Saturday, June 21, 2003

thought it would be easiest if i took some common baseball terms and phrases and explain what they really mean. sound good? no? well, screw you mister gay baseball fan, here we go:

what they call it what it really means
pitching signals the catcher flicks his cock around while the pitcher watches. if you look closely, and you get a particularly long-fingered catcher, he'll even diddle his asshole once in awhile.

spiking this is when a play is close and a person is sliding into the bag, but intentionally strikes the defender with the bottom of his feet (which are sporting spikes). what you probably don't know is that this is sort of a game of "tag" that the players play - anyone who's shins are bleeding at the end of the game has to blow the other team.

seventh inning stretch this is where the team distracts with some antics on the field (a mascot, some music, whatever) after the 7th inning, so the team can have group buttsex in the dugout.
have you ever been to a yankees home game? "coincidentally" their music of choice is by the village people. i don't care what part of the world you're in, folks, if "ymca" is on the pa, somebody is having anal.

jock strap i know this is an easy target, but cut me some slack.
most people don't realize this, but the jock strap (which holds a hard, plastic cup to protect the players genitals should they be struck with a ball) also has several available attachments.

ground rule double two huge nuts

clearing the dugout this often happens when it's suspected that a pitcher intentionally hits a batter with a pitch. however, the players are really just running out on the field and forming a huge crowd or pile, so that the two players at the center or the bottom can get it on without the crowd finding out. that's how gay they are, folks...they can't even wait till the end of the inning.

bunt players that hit homeruns get all the fanfare, but the person who hits it the shortest distance gets the most cock after the game.

infield fly the batter hits the ball as high as he can, so all the infielders are looking at the sky (and so are the fans). this allows him to round the bases and jiggle the defenders balls before returning to the dugout for some hardcore ass.


rest assured there'll be more later.
posted by Alun , 3:50 PM Þ 

oops sorry blatant bit of self promotion...

WTF? :The Madonna Remix Project

This album was triggered by a small sound byte of speech left by Madonna as a decoy to frustrate users sharing her songs via Peer-to-peer (P2P) networks on the internet. Any holes a goal in this riotous, wondrous, fairy tale journey through 14.5 tracks of deep anal hilarity. As a collective of artists we have no particular beef with or even interest in Madonna herself. There are several reasons why we made this album:

1) To protest against chilling laws such as the DMCA which erode our human rights to freedom of speech.
2) To illustrate how a sample of music can be transformed and used in a beautiful and creative way.
3) To have a corking good chuckle to ourselves.

At the beginning of this album we had clear intent to make a serious protest record, but we got bored halfway through and started being silly. Sorry bout that. We hope it's clear on listening to the album that the aim of the project really is to have fun, raise awareness and to make good music. Even if you are not familiar with copyright debates, or have no interest in digital rights, the album is accessible and enjoyable to listen to - as long as you are not easily offended by the word 'fuck'. Mind you her voice does get on yer tits after a while.

you are free to copy the album for your friends as outlined in the bLiP licence

www.justablip.co.uk

posted by Kris , 2:02 PM Þ 

thrash
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PersonalityThe Glass Is Half-Empty
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i resent the bit about glass half empty
i aspire to glass empty
but hey that'll do fer now
posted by Kris , 1:57 PM Þ 
posted by Alun , 11:17 AM Þ 



I just heard a track from this; Chris Watson does it AGAIN.
posted by Irdial , 9:22 AM Þ 

GEORGE ORWELL'S SIX RULES

1. Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.

2. Never use a long word where a short one will do.

3. If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.

4. Never use the passive where you can use the active.

5. Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.

6. Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.

Let us see what happens to the posts when we follow these simple rules and thanks to the mighty AK for linking to this!
posted by Irdial , 9:13 AM Þ 

Why do people believe in gods? (And more recently, in God?)

No one should believe anything. Belief is the most dangerous thing in the world. Don't believe this either, but it should be considered.
"Belief is the death of intelligence ... for as soon as one believes a doctrine of any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of existence."
-Robert Anton Wilson.

Do you have your own personal blog?
Nope. Generally all I want to say goes to Blogdial, and I know a lot of what's on my mind isn't worth repeating, so I try never to post that kind of stuff. I was thinking of making a sketch-log for myself, like weekly scans of my sketchbook etc... but I doubt that'd be interesting. Sketchbooks are pretty personal, too.
Do you post to any other community blogs?
Nope. They are quite rare, I haven't seen many at all.
Are you a member of or regular poster to any other net communities, be it usenet, bbs or forums?
I used to be a member of many but now only a couple. I chat at a place called fearsome oekaki when I want to talk to be silly and talk to silly people (there's a quite a few losers/bad artists there but whatever... it's fun). I never post drawings there though because I haven't learned how to use my drawing tablet.... I also have an IRC server that I talk to friends through.
Do you regularly read personal blogs (if so, which ones do you like)?
I read ToastyFrog but he has as of today shut down. I also read Scott Sharkey's as he is usually pretty funny. I've been reading both of these for years, it's kind of weird seeing Frog shut down.
Do you prefer to read RSS feeds or to be immersed in the experience of the web?
Web. I can't really bother with RSS.
And finally... What do you make of web communities, personal blogs and weblogging in general?
I used to be all for bbs-type places but now I'm not so sure. The conversation can get very futile and very overdrawn very fast. Community blogging keeps it fresh. Web communities are pretty cool but they must keep grips on reality. They can get inane and stupid very fast. Or, they should stay inane and not try to be anything more. I see too many places devolving into stupid arguments because they are trying to blend inanity and (pathetic attempts) at useful conversation. Also, I babble.
Personal blogs are pretty cool when they are very informative, in political or other ways. They are also cool when they are used as hubs to real-world activities (like get-togethers and such). I really don't need to read about the boring regular-life details of anyone's life. And to the 2000000 bloggers (generally teens) who think your mundane details are some kind of a statement: you are stupid pretentious assholes. Turn off the computer. Do something productive.

