn’t be here. Especially the French:

Afghanistan
Azerbaijan
Bahrain
Denmark
Egypt
Ethiopia
Finland
France and the French overseas territories and departments France et Departments ou Territoires d’outre mer francais (French Guiana, Guadeloupe, Martinique, Réunion, Mayotte, St. Pierre and Miquelon, French Polynesia, New Caledonia, Southern and Antarctic Territories, Wallis and Futuna Islands)
Hungary
Iceland
Iran
Iraq
Jordan
Kazakstan
Krygystan
Kuwait
Libya
Norway
Oman
Pakistan
Poland
Qatar
Saudi Arabia
Sudan
Sweden
Syria
Tajikistan
Togo
Turkmenistan
United Arab Emirates
Uzbekistan
Yemen"
posted by Irdial , 8:54 PM Þ 

ok, so the pancakes you are talking about are a bit more like scottish pancakes, although probably greasier. very american. it's like football. in a way. i have had these american pancakes in denny's somewhere in north carolina, and then later at a more 'original' diner complete with grits on the menu.

i knew i knew where the other MOD is, just couldn't figure it out...

anyway, i much prefer crepes to your yankee pancakes. might have something to do with having a french girlfriend who can cook them very well...

i think her recipe is somewhere in my room. i might post it later.

how you can compare ladytron to fine french cuisine i'll never know, but alas i am not allowed to argue.

i myself can't see the corrolation between food and music, maybe i'm being a bit uncreative, but they just inspire different sensations in my body. I think music is more like confection. Well, some music. I can't think of a whole meal, unless you're talking huge Operatic pieces.

anyway, i am reading my recently purchased copy of 'Think Unix'.

Disposable / Mass Produced Pop Music: Bubble gum. A direct hit of saccarine, the sweet flavour turned dead and lifeless almost as quickly as it arrived, requiring many repetitive hits, each one loosing a fraction of the impact of the last. Once disposed it becomes a nuiscance, littering the streets for eons. Quite like disposed popstars littering those crap list TV shows.

Realitive TV SpinOff bands: Safe sugar free non bubbly chewing gum. Limp and lifeless before it's out of the packet. Flavour disappears immeditately (if there ever was any). Cannot be revived with extra doses. Has laxative effects if consumed in excess.

Sugababes, Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera (and other Neptunes produced POP): Sour flavoured Hubba Bubba. Sickly Sweet, dangerously addictive. Feels naughty and dangerous on your tongue. All sensation soon dispersed just like the rest. Addictive.

Blazin' Squad: Sunny Delight. Cheap. Turns you yellow.

Coldplay (and other 'serious' indie pop bands) Jordan's Tracker bar or other lifeless 'Grown Up' confection. Makes you regular.
posted by alex_tea , 8:10 PM Þ 

I went to a shit party last nite. My friend of a long time put it off, with friends from her school coming over. All three were total trash. TRASH. They were jerks, and got progressively stupider as they got progressively drunker. I wanted to shoot them in the face. I wanted to shoot MYSELF in the face. I was the only person there who wasn't drunk, and if I could have gone home I would have, but I didn't have a car, and my bud, who passed out and I had to look after him, didn't want me to drive him home in his van (he lives 1 minute from me, so I coulda walked home after that). I tried to sleep upstairs but it took me several hours, as the ASSHOLE TRASH downstairs were LOUD and obnoxious, talking for 4 or 5 hours about almost exclusively their penises (penii? They had been naked for much of the night).
Fuck. Stupid fucking people. I will never party with TRASH again. What a useless night of my life I will never get back. My friend can keep all the food she bought for me (and the 3 beers she bought for me too). I don't have to pay her back, that's asshole tax right there.

Aphex Twin: He is two things: Chocolate Mousse with rufees in it, and conversely a brillo pad slathered in mustard that is somehow VERY enjoyable...
Anthony Manning: Hot chocolate with marshmallows! SO warm and soothing and satisfying. I was thinking champagne too, for the bubblyness, but that doesn't seem quite "right."
Whitehouse: Dry, overcooked nasty fish filled with lots of spiky bones, followed by a bloody punch to the mouth. Tasty.
The White Stripes: Cheap beer. LOTS of cheap beer.
Captain Beefheart: Zany jambalaya!
posted by Barrie , 8:00 PM Þ 

Oh yes, the other "My Old Dutch" is in Kings Road, Chelsea, under ten minuets (minuets!) from "Asterix" the other crepe place on the Kings Road.

Niether one of them is a patch on a clean IHOP, which is for the LCD in the USA, but would Americans in UK kill for it?

You bet.
posted by Irdial , 5:54 PM Þ 

My Old Dutch sells crepes and not Pancakes.

Pancakes are never more than 6" in diameter, are always stacked more than two high on a plate, and are served with maple syrup, and either bacon or sausages, in the same plate. They are not thin like crepes, but are normally 1cm thick and fluffy in texture when they are done right. The batter for pancakes is never thin and runny like the batter for pancakes, it is viscous, and normally yellow-ish due to the egg yolks.

The British cringe at the thought of bacon and sausages slathered with maple syrup, but hey, they cancelled thier orbital launch vehicle program because "it could be used for delivering weapons". Go figure.