coa_hyperfnord
Magic Number15
JobSerial Killer
PersonalityA Worrier, I Worry That I Worry Too Much
TemperamentCheck My Pulse
SexualIf I Have To
Likely To WinNothing
Me - In A WordEvil
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This is pretty accurate - even the colour - though "sexual" should say "1000 fetishes" (not that I have an LJ account, but that is my online "nick"). (also the "number" should be 50 as that is the "random hyperbole" number that I always use).
posted by Barrie , 12:11 AM Þ 

http://www.williamgibsonbooks.com/blog/blog.asp
posted by Alun , 12:00 AM Þ 
Friday, June 20, 2003

Blaster bomb bomb bomb ahead
Multi millions still unfed
Amondo teeno givin' head
Shoot it up....
Shoot it up....
posted by Alun , 11:59 PM Þ 

Be careful: too safe can too easily end up sorry

Simon Jenkins
The Times, 20/6/03

I am not paranoid. It is just that people out there are trying to scare
me and I am not sure who they are. Some have Semtex and ricin, dirty
bombs and dirtier intentions. Others have fragile budgets, turf wars and
blame-aversion. I know that one is foe and the other friend, but their
impact on my daily life is increasingly hard to distinguish...

When President Eisenhower left office in 1960 at the height of the Cold
War, he gave the Western world a remarkable warning. It was not against
the might of the Soviet Union but against the "unwarranted influence . .
. of a military-industrial complex" which he had watched emerge during
his time as soldier and President. With access to the vast resources of
the State, that complex could lead to "a disastrous rise of misplaced
power". The warning has echoed down the ages.

A similar power is emerging today. It is of the "terrorist-security
complex". It smothers public life in risk-aversion and spends hundreds
of millions of pounds on buildings, consultants and human protection.
Downing Street has become a concrete bunker. The entire current increase
in London police, 1,000 officers, has been diverted to counter
terrorism.

Now the complex is acquiring its own political dimension. The Home
Secretary, David Blunkett, demands new powers by the month. The security
agencies are being drawn into the open. On Monday the head of MI5, Eliza
Manningham-Buller, made an astonishing speech for a body whose essence
used to be discretion and the nuancing of judgment. She warned the
public that it was "only a matter of time" before al-Qaeda launched an
attack, which "could be" chemical, biological, radiological or
nuclear...

Last week, while No 10 and its feuding agencies were hogging the
headlines, a 1,600lb car bomb was seized outside Londonderry. It
probably belonged to the Real IRA and was destined for London, where its
impact would have been catastrophic. The seizure was the outcome of good
policing and intelligence. The IRA threat remains real and the forces of
law and order coped with it: no fuss, no alarmism. That is what I call
security...

Ms Manningham-Buller claims to know of a threat that "challenges
government and society in general" and would do "real harm to our way of
life". I do not believe her. AlQaeda commits acts of violence, sets off
bombs and kills people. But this is not the Cold War. It is not an enemy
that had enslaved half Europe and threatened the West with nuclear
winter...

The weapons at present marshalled against us do not conceivably
"challenge British government or society" let alone threaten "the
British way of life". What a miserable view Ms Manningham-Buller and her
colleagues must have of British democracy and society to think so. I
have more faith in their resilience, and suspect the motives of those
who publicly doubt it.

What threatens the British way of life at present is not terrorism but
the public response to it. The terrorist-security complex is driving
forward a hyperbolic, risk-averse, "health-and-safety" culture that
infuses every British home and workplace, every enterprise and
relationship. It is dangerous. According to the police, street crime in
London is now rising again because so much police time and effort are
being diverted from normal duties. Hyper-safe is unsafe. It distorts
priorities and confuses leadership.

I pay my taxes to be kept secure, not to get a lecture on insecurity.
Last week in Londonderry I got value for money. This week in London I am
not so sure.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,482-719525,00.html
posted by Irdial , 9:11 PM Þ 

claus eggers sørensen
Magic Number10
JobCriminal
PersonalityParanoid And With Good Reason
TemperamentBest Not To Ask
SexualWhatever, Whenever, Whoever
Likely To WinTime Off For Good Behaviour
Me - In A WordBeautiful
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Please don't tell my mum.
posted by Claus Eggers , 7:26 PM Þ 

# Do you have your own personal blog?
Yes, but I don't use it. So no really.

# Do you post to any other community blogs?
Blogdial

# Are you a member of or regular poster to any other net communities, be it usenet, bbs or forums?
Used to be heavily on 313 (Hyperreal) many years ago. Member of the invitation only www.kommissionen.dk

# Do you regularly read personal blogs (if so, which ones do you like)?
Hyatt's Surfin Safari (sort of personal). I pop in to have at look at Rami the Minx from time to time. Usually some Mac rumor sites are personal blogs of a kind too, and I check them out regulary.

# Do you prefer to read RSS feeds or to be immersed in the experience of the web?
Web. Absolutely.

# If your first language isn't English, do you post in your mother tongue? Do you feel obliged to post in English?
English is the Lingua Franca of the web. But it depends on the context.

# And finally... What do you make of web communities, personal blogs and weblogging in general?
Blog communities are a fantastic thing, so much to choose from. The best / readworthy are almost allways a joint effort to deliver content and debate.
posted by Claus Eggers , 7:20 PM Þ 

Too spooky to be true!
Akin, did you fix this?


irdial discs
Magic Number16
JobSinger
PersonalityUnfulfilled Dreamer
TemperamentAngry - At Everthing
SexualJust Say No
Likely To WinA Free Coke
Me - In A WordGenius
Colour
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posted by Alun , 5:41 PM Þ 

Neither does LJ have an 'alun kirby', but it still got me in a nutshell... kinda!

alun kirby
Magic Number10
JobDespot
PersonalityParanoid And With Good Reason
TemperamentUnflappable
SexualStraight
Likely To WinTime Off For Good Behaviour
Me - In A WordUnique
Colour
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posted by Alun , 5:40 PM Þ 

[my real name]
Magic Number20
JobDespot
PersonalityMultiple
TemperamentAn Oft-Exploding Volcano
SexualJust Say No
Likely To WinAnother Gold Star
Me - In A WordBeautiful
Colour
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posted by meau meau , 5:30 PM Þ 

Whatever, Whenever, Whoever

So I'm a slag?
posted by Irdial , 5:27 PM Þ 

akin
Magic Number14
JobPorn Star
PersonalityChancer
TemperamentSweet Natured
SexualWhatever, Whenever, Whoever
Likely To WinA Duel With Pistols
Me - In A WordDitsy
Colour
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posted by Irdial , 5:27 PM Þ 

# Do you have your own personal blog?

!

# Do you post to any other community blogs?

Slashdot.

# Are you a member of or regular poster to any other net communities, be it usenet, bbs or forums?

used to usenet, used to black dog towers.

# Do you regularly read personal blogs (if so, which ones do you like)?

Lessig's.

# Do you prefer to read RSS feeds or to be immersed in the experience of the web?

I dont have a good RSS reader, but the idea of RSS is cool when someone cooks up a good reader then ill try it again

# If your first language isn't English, do you post in your mother tongue? Do you feel obliged to post in English?

English is the language of science.

# And finally... What do you make of web communities, personal blogs and weblogging in general?

Personal blogs mostly bite.
Web communities are cool.
Weblogging in general follows the same guidelines as people in general, there are some exceptional ones, and most are carp.
posted by Irdial , 5:26 PM Þ 

And yet, and yet...There is no user alex_tea at LiveJournal.com.

Anyway you're not the only one...

veeb
Magic Number13
JobMost Hated Person - Ever
PersonalityThe Glass Is Half-Full!
TemperamentPussy Cat
SexualIf I Have To
Likely To WinA Home Help Badge
Me - In A WordDull
Colour
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posted by captain davros , 5:20 PM Þ 

alex_tea
Magic Number16
JobMost Hated Person - Ever
PersonalityThe Glass Is Half-Empty
TemperamentAngry - At Everthing
SexualGay
Likely To WinTime Off For Good Behaviour
Me - In A WordDivine
Colour
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I like that, Most Hated Person - Ever!!!
posted by alex_tea , 5:03 PM Þ 

he is showing gracious humility by attributing his powers to God
unlike gwb

Why do people believe in gods?
1 They are scared of
acting
accepting responsibility for their actions
dying
the future
reality

2 They want
Affirmation
Security
Respect
Control (yes they want to control and shape their god(s) in their own image and if that doesn't work they will make a new one)
Wealth (and I'm not talking money)
posted by meau meau , 3:55 PM Þ 

And its God with a capital "G"!!!!!!

Akin, are you a Christian? Or, at least, are you religious?
posted by alex_tea , 3:42 PM Þ 

Gay bishop answers critics
Although Dr John says the 27-year relationship is now celibate, those opposed to his appointment are angry that he has failed to express regret.
In his statement he described his "life partnership" with another man as a "gift and vocation from God".
posted by Alun , 3:33 PM Þ 

Ha-Ha-Hatch

Even better, his site was linking to some porno! Gutted.
posted by alex_tea , 3:21 PM Þ 

She-eet Alex, didn't know they were open.