And before anyone stands up and says "wassitmattah, its awl the saim innnaaaat", food is to the body as music is to the soul. Everything about food matters, how it looks, how it is prepared, how it is eaten, the origin of the ingredients, and the atmosphere at the table (or the floor).

Hmmmm, lets see, if food is to the body as music is to the soul, then we can correlate music to different dishes.

Lets see:

YMO: Bacon Cheesburgers, Chocolate shake float and family fries at an immaculately clean Dairy Queen® in rural north east America.

Godspped YBE: a dog turd, spread on two pieces of stale bread, in a deserted and filthy rail station, somewhere in the USSR, mid to early 1970's

Ladytron: A perfect warm lobster salad, accompanied by a fine chablis on a hot summers day at a family run riverside Relais, somewhere in France.

Anita Baker: Coffee and donuts in a diner almost anywhre in Manhattan.

Bob James (Any CTI recording): Grilled Japanese specialities (Tskune, Shisomaki, Ginnan, Asparamaki...) chilled cedar brewed Sake, and plumb wine to finish...anywhere where they do it right!

And, for the love of all thats holy, DONT DO ANY ARTIST THAT IVE DONE, or SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!
posted by Irdial , 5:48 PM Þ 

london pancakes:

there are 3 i know of. "My Old Dutch" one in holdborn, one in ealing andone somewhere else.

http://www.lammas.com/food/MyOldDutch.html
http://www.london-eating.co.uk/2435.htm
posted by alex_tea , 4:05 PM Þ 

Thanks to everyone who offered temp space so we dont have to read blogdial in blogger! That means you Chris!

the 1104 massive stupmed up first:

http://freakypeople.ca/blogdial/blogger.html

Its been another "hell of a year"...the obl, the tia...a neverending stream of bullshit.

One thing however, has consistently been great; the posting, intelligence, humor and sheer class of the BLOGDIAL elite.

Nuff said.
posted by Irdial , 3:56 PM Þ 

Things that rime so well it cannot be a coincidence. Discuss.
posted by Claus Eggers , 2:35 PM Þ 

Plain Label
posted by Irdial , 1:59 PM Þ 

What Drug are You?

BTW 4UR.INFO I don't like pancakes. Cakes and the likes are too fat and sugary 4 me. I had my last day a work thursday, now I'm going freelance. What a relief.

Join a yoga class.
posted by Claus Eggers , 12:06 PM Þ 

*!~
posted by mary13 , 10:01 AM Þ 

Knights in Shining Karma
posted by captain davros , 2:15 AM Þ 

we've just been to a party, and my girlfriend won a DVD player in a raffle! How cool is that? Plays MP3s and is multiregion too.
posted by captain davros , 2:12 AM Þ 

this is funnier after you have a beer

I LOVE YOU DO YOU FEEL A LITTLE BETTER TODAY TRY TO MEDITATE EVEN FOR 2 MINUTES JUST CONCENTRATE ON YOUR BREATHING AND TAKE YOUR BREATH DOWN BEYOND YOUR BELLY BUTTON WHICH IS SO CUTE ANYWAY WHY NOT GIVE IT ATTENTION

LOVE MOM

hee hee hee
posted by mary13 , 12:39 AM Þ 

YAAAAAGH. Re: TIA & IAO & Poindexter & co.
I wish I could put up my recent drawings and sketches lately because they are all obsessively dealing with exactly THIS and other related things. The worry has consumed my mind! Maybe I should cancel my credit card. AAAGH.
Where do you get all these cool-ass emails, Akin? They are hella interesting. Also: I might be able to host blogger temporarily (for a week or so) if you can email some login info- my friend is the only person who knows how to do such complex tasks on my linux box so I'd have to run it through him. But I'm sure someone else (like m. burke) has more capabilities than my MEASLY and crappy cable modeme.

Pancakes are very good, and homemade ones are TEH BEST. If you poor blokes in britain can't buy em... make em.
I have just finished an absolutely insane two weeks of finals. Hopefully everything works out for me. Completely exhausted/horny now (but when am I NOT the latter?). (mm lather)

PS: Dear Blogger: WHY DON"T YOU EVER REGISTER MY CARRIAGE RETURNS BLAHG
posted by Barrie , 12:17 AM Þ 
Friday, December 13, 2002

Do you know that there is not one place in London where you can go and order pancakes?

Not ONE.


that is a shame.

did i mention they are also good with peanut butter? with syrup too OF COURSE!!!

alison, i hope you are going to email me a translation for your lovely story ... je parle seulement anglais et francais ... :(

i am waiting for the carpet man to show up. he has not shown up three times now ...


posted by mary13 , 11:19 PM Þ 

php / mysql ........ it all seemed to be so simple, so straightforward, then .....