Okay


Some questions about blogging:


1. Do you have your own personal blog?

Not really - I feel very closely affiliated to Blogdial since I was an "early adopter" and it has a more guaranteed community that "knows what to do" than anything else. However, I have recently started, gulp, a Livejournal, mainly because one of the 2 ljfriends that I now have gave me an access code and pestered me into doing it. I quite like some of the LJ communities so I'm sticking creative stuff in there for the time being, and mirroring things of interest here. I have to say although I like reading people's LJs, the idea of mine feels very odd and not really great.

2. Do you post to any other community blogs?

No

3. Are you a member of or regular poster to any other net communities, be it usenet, bbs or forums?

Some Yahoo groups and other mailing lists, been on the spooks one for ages now.

4. Do you regularly read personal blogs (if so, which ones do you like)?

Loads, Russell Beattie and Quentin Stafford Fraser being two of the more techily interesting ones. I have to say I find most other blogs and LJs, especially the really personal ones, really weird but it's reassuring to see that most people get upset and annoyed and happy and enthusiastic about most things just like me.

5. Do you prefer to read RSS feeds or to be immersed in the experience of the web?

Can't get RSS to work properly here, and the tabbed Mozilla experience does the job well enough

6. If your first language isn't English, do you post in your mother tongue? Do you feel obliged to post in English?

English speaker.

7. And finally... What do you make of web communities, personal blogs and weblogging in general?

Just like anything else on the net - brilliant, useful, moreish and to be taken with a pinch of salt.
posted by captain davros , 3:10 PM Þ 

Those questions I posted earlier were for you to answer... Voluntarily of course.

Maybe they're just not very compelling. I just wanted to see what everyone else thought about blogs and the web 'community' etc. Especially as I don't really know much about the majority of you.
posted by alex_tea , 2:59 PM Þ 

You shaved
Yes. A few times. ;)

But it's grown back again now, in fact I may shave today as it's a bit scraggly. Hmm. Is anyone actually interested in my facial hair? I might start a beardblog!?

Anyway, I am having a barbeque tomorrow, you're all welcome of course.

And tonight there's the KRAKED SQUAT PARTY!

Donations on the door (over 2 quid would be nice!).
Location TBC (London) :
Party line: 07092 3 72789
Door policy: Be nice

Hellfish ? Deathchant, Planet Mu
dDamage LIVE- Planet Mu
Jo Apps ? Tigerbeat6, Capitol K
TBA ? Rephlex
Dave Howell ? FatCat
Knifehandchop LIVE- Irritant, Tigerbeat6
Con Brio LIVE- KRAKED
Chevron LIVE- Planet Mu
DJ Shitmat LIVE- Planet Mu
Boep ? adverse-camber
and 19-t and Adaadat mash up featuring: Utabi, Cow?p ? gameboy set,
Proxxy, Dj 100000000, MissHawaii, Kema Kuer and more TBC

Plus KRAKED residents : MikeraK, Tizz, Dis-taught and mola
Second room = Dollymixture.
posted by alex_tea , 2:54 PM Þ 
posted by Claus Eggers , 2:37 PM Þ 
posted by Claus Eggers , 2:32 PM Þ 

A: You dont believe in God

You're right, A is the answer. So I cannot understand why a person would believe such a thing. No more than that person would be able to explain to me the basis of their belief. I accept that, even though not being able to understand other humans makes me sad.

Why do people believe in gods? (And more recently, in God?)
posted by Alun , 1:40 PM Þ 

Surprise, surprise.

Paper apologises to Galloway



The Christian Science Monitor has admitted that a set of documents upon which it based its story on were "almost certainly" fake.
The newspaper said two of the "oldest" documents - dated between 1992 and 1993 - were actually written within the past few months.


A $10 million libel suit had nothing to do with this 'apology', did it? BTW, the CSM puffs themselves to the heavens and hide a short, one sentence apology on their web site. They praise their own 'in-depth examination' of the papers... There's liars, damn liars, and fuckwitted self-serving fundamentalist morons.
posted by Alun , 1:20 PM Þ 

Statements like this always confuse me,

because:

A: You dont believe in God
B: Are easily confused
C: Drunk

Is not "A" the answer? and HEY now that you have broadband, harken unto this:

Brother Stair

There is NOTHING quite like Brother RG Stair talking about Tony Bliar. AK, you will be astonished to find yourself agreeing with everything that he says about TB!

What I wonder is, if there exists a higher creationist power, and if that power is interventionist, why would that power decide to bestow the gift of [throwing a ball/running/jumping] slightly better than anyone else on a person?

Why would he let people cannibalize each other in DCR?
Why would he let people cut off the limbs of babies in Ivoray Coast?
Why would he let people $atrocious_act each other in $beautuful_country?

God doesnt stop you from being evil or good, you have the choice to do either. (Thats the explanation you will be always be given.)

Are there not better abilities to bestow?

Yes and no, and if yes, has he not already bestowed them? Anyway, this cricketer may be wrong about God making him a good fast bowler, he might have just worked hard for it. Either way, he is showing gracious humility by attributing his powers to God. Humility is a good thing®.

Would these 'gifted' individuals not be able to carry out their special talent without 60 hours a week practise and 5 personal trainers if it were truly god-given?

Yes of course, because God can do anything, and make anything happen, anywhere. Duh!