Parse error: parse error in /****/****/*******/www.germsite.co.uk/***********/**********8.php on line 25

fuck it ........ i never learn .... think something's going to be a piece of piss, jump ahead a few steps, don't look where i'm going, then splat ....... back to the manual tutorials we go, step by painful step
posted by a hymn in g to nann , 7:48 PM Þ 
posted by Irdial , 5:27 PM Þ 
posted by Irdial , 5:26 PM Þ 

What Drug are You?
posted by Irdial , 5:21 PM Þ 

It doesn't? Well that definately clears things up. Now what did I do with my screwdriver?...
posted by captain davros , 5:16 PM Þ 

Crack doesnt "stank" does it?
posted by Irdial , 4:59 PM Þ 

Well that's partly a relief. Now all I have to do is work out where all that odd smelling smoke is coming from...
posted by captain davros , 4:58 PM Þ 
posted by Irdial , 4:58 PM Þ 

Blogdial is down temporarily. If someone has a site to squirt it into so we dont have to read everything in Blogger, step up with the login and password and URL and ill make the changes...
posted by Irdial , 4:53 PM Þ 

Froogle from Google
posted by Irdial , 4:50 PM Þ 

So, am I smoking crack, or has Blogdial the site gone? I hate reading blogdial in blogger.
posted by captain davros , 4:43 PM Þ 

Nomen Nescio/Cypherpunks are very interesting. Looking foward to being all Mac'd-up in 2003. Cryptonomicon was an excellent read; a good basic primer of first principles in crypto mixed with history and a fine story. 900 pages though...
posted by Alun , 2:55 PM Þ 

total information awareness

very amusing ..... if you or i were to publicly declare ourselves to be omnipotent and omniscient in a way suggestive of a complete lack of humour, it would not be very long before we found ourselves trussed up in a cosy padded cell
posted by a hymn in g to nann , 1:36 PM Þ 

From: "Mordechai"
To: Declan McCullagh
Date: Thu, 12 Dec 2002 11:53:28 +0200 Subject:
TIA feasability and costs Reply-to: quality@computer.org

Declan,

My name is Mordechai Ben-Menachem. I am a lecturer at Ben-Gurion University, Beer-Sheva, Israel. My areas of speciality are software engineering and project management. Bob Bauman asked me to write to you to express certain views concerning the DARPA project called TIA.

I have read the Aldrige testimony. Most of the following was written in reaction to that.

Much of what Aldrige says walks a very narrow line between outright lies and obfuscation. It is simply not correct. The areas for objection are too broad to cover here, but I shall try to give a few examples.

1. You cannot talk about "... if they choose to use it." The system ONLY has value if there is a critical mass of data in it. This means, by definition, that the database must be massively populated and this must be constantly maintained. This is not a situation where one can query and THEN the system will go off to a thousand different databases around the world to search for transactions you may want. There is a fine line here between data collection and data retrieval. The "if they choose" part can relate to data retrieval, but that makes it a very sticky wicket. Existing legal controls (e.g., search warrants, Miranda) are designed to control data collection, not use of that data once it has been collected.

2. Speech recognition / rapid translation: The statements are very misleading. No such software exits today. The state-of-the-art of voice recognition / voice response systems is that of a watch (you can also tell your phone to dial your wife, but only after rigorous training of the system). The accuracy of translation systems used today is mostly used as Computer Science jokes. The distance to workable systems is quite profound. Intel has recently announced a 3 Giga Hertz chip. This infers (via Moore's Law) that we shall see a 6 Giga Hertz chip in 18 months. Many authorities have called 6 GH a milestone that will allow a new set of applications. In other words, when those capabilities exist, we may be able to intelligently discuss rapid, real-time translation. However, by definition, we do not know how to conceive of those applications now. Perhaps it can be on a supercomputer, as cost is not the governing factor -- no, the basic computational complexity may be solvable on a supercomputer (no proof of that exists) but there are many other aspects that requires a different type of architecture for real time usage. He also stated that there will be voice recognition capabilities to recognise who is speaking. Totally science fiction, has never been tried in real life. What exists is the ability to match "voice prints" via pattern recognition techniques. Very time consuming and with a very low level of accuracy and reliability. I do not recall it being recognized by any court, for example.

3. Connections between transactions: Echelon gathers data from some 8-billion telephone conversations today. How successful has this been in the "war on drugs"? The answer is, almost not at all. Add to that, all airline transactions, chemical purchases, credit card ... How many daily transactions are we talking about -- 20 billion, more? (Visa alone has some 110 million transactions per day.) There is no way to even imagine how to query this size of database, much less, make any sense of the answer. In other words, if they manage to simulate the data (we do not know how to simulate that), and if they manage to perform a query, what do we do with the results of such a query? The data visualization techniques do not exist. The quantity of false positives will overload any investigative agency (tens of thousands per day). As a matter of fact, the database technology that would allow this type of query does not exist, either. I must add, on small scales, tens of thousands of transactions, this is being performed. The distance to be able to process five orders of magnitude more is perhaps a decade.

4. Collaborative reasoning: This part is probably practical, though the development is still quite a way off. I have done a little bit of work in this area. (I have an article submitted to a major journal that I can send you, but it has not yet been published.) The major issue here is reliability. We are talking about using massive webs of hierarchical data (that is, the data has both hierarchical attributes and network attributes). With this level of complexity, testing such a system is very far beyond our capabilities -- we simply have no idea how to ensure that the answers we are given are correct because we do not know how to test it. This is not the only difficulty. The definition of interrelationships is an open issue -- they are not static.