Does 'god' not stick to the principle that 'all men are created equal'?

This is not a principle, but a fact. All men are created equal, and then they make themselves by ther own actions unequal via sin.

Is immortality and omnipotence really so boring that getting humans to throw things faster is a good hobby?

If you could see everything, everywhere, all the time, wouldnt you want to see a little well played cricket once ini a while?

Honestly!

And its God with a capital "G"!!!!!!
posted by Irdial , 1:12 PM Þ 

So buy more, for less, and don't get ripped off.

Batteries have a sell by date; if you dont use them voraciously, its insane to by 100 at a time. The most a regular user needs at a time is 2 or 4, whcih is, surprise surprise, why they are sold in packs of 2 and 4!

GBA, thankfully now uses only 2 AA, and they last 9hr with the sound low...

(and here was me thinking dollar$$ were a no-go area)

I quoth the dollar, so that our american friends can guage the insanity of the high prices here, and for no other reason. You could have, however, cought me out with the Snapple example, as I MIGHT have drukn one, and paid 1.65 sterling for it. Thankfully I am innocent of that crime.

and a fact that may be, but you don't have to pay that.

But we know this!

And yes, drukn.
posted by Irdial , 12:57 PM Þ 

Statements like this always confuse me

It's very simple - they're not true.
posted by meau meau , 12:33 PM Þ 

"I had a mission to cross the 100mph barrier," he has said. "God gave me that mission. God made me a fast bowler." - Shoab Ahktar, Pakistani cricketer.

Statements like this always confuse me, and though they are most commonly associated with sportsmen, any such claim furrows my brow. What I wonder is, if there exists a higher creationist power, and if that power is interventionist, why would that power decide to bestow the gift of [throwing a ball/running/jumping] slightly better than anyone else on a person? Are there not better abilities to bestow? Would these 'gifted' individuals not be able to carry out their special talent without 60 hours a week practise and 5 personal trainers if it were truly god-given? Does 'god' not stick to the principle that 'all men are created equal'? Is immortality and omnipotence really so boring that getting humans to throw things faster is a good hobby?

So many questions, so little relevance. But, hey, it's Friday.
posted by Alun , 12:19 PM Þ 

So what? So buy more, for less, and don't get ripped off. Eveready 4 packs in the high street in london may well cost 8 Dead Presidents (and here was me thinking dollar$$ were a no-go area), and a fact that may be, but you don't have to pay that.
posted by captain davros , 11:52 AM Þ 

I bought 100 for about £20 from PC World last year

If you go to the factory in Taiwan and pay cash, you can get 1000 for 20, so what? When you buy Eveready 4 packs in the high street in london, they cost 8 Dead Presidents, and thats a fact.

Everyone that comes to live here from abroad barks about how expensive the UK is; batteries are the least of the problem....Americans scream when they are asked for $2.60 for a bottle of Snapple. YES $2.60!
posted by Irdial , 11:07 AM Þ 

posted by Irdial , 11:02 AM Þ 

BRUSSELS, Belgium ? Europeans were stewing today over an implied U.S. threat to move NATO headquarters from Brussels if Belgium doesn't rescind its loose "war crimes" law.
U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld on Thursday said Belgium should revoke legislation giving its courts the power to prosecute foreigners for alleged "war crimes" committed anywhere in the world.

guilty conscience?
posted by meau meau , 10:38 AM Þ 

AAs cost $8 in England? I bought 100 for about £20 from PC World last year - still going strong.

This is a start at least
posted by captain davros , 10:09 AM Þ 

"Interdiscplinarity" a cool word for sure. What I want to see are the NUMBERS realated to this battery replacement technology. Also, unless the chemistry of rechargable batteries is changed, no battery can be recharged in "a matter of seconds".

I read somewhere about a system like this where you have to shake the device you want to charge for a few moments to juice it up...could be the same thing....either way, anything that eliminates the need for batteries is a good thing, they are a scourge, poisoning the environment and costing everyone a phortune.

For you across the water, a pack of AAs costs around $8 over here. yes, thats right, EIGHT DOLLARS.
posted by Irdial , 9:58 AM Þ 

Ups!
posted by Claus Eggers , 9:23 AM Þ 
posted by a hymn in g to nann , 8:49 AM Þ 

You shaved!
posted by Irdial , 8:31 AM Þ 

HSBC Canada offers a Euro Savings Account.
posted by Barrie , 5:27 AM Þ 

Some questions about blogging:

  1. Do you have your own personal blog?

  2. Do you post to any other community blogs?

  3. Are you a member of or regular poster to any other net communities, be it usenet, bbs or forums?

  4. Do you regularly read personal blogs (if so, which ones do you like)?

  5. Do you prefer to read RSS feeds or to be immersed in the experience of the web?

  6. If your first language isn't English, do you post in your mother tongue? Do you feel obliged to post in English?

  7. And finally... What do you make of web communities, personal blogs and weblogging in general?



My answers:

  1. Yes, feel a bit goofy about it all really though

  2. No

  3. I used to post to Yayhooray, Dreamless (RIP) and the woorlic design newsgroup, but I haven't had the time or inclination recently. I blame Blogdial