As I said, space and time do not permit me to do a full analysis and I have not read the full specification. The bottom line is composed of two points. The report by Pete Aldridge cannot simply be taken at face value. The system / project, as presently defined reminds me greatly of Reagan's SDI project. Brilliantly thought of, but much too early. Some of the fruits of that effort are just now coming on line, 20 years later (e.g., the Arrow anti-ballistic missile and the Nautilus anti-tactical rocket laser gun). When SDI was conceived, it was not technologically possible. This is not today. In 20 years, who knows, this may be reasonable. Today, the base technologies do not exist. The complexity is too great, the size is impossible to conceive. I don't care how passionate Poindexter is. It sounds wrong.

Additionally, I spoke with a colleague of mine whose expertise is in the area of face recognition and other "bio" technologies. My objective was to double-check that my initial guess-timates were reasonable. He confirms and even thought me rather optimistic on some of the things. For instance, "rapid translation" based on speech recognition: I said I thought it a few years off. He says it is AT LEAST 7-10 years off. The capabilities we see today are very primitive.

In any case, we are talking about a 10-20 year timeframe to demonstrate capabilities -- similar to SDI. You are talking about spending billions of dollars for a project to develop a system that has no hope of being useful in a significant time-frame -- the size of the project is much larger than what has been reported, the base technologies do not exist.

best regards, I hope this is helpful and I shall be most pleased to further explain if you like,
Mordechai Ben-Menachem
Dept. of Industrial Engineering & Management
Ben-Gurion University
P. O. Box 5613; Beer-Sheva;
84156; Israel
Tel. 972-86-433231,
mob. 972-57-433231,
off. 972-86-479374
quality@computer.org
posted by Irdial , 11:50 AM Þ 

Amazingly, people are PAYING ATTENTION:


http://www.newyorker.com/talk/content/?021209ta_talk_hertzberg

December 12, 2002 | home
COMMENT
TOO MUCH INFORMATIONIssue of 2002-12-09
Posted 2002-12-02

When it comes to concocting fevered visions of the future as a way of
illuminating the present, Jules Verne got some things right in his
time, Aldous Huxley got others, and George Orwell got still others. In
our time--in this terror-haunted interlude (we hope) of background-hum
dread and well-founded paranoia--no literary divinator gets it righter
than the sci-fi pulp master Philip K. Dick, author of "Clans of the
Alphane Moon" and dozens of other books, and inspirer of some of
Hollywood's spookiest dystopias, including "Blade Runner," "Total
Recall," and "Minority Report." And this is odd, given that he has
been dead for twenty years. Too bad he's not still around. It would be
interesting to get his take on the Information Awareness Office of the
Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency of the Department of
Defense.

The Information Awareness Office plays it so weird that one can't help
suspecting that somebody on its staff might be putting us on. The
Information Awareness Office's official seal features an occult
pyramid topped with mystic all-seeing eye, like the one on the dollar
bill. Its official motto is "Scientia Est Potentia," which doesn't
mean "science has a lot of potential." It means "knowledge is power."
And its official mission is to "imagine, develop, apply, integrate,
demonstrate and transition information technologies, components and
prototype, closed-loop, information systems that will counter
asymmetric threats by achieving total information awareness."

[...]
posted by Irdial , 11:42 AM Þ 

From: Nomen Nescio
Subject: Hooray for TIA
Date: Tue, 10 Dec 2002 21:20:11 +0100 (CET)

For years we cypherpunks have been telling you people that you are
responsible for protecting your own privacy. Use cash for purchases, look
into offshore accounts, protect your online privacy with cryptography
and anonymizing proxies. But did you listen? No. You thought to
trust the government. You believed in transparency. You passed laws,
for Freedom of Information, and Protection of Privacy, and Insurance
Accountability, and Fair Lending Practices.

And now the government has turned against you. It's Total Information
Awareness program is being set up to collect data from every database
possible. Medical records, financial data, favorite web sites and email
addresses, all will be brought together into a centralized office where
every detail can be studied in order to build a profile about you.
All those laws you passed, those government regulations, are being
bypassed, ignored, flushed away, all in the name of National Security.

Well, we fucking told you so.

And don't try blaming the people in charge. You liberals are cursing
Bush, and Ashcroft, and Poindexter. These laws were passed by the entire
U.S. Congress, Republicans and Democrats alike. Representatives have
the full support of the American people; most were re-elected with
large margins. It's not Bush and company who are at fault, it's the
whole idea that you can trust government to protect your privacy.

All that data out there has been begging to be used. It was only a
matter of time.

And you know what? It's good that this has happened. Not only has
it shown the intellectual bankruptcy of trust-the-government privacy
advocates, it proves what cypherpunks have been saying all along, that
people must protect their own privacy. The only way to keep your privacy
safe is to keep the data from getting out there in the first place.

Cypherpunks have consistently promoted two seemingly contradictory
ideas. The first is that people should protect data about themselves.
The second is that they should have full access and usability for
data they acquire about others. Cypherpunks have supported ideas like
Blacknet, and offshore data havens, places where data could be collected,
consolidated and sold irrespective of government regulations. The same
encryption technologies which help people protect their privacy can be
used to bypass attempts by government to control the flow of data.