  4. Yes. My favourites are Interconnected, Zeldman and Surfin' Safari. I also read my friends LiveJournals quite a lot. I'd like to find some good music based blogs too

  5. I use RSS feeds to catch up on new posts, but I'll usually dive into the site to read them

  6. NA

  7. Umm... too much to think about right now.

posted by alex_tea , 3:10 AM Þ 
Thursday, June 19, 2003

posted by Claus Eggers , 10:09 PM Þ 
posted by Irdial , 7:01 PM Þ 
posted by Claus Eggers , 3:58 PM Þ 

Holy crap, Josh! That makes me want to move to a bigger city oh so much. Not enough people here to do that kinda thing, nosiree. I like!
posted by Mikkel , 2:47 PM Þ 

I read about the Flash Mob on a blog via RSS/NewsNetWire. Now I can't find the blog.

Akin, you pointed out MailSmith to me recently, well now version 2 has been released and Daring Fireball writes up what's wrong with Apple Mail.
posted by alex_tea , 2:43 PM Þ 

I was involved in this bit of fun on Tuesday: Flash Mob in Manhattan: an inexplicable gathering of people in a public place.

Yours Truly in the blue shirt on the left:


and in the front right:


some confused rug salesmen:

posted by Josh Carr , 2:16 PM Þ 

once again, Akin were in my dream. I dont know what you were doing, could'nt see you, just sence you....
By the way Akin, did'nt you put out a link to your album, but I cant find it - where is it? want to download it.
posted by Alison , 2:12 PM Þ 

Orrin Hatch looks like Udo Kier, my favorite German evil actor.

I only count 16 (alphabetically): Austria, Britain, Canada, Czech Republic, Denmark (doesn't count, live here), Faroe Islands (doesn't count, is partially under the Danish crown), France (2x), Germany (5x), Greece (2x), Holland, Italy (2x), Monaco, Norway, Poland, Sweden (10+x), Switzerland, United States (3x, California, Delaware, District of Columbia, Maryland, Massachussets, New York, Pennsylvania, Virginia), Yugoslavia (Croatia).

Kinda sucks that this is practically all of the "Western World," and nothing outside of it. I need to get a perspective on things, yo.
posted by Mikkel , 1:23 PM Þ 

Fnord scared masses will never have the courage and confidence to stop a government from commiting disgusting criminal acts. They ignore or refuse to believe it, because they think relinquishing control gains them protection. They bury themselves in consumer goods for protection. They are led to believe that there is safety and comfort to be found in purchases. This is because there are no fnords, and therefore, no fear in advertisments.
posted by Barrie , 4:16 AM Þ 

An article from BBC news about Vinyl...
posted by alex_tea , 1:19 AM Þ 

places I've been in the world:

US (Montana, Idaho, Washington, Nevada, Florida)
Canada (Alberta, BC)

Not very well travelled, I am.
posted by Barrie , 12:36 AM Þ 
Wednesday, June 18, 2003

Register article on Sen. Hatch. brings up similar points to my previous post. Only better written.
posted by alex_tea , 8:33 PM Þ 

An answer to Irdial's iaea.org referrer anomalies earlier this month:

There is another email harvester which always claims to be referred from http://www.iaea.org/. You may have seen this in your own referrer pages. This spambot hit me 477 times in January.

Interesting. Actually Dive into Mark has an excellent page on how to avoid spam bots. Do it now.
posted by alex_tea , 8:25 PM Þ 

I thought this had been ruled as anti-competitive and so not allowed. They haven't won their appeal have they?

No, they won(?) the court ruling by proving that the browser was an integral part of the OS, and hence has to be included with the OS and can't survive without the OS, which I guess is also one (of a whole host of them) reason why they have stopped developing MacIE!
posted by alex_tea , 8:03 PM Þ 
posted by Alun , 7:54 PM Þ 

the fact that IE will only be upgraded as part of the OS (no stand alone browser)

I thought this had been ruled as anti-competitive and so not allowed. They haven't won their appeal have they?

Any way if you got a virus that totally destroyed your machine what proof would be left that you had downloaded a copyrighted file? It may have been sent maliciously by some clever but evil computer person and then you could sue the writer/distributer i.e. the publisher of the virus file for negligence. Wouldn't the disk still have to be usable to extract the proof and therefore rebootable - is there such a thing as a hardware virus? I haven't heard of one.
posted by meau meau , 7:53 PM Þ 

And of course, by hotlinking that photo, you have STOLEN Orrin "Booby" Hatch's IP!
posted by Irdial , 6:39 PM Þ 

OMG, I just counted, and Ive been to

23

different countries.....

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
posted by Irdial , 6:36 PM Þ 

"I'm interested," Hatch interrupted. He said damaging someone's computer "may be the only way you can teach somebody about copyrights."

String 'em up! It's the only language they understand!
This is Chris Morris' work, right?

The senator, a composer who earned $18,000 last year in song writing royalties,
Good to see a senator acting in the best interests of the people he represents, i.e. himself, and not letting any potential conflict of interest, such as his role as a public official, stand in the way of any personal gain.


http://www.hatchmusic.com/
posted by Alun , 6:16 PM Þ 



Senator Orrin Hatch, a Republican representing Utah, asked technology chiefs about whether they could develop ways to damage or destroy the computers hearing in Washington on Tuesday.
posted by Irdial , 6:01 PM Þ 

How could you destroy someones computer remotely? With a virus? This is stupid, something out of a Hollywood film. You can't make a computer blow up remotely. Using a virus would mean that the user's system would have to be open to the attack, using anti virus software would eradicate that method.

Unless the manufacturer of the AV software deliberately allowed the virus to enter the system. Microsoft are planning to release their own anti virus software as part of Longhorn (the new MS OS), when you tie this in with the fact that IE will only be upgraded as part of the OS (no stand alone browser) so people will be coerced into upgrading to Longhorn which will feature Palladium, MS's Orwellian DRM nightmare vision.

But why would MS willingly allow outside forces to 'destroy' a Windows machine?

Hmm... Anyway, all seems a bit overblown to me.
posted by alex_tea , 4:46 PM Þ 

places I've been in the world:

Norway (far away small-town called Arneberg)
Sweden
UK (London)
Germany (Berlin)
Holland (Amsterdam)
Italy (Florence)
Pakistan (lived in Quetta and Karachi, but have been almost everywhere)
USA (San Fransisco, Honolulu, Chicago, NY, NJ)

Would love to go to
almost everywhere in the world... And the moon, just to look at the earth...

I have a tiny JVC mini-system - the only thing that impress nerds, when they are at my home, is the blue light :]
posted by Alison , 3:57 PM Þ 

Places I've been in the world:

USA (Just about every state in the Union, excepting Alaska and Hawaii)
Canada (Toronto and Vancouver)
Mexico
UK (England)
France (Paris)
Belgium
Germany (Berlin)
Netherlands (Amsterdam)
Japan (Tokyo and Kyoto)
posted by Josh Carr , 3:36 PM Þ 

France (Agen, Paris, Marseilles, ...)
UK (E/S/W)
Crete
Austria (Innsbruck)
Italy (Sorrento, Naples)
Germany (West, W. Berlin, as was)
Sweden (Stockholm)
Finland (Helsinki)
Estonia (Talinn)
Spain (Barcelona)
(through Holland at night)
posted by meau meau , 3:11 PM Þ 

MONDAY, JUNE 23RD. 10:00 AM PT

Ku-band Analog
• Telstar 5/Transponder: 25 K
• Orbital Slot: 97 degrees west
• Uplink Frequency: 14444 MHz
• Downlink Frequency: 12144 MHz
• Polarity: Vertical down
• Audio subcarriers: 6.2 and 6.8


C-band Analog
• Galaxy 3C/Transponder 3C
• Orbital Slot: 95 degrees west
• Uplink Frequency: 5985 MHz
• Downlink Frequency: 3760 MHz
• Polarity: Horizontal down
• Audio subcarriers: 6.2 and 6.8
posted by Claus Eggers , 2:52 PM Þ 

Places I've been in the world:

UK (London, Camper Sands)
France (North)
Luxemburg
Germany (Berlin, the south and the north)
Holland (Amsterdam)
Estonia (Tallin)
Finland (Helsinki)
Egypt (Sinai desert)
Spain (Barcelona, Madrid)
Tenerife
Sweden
posted by Claus Eggers , 2:46 PM Þ 

Places I've been in the world:

UK (England, Scotland, Wales)
France (Paris, Brittany, Normandy, Provence, Cote d'Azur)
Spain (Majorca)
Iceland (Reykjavik)
Romania (Transylvania)
Sinagpore
Malaysia (South Penisular)
Thailand
USA (Florida, Georgia, North & South Carolina)

Places I want to go:
NYC (although not right now!), Berlin, Prague, Tokyo, and some more I guess.
posted by alex_tea , 2:39 PM Þ 

Places I've been in the world:

UK (England, Wales)
USA (NY, Boston, Cleveland, Cincinnati, Columbus, Chicago, Seattle, Miami)
Mauritius
France (Boulougne)
Switzerland (Zurich)
Norway (Bergen)
Cyprus
Majorca
Germany (Berlin)
Italy (Rome)
posted by captain davros , 2:21 PM Þ 

My hi fi is quite lo fi compared to all yours, especially those speakers Akin!!! They're like five times as much as my whole system! Just for the speakers. Wow! They better sound amazing. I think I would die.

I have a Numark TT1520 Direct Drive turntable with the default cartridge and an old Goodmans CD player that I got for my 13th birthday. They go into a Pioneer A109 Amplifier and out through some Gale Gold monitors. My computer used to be plugged into this as well, but I recently rearranged my room, and my minijack to RCA cable is a bit broken, and would have to stretch right across the center of my room, which isn't very safe really...

For portable listening I have a Sharp MD MT15 which is getting a bit old and beaten up and some nice Sennheiser HD270s...