This two-pronged approach to the problem produces a sort of Darwinian
competition between privacy protectors and data collectors. It's not
unlike the competition between code makers and code breakers, which has
led to amazing enhancements in cryptography technology over the past
few decades. There is every reason to expect that a similar level of
improvement and innovation can and will eventually develop in privacy
protection and data management as these technologies continue to be
deployed.

But in the mean time, three cheers for TIA. It's too bad that it's the
government doing it rather than a shadowy offshore agency with virtual
tentacles into the net, but the point is being made all the same.
Now more than ever, people need privacy technology. Government is not
the answer. It's time to start protecting ourselves, because nobody
else is going to do it for us.

----- End forwarded message -----
posted by Irdial , 11:40 AM Þ 

Do you know that there is not one place in London where you can go and order pancakes?

Not ONE.
posted by Irdial , 10:25 AM Þ 

Mary13.... I am drooling. Big time!

Now I know what my Boxing Day brunch will be for sure.

posted by Alun , 10:16 AM Þ 

Smukt!
posted by Mikkel , 9:27 AM Þ 

Claus you bad boy - what was on the cd's you stole?



I practice writing fiction....

Min første tanke der slog ned, mens jeg læste din mail, er: Hvor er du streng ved dig selv og hvor stiller du mange og høje krav til dig selv. Hvorfor?
Min skønne veninde: Lad være med at bruge ordet perfekt når det drejer sig om personlige ting - bare lad helt være! Det er første skridt til vejen for et bedre liv. Tro mig, jeg har givet op med den dér perfektionisme. Det er det værste crap der findes i verden, det ødelægger mennesker, langt inde i sjælen... Perfekt findes ikke. Basta (som en hvis rødbenet Kylling ville sige)

Dernæst - kig aldrig tilbage i tiden mens du anklager dig selv. Du har altid gjort, hvad du selv troede var det bedste i gerningsøjeblikket. Uanset om det var en fejltagelse eller ej. Du må ikke anklage dig selv - det vil gøre dit liv så meget mere trist. Der er altid noget man kan bruge ud af alle handlinger i ens liv - til noget: hvis ikke positivt, så i hvertfald til noget konstruktivt. Du skal altså ikke være sur over at du BURDE være gået fra F meget før alt muligt shit - hvad kan du bruge til alligevel? Ikke andet end selvbebrejdelser. Og dem kan vi ikke bruge til noget her i livet! Vi kan kun bruge konstruktiv kritik - det er noget ganske andet... Ja ja, måske du skulle være gået fra F noget før - men hey, du var bange, det kan jeg godt forstå! Det ER hammrende svært at være ALENE (ordet i selv er jo uhyggeligt), men det er også pisse sejt! Det er som at være hovedpersonen i et eventyr og du er en prinsesse i dit eget eventyr - så bliver situationen jo en ganske anden... Det er nemlig sejt at være prinsesse i eget eventyr - det er faktisk ret spændende og meget sjovt og man kysser frøer, slås mod drager, møder elvere og alt muligt andet, måske møder man sådar en prins? Eller en anden prinsesse?. Verden er LIGE HER!!!!! Det er FANTASTISK også når det gør ondt, for så gør det endnu mere godt bagefter.

Selverkendelse er en benhård ting, som du skriver - JA, men det er også spændende, man kan flytte sig i erkendelse, det kan give en helt nye muligheder og andre gange kan man miste modet, fordi... Er man vitterligt herre i eget hus - eller er det en indbildning? Det smukke ved selverkendelsen er at den flytter en som menneske, man vokser, udvikler sig, flytter sig og der er hele tiden bevægelse i den - det er den evige process, hvis man tør.... Alternativt? Bliv et bittert menneske, der bare brokker sig over alt i verden og aldrig være tilfreds, fordi man ikke tør se sine demoner i øjnene... Livet er jo en stor bevægelse af følelser som en evig tur i Tivoli, nogen mennesker holder sig bare til karusellen alene og ender med at se alt for meget TV. Men ikke prinsesser som du og jeg - vi tager sgu også lige en tur i et gyldne tårn og næste gang - så tager vi kameraet med (måske... hihi) - eller næste gang igen...

Du skal ikke være ked af dig selv, du er FANTASTISK og det eneste der forhindrer dig i at se det - er dig selv, sådan som du har det lige nu... Men altså ting tager tid og du skal have tid. Lad være med at presse dig selv og acceptér dig og din omverden (ja ja ja, jeg ved godt jeg lyder pisse hellig og jeg ved sgu også det er sværere gjort end sagt. Du kender mig jo... Hi hi meeen altså, forstå mig ret, okay?)


Jeg kunne skrive 1000vis af flere ting til dig elskede T, jeg har faktisk lyst til sådan en nat som den vi havde på din mors altan i dagene, hvor det var så varmt i sommeren 1994, hvor vi sad på altan-kanten med svingende ben udover Beton-ghettoen og smøger mellem fingrene. Hvor har vi dog været nogen små søde teenagers, i hjerte er vi stadig de samme mennesker, der søger.... Vi har altid så skønt sammen, når vi er et sted med udsigt over verden (bla, derfor er dit værelse helt fantastisk), nu jeg tænker over det... Kan du huske vores tur i Rundetårn?

Vi tænger da til smøger og hinanden - mere skal der ikke til i dit selskab.
posted by Alison , 8:47 AM Þ 

Canadian Pancakes
just like Mom used to make ...

1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon salt
3 tablespoons of sugar
1 3/4 teaspoons double-acting baking powder
2 eggs
3 tablespoons melted butter
1 1/4 cups milk
2 cups fresh blueberries
and/or
1 sliced banana

Preheat the griddle to 350 C. Sift dry ingredients together in medium bowl. Beat the eggs and add melted butter and milk. Stir into dry ingredients, but not too much! Fold in blueberries and/or bananas. If you want to use frozen blueberries, thaw them out a bit so they don't impede the cooking. If you want to use frozen bananas, well, we don't suggest that. Make a smoothie like a real person and get out of the kitchen. Drop (the batter) onto the hot surface in generous spoonfuls (at least 3" round, none of these 1" pancakes, that's for sissies). Cook until edges are golden brown and tops are dry (careful, they do burn easily, so check once in a while). Flip, cook, and you are done. Stack at least 3 high, butter in between and douse with maple syrup. MMMMM ...
posted by mary13 , 6:02 AM Þ 

http://froogle.google.com/froogle
posted by Claus Eggers , 2:19 AM Þ 

down at the club i stole four cd singles. tomorrow i will find out what is on them... (i will let you know)
shyhhhhhh........
posted by Claus Eggers , 2:18 AM Þ 

Time is now 3:13 on friday the 13'th. nuff said.
posted by Claus Eggers , 2:15 AM Þ 

blaaahhh, i'm pissed now. i've had my last day at work today - i did quit. i'm freelancing from now and job are rolling in...
karma
posted by Claus Eggers , 2:14 AM Þ 
Thursday, December 12, 2002

Where are you?
posted by b , 10:37 PM Þ 

Could you be Mr Nice and work like him?
Howards Smuggling game
posted by Alison , 8:43 AM Þ 
Wednesday, December 11, 2002

Whoa...


http://www.bowlingforcolumbine.com/involved/operationoily.php
Fantastic stuff Alex. Who's not a fan of Michael Moore?
posted by Claus Eggers , 11:31 PM Þ 

if you haven't seen bowling for columbine yet, do. it's a little sentimental towards the end and obviously very well edited, but it's also quite an amazing film, to see this in mainstream cinemas.

anyway, watching it opened my eyes to something i thought was only for the really paranoid. we are living in 1984. forever at war with an ever shifting enemy (drugs, terrorism / the middle east), under constant surveilance.. anyway some links:

http://www.newspeak.com/ - i think this was posted here before.
Happy New Year: It's 1984 - Interesting as well...

Also I found this on CNN:
"The president agrees violence is not the answer in Iraq and that's why he hopes Saddam Hussein will disarm," Fleischer said.

uh? yeah right.
posted by alex_tea , 2:33 PM Þ 

We suffer to bring you beautiful music.

There are Too many Fools Following Too Many Rules.
posted by alex_tea , 1:50 PM Þ 

from the daily reckoning

Our mouths hang open, almost dumbstruck.

Some people watch the markets for profits. We watch them
chiefly for entertainment and moral instruction. Yesterday,
we felt like we were watching Gone with the Wind and The
Ten Commandments at the same time.

Not that anything particular happened yesterday. UK shares
went down, while US shares reversed their losses...people
said things they should be ashamed of...gold eased
off...the dollar fell...it was a day like any other.

But the tension is building. US Fed governor Bernanke has
said the most amazing thing - that the Fed stands ready to
destroy the dollar in order to save the economy. How in the
world will this story turn out, we wonder?

The American economy is a consumer economy. It is driven,
or so it is believed, by people who buy things. The more
they buy, the stronger the economy. In a slump, Fed policy
is simple - make sure consumers have the 'money' to keep
buying.

The Fed has no money, of course. It only has credit. So it
makes more and more credit available to people, who mistake
it for 'money' and pass it on to shopkeepers, who in turn
spread the counterfeit cash around the economy as if it
were manure in a vegetable patch.

But what is this strange 'money' that the Fed creates?

Bernanke tells us that the "US government has a technology,
called a printing press" and that it can print as much
money as it wants. What kind of money is it whose supply -
like air or water - is infinite?

In fact, little paper is actually printed. Most of the
'money' the Fed creates is only electronic - it is only
information.

From WWII to the mid-'90s, America's consumer economy
required roughly $1.40 in new credit to produce $1 in extra
GDP. But the more of this strange 'money' you put into the
system, the less impact it has. Since '98, the Fed has
created $9.1 trillion in new credit, which has produced
only $2 trillion more of GDP. So, now it takes $4.50 to
produce an extra dollar of output.

Where is all this extra credit going? Since the middle of
2000, it seems to be going mainly into consumer gadgets
made in China and housing prices made in America. The
gadgets get cheaper, while the houses get more expensive.
So, the consumer feels comfortable borrowing and spending
more money...because his main asset, his house, is
increasing in value. His own money supply, he figures, is
the price he thinks he could get for his house.

What if, suddenly, he notices that his neighbours are
having trouble selling their houses? What if his money
supply goes down 10%? What good is the Fed's printing press
then? How many trillions of hot new credit would it have to
produce to offset the clammy cold of a decline in house
prices?

What would happen to the dollar? The economy? Share prices?
Gold? The post-Bretton Woods, post-Nixon managed currency
monetary system? Life as we have known it?

We don't know. But we're on the edge of our chairs, waiting
to find out.
posted by a hymn in g to nann , 1:48 PM Þ 

ding
posted by a hymn in g to nann , 1:43 PM Þ 

from: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/2560687.stm
The order falls under the four-year old Iraq Liberation Act which states regime change in Baghdad as official US policy.


uh, surely US policy should only concern US territories? or am i missing something here?
posted by alex_tea , 1:41 PM Þ 

dong
posted by captain davros , 1:25 PM Þ 
posted by Alun , 10:53 AM Þ 

Leave the USA while you have the chance. And before 'they' find out that you want to leave...

The BBC report on this.

Total Cost of (Total Information Awareness) TIA: $240 Million in FY 2001-2003.

And this is only the stuff they put out in public web space!!!!!
Frightening.
posted by Alun , 10:25 AM Þ 

Claus gets 10 points for singing Shatner, it's cool in its own very modern masculine way

Here is a very feminine song from 1993, you guys need it ... I think...

His wicked sense of humour
Suggests exciting sex
His fingers focus on her
Touches, he's Venus as a boy

He believes in beauty
He's Venus as a boy

He's exploring
The taste of her
Arousal
So accurate
He sets off
The beauty in her
He's Venus as a boy

He believes in beauty
He's Venus as a boy
posted by Alison , 9:03 AM Þ 

Oh yeah. THAT'S why the IAO has been really freaking me out. "IAO" is the quaballistic way of writing "666." And more intelligent people will know what that really means.
Fuck, that is totally beyond creepy.
posted by Barrie , 7:18 AM Þ 
Tuesday, December 10, 2002

The NEW Irdial.com


What is A up to this time?



posted by Claus Eggers , 6:22 PM Þ 

Oo that bastard. He really does look way too fucking smug there. Maw, git mah gun!

More needleless recordplayer, this one needs very little in the way of extra accessories (you might even have it all already): http://www.cs.huji.ac.il/~springer/
(there's a slashdot story here )

I've been hacking away at my homecooked blogging script. Should be fairly easy to transform it to something we can use here. Also, I believe it's still possible to slurp the whole contents of our posts so we could migrate them :)
posted by Mikkel , 5:41 PM Þ 

I almost hit my screen.
Smug-shot:


Dignity:

Carter accepts Peace Prize...http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/2561767.stm
posted by Alun , 2:32 PM Þ 

An illusion.
posted by b , 2:17 PM Þ 
posted by slip , 1:24 PM Þ 

More good news for internet freedom of expression.

Too many cars? What can we do? Er.... Build more roads! It's been tried before and didn't work, Green opponents are said to be right in their protests by the head of the government comission on integrated transport (i.e. that increased capacity simply elevates car numbers more rapidly), but what the fuck! Let's waste 2 BILLION POUNDS of taxes on it!
Imagine what that could do for public transport! Imagine being on a train and not feeling like its 1982!
What the government can't imagine is losing maybe 5 % of the vote at the next election. Even though they have a 20% lead. The government also has incredibly close links to construction firms, including McAlpine, which has been awarded at least 600 MILLION pounds worth of public funded contracts since this time last year. Not to mention Balfour Beatty, 2 years late and hundreds of millions over budget on the Jubilee line tube extension, ethical 'water retention facility' constructors at Ilisu in Kurdistan...sorry, Turkey (Now apparently defunct, but don't be surpised to see other options arising in the area). Stuffed to the gills with Public Private Partnerships and Private Finance Initiatives (see here).
Grrrrrrrr!!!!!!
And all of this tension built up before I got out of bed! Time to retire to the country.
posted by Alun , 10:22 AM Þ 

Anyone got the Shatner album 'Transformed Man'? Get it.
BTW: Akin wassup with the site?
posted by Claus Eggers , 9:58 AM Þ 

claus gets sex points for singing "In Love." That song is fucking hilarious. Shatner is totally underappreciated.

Remote Controlled Blimp/UFO Thing that totally rules!
posted by Barrie , 8:35 AM Þ 
Monday, December 09, 2002

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i remember akin's words last time irdial went awol. "any day now". scary. so move on irdial.com?

anyway: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/2543085.stm

roll on a thousand thermoacostic puns. cool jazz. hot rock. tepid ladytron.

posted by alex_tea , 5:11 PM Þ 

hmmm is there anyone (else) online who has not seen goatse?

Anyone who reads Slashdot has certainly seen it; its one of the most trolled URLS, its an "institution" and phenom. at the same time.

Whis is saying something....im not sure what though. Its on that list of ten worst sites on the net...i mean honestly, its everywhere. "Goatse" is an adjective. Nuff said.
posted by Irdial , 4:56 PM Þ 

World Sousveillance Day: http://wearcam.org/wsd.htm
("sousveillance" is inverse surveillance: accountability from below)

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

An international coalition that includes artists, scientists,
engineers, scholars, and others is declaring December 24, to be "World
Sousveillance Day".

THE SHOT SEEN AROUND THE WORLD:

At noon on Tuesday, December 24, 2002, ordinary people all over the
world will call into question the growing and dehumanizing effects of
increased video surveillance, automated face recognition, and
Covernment (Corporate+Government) tracking in public places, as well
as private places.

Often Covernment officials that use video surveillance try to prohibit
others from taking pictures or video within their establishments or
regimes, but on this day, many people will photograph these officials,
their establishments, and their security systems.

As high noon sweeps past various time zones, the shot heard around the
world will be that of clicking cameras.

Rather than protesting by carrying signs, or by marching, citizens
will protest by going on shooting sprees. Armed with their own
photographic or videographic cameras and recording devices, ordinary
citizens will dish out some accountability.

HOW CAN I PARTICIPATE?

All you need to do is bring a camera --- any camera (even a fake or
broken camera, or one with an empty film magazine) --- to a place
where video surveillance is used.

HOW WILL I KNOW WHO I SHOULD SHOOT?

Taking pictures of the surveillance cameras will cause models to
appear very quickly for you to photograph. When you point your
camera at their cameras, the officials watching their television
monitors will very quickly dispatch the models for you to shoot.
This is a universal phenomenon that happens in nearly any large
organization where video surveillance is used. Models often carry
two--way radios and wear navy blue uniforms with special badges.

Why December 24th?

This is a day when security forces are very busy watching for
shoplifters, and it is also a time when folks are reflecting on the
year's activity and it's something to do rather than merely buy
something. For more info, see http://wearcam.org/wsd.htm
posted by Irdial , 4:51 PM Þ 

'In Love' by Ben Folds recited by William Shatner



I remember
The night we met
That night we sat
Entwined
Under summer skies
I looked into your eyes
You looked into mine
You said "you're not like the rest"
And I nodded
"No one understands me"
you said
And I nodded once again,
As if to agree that all men are indeed the same
Somehow, you said, I was different

For months on end I maintained
A venere of sincere interest
As if I were listening
As you re-lived every page
Of self help and new age that you had read
And
I went in for the kill
I'd read the same books
I learned to ape the motions of a 'sensitive' human being
And we were 'oh so happy'
But you found things to fix
And I knew it was time
To move on

So now you have me completely figured out
You feel sorry for me
I can't express my feelings
I can't tell the truth
We are all alike
At puberty I was sworn to secrecy
By the international brotherhood
Of lying fickle males
I can't tell you anything
And
I can't commit
You're right
I can't commit... to you

I will always cherish our time together
I don't feel enough of anything
To harbor the kind of distain that you'll maintain
You painted me into what you wanted to see
And that's fine
But you will never know me
posted by Claus Eggers , 4:24 PM Þ 

About Goatse It was so.... (I am outta words here)... just before I closed my computer down and were mentally preparing myself for the weekend
Akin, you ruined my weekend! Really you did! Cause the image of Goatse stayed in my brain all weekend and besides that I was reading a book in Danish 'Det bliver sagt' (It will be told) - about a mans childhood and the sexuel abuse he was under, I started to read the book (it is very very beautifully, poetic and well written book - and if you Claus and Mikkel has the nerve and do not faint like I do - really read this book) friday night on the countryside at my aunties and saturday morning when reading more, it started to blacken befor my eyes, and I felt like fainting, maybe I did faint? but how ever.... the combination of reading 'Det bliver sagt' and the Goatse image for some reason just penetrated my brain during the ride home saturday in the bus and all the mixed up feelings made me feel like fainting in the bus home.... scary .... I do not dear to look at your links Akin (for the time) and I will never ever be able to read 'Det bliver sagt' finish.

I faint to easy....



posted by Alison , 10:48 AM Þ 

Taken smashes TV viewing figures.
posted by Irdial , 10:28 AM Þ 
posted by b , 2:29 AM Þ 
posted by b , 2:20 AM Þ 
Sunday, December 08, 2002

So Japanese it hurts: http://member.nifty.ne.jp/craftia/index.html
posted by Claus Eggers , 8:35 PM Þ 

In reverse order:

PGP8 For free.

Get a clue; READ what Zenith is offering you.

Bit torrent is simple, all you have to do is READ about it.
posted by Irdial , 4:02 PM Þ 

I still don't quite understand BitTorrent. What's going on there? It's confusing.
Zenith: websites that use gratuitous flash in regular page navigation can suck my dick, because it makes it impossible for me to view the site. The simpler the better. And I'm not blaming my slow computer - there are many people who can't afford a faster machine, and I am one of them.

PGP 8.0 for OS X is *very* sexy. It is, though, stunted unless you shell out 40 bucks US for a Personal package. Paying for stuff like this isn't my gig. The interface is beautiful but it is nothing that's not covered by uglier but still functional (and FREE) GnuPG programs. Bunk.
posted by Barrie , 12:48 AM Þ 
posted by Irdial , 12:39 AM Þ 
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