So there you go.
posted by alex_tea , 12:50 PM Þ 

Ive been looking at these recently:

http://www.em411.com/review-software_show.php?software_id=65
EM411.COM - Electronic Music 411

http://www.midiman.com/products/m-audio/duo.php
M-Audio USB Audiosport Duo

http://www.echoaudio.com/
Echo Digital Audio - Makers of Mona, Layla, Gina, Mia multitrack recorders

http://www.digitalaudio.com/index.html
Digital Audio Labs is the maker of the CardDeluxe, a professional 24/96 soundcard for Windows PCs.

http://www.rme-audio.de/english/index.htm
RME - Mainpage
posted by Irdial , 12:30 PM Þ 

2 x Technics SL-1210 Mk. with blue Ortofon Concorde, with gold tips.
Vestax PMC-05 Pro (crap)
Technics SL-P1200 (yes, that one...)
Luxman C-02 and M-02 (modified with huge condensators placed outside the casing)
Sony DTC-60ES (DAT)
Vector Research VCX-450 (Compact Cassette)
Monster cables
JBL LX-55 (main speakers, and they're crap)
Infinity Infinitesimal FOUR (micro speakers, and they're crap)
Apple DP G4 MDD for MP3

The amps, speakers and cables are up for retirement. But that could take years.
posted by Claus Eggers , 12:30 PM Þ 

Listening:

Record deck spliced out of an old midi system, TEAC tape deck, sony minidisc full size deck, marantz cd player, analogue satellite, VCR, all go into a nice big Sony amp with remote control. Never had it louder than 10 o'clock for fear of the china syndrome.

Computers all go direct from soundcards to cheap PC speakers. Some can be plugged into the Sony system. Have Sharp portable minidisc and another TEAC tape deck for inputting to computer. Also use the Sharp portable minidisc for field recordings and personal hi-fi, including in-car audio via one of them plug-in-tape things.

Have been playing with an old PII as a digital jukebox using MPXplay but it doesn't like the onboard Crystal sound system, and the Opti ISA soundcard I have sounds none-too-great.

I have a Sony ICF2001 short wave receiver that is on its last legs, a bunch of portable radios including a very cool solar and generator Freeplay radio - so great to leave it on the windowsill and find it charged - and a handbuilt MW/LW set that uses an old clockradio receiver and a custom 45 litre box with 8" driver for a really hot bass sound on Virgin and speech stations.

What soundcards are people using?
posted by captain davros , 12:11 PM Þ 

Taking a page out of the Neocon playbook

WASHINGTON - The chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee said Tuesday he favors developing new technology to remotely destroy the computers of people who illegally download music from the Internet...

During a discussion on methods to frustrate computer users who illegally exchange music and movie files over the Internet, Hatch asked technology executives about ways to damage computers involved in such file trading. Legal experts have said any such attack would violate federal anti-hacking laws.

"No one is interested in destroying anyone's computer," replied Randy Saaf of MediaDefender Inc., a secretive Los Angeles company that builds technology to disrupt music downloads. One technique deliberately downloads pirated material very slowly so other users can't.

"I'm interested," Hatch interrupted. He said damaging someone's computer "may be the only way you can teach somebody about copyrights."

The senator, a composer who earned $18,000 last year in song writing royalties, acknowledged Congress would have to enact an exemption for copyright owners from liability for damaging computers. He endorsed technology that would twice warn a computer user about illegal online behavior, "then destroy their computer..."

Sen. Patrick Leahy, the committee's senior Democrat, later said the problem is serious but called Hatch's idea too drastic a remedy to be considered.

"The rights of copyright holders need to be protected, but some Draconian remedies that have been suggested would create more problems than they would solve," Leahy, D-Vt., said in a statement. "We need to work together to find the right answers, and this is not one of them..."

Yahoo News
posted by Irdial , 11:20 AM Þ 

I have a Rega P2 - i need another for 45s, ha.
The rest is a 12 year old sony system with some ok speaker cables which definitely needs upgrading my mac runs through the sony via a long lead and that needs a proper sound card.
Oh I have a sony mzr-90 portable minidisc recorder
posted by meau meau , 11:08 AM Þ 

Your Hi-Fi is a direct, physical definition of one aspect of your psyche. At least, it should be, or you've chosen the wrong hi-fi. Since each component group reproduces music with differing end results, those you choose mirror the type of sound you prefer, reflecting both your physical and psychological aural characteristics.
My hi-fi, to me, sounds warm, soulful, real.

When auditioning amplifiers, a 'salesman' spent an hour trying to convince me of the merits of a certain make. I told him whilst it had perfect clarity and precision, it lacked soul, a touch of humanity. He had no idea what I meant so I left, never to return.

The Cornflake Shop is the best hi-fi shop I've ever known.


In Dreamland I have Mark Levinson amps with Rega Planar 9 through Naim speakers... [Homeresque drooling alert].
posted by Alun , 10:18 AM Þ 

b**tard blogger ate my post.
posted by captain davros , 10:11 AM Þ 

Ooooooooohhhhh!

Wolfe's Compact discs is very useful!
posted by Irdial , 8:38 AM Þ 

Hi-Fi talk... things are getting serious!

Its all my fault. I apologize without reservation.

NOT
posted by Irdial , 7:59 AM Þ 

What kind of music listening setups do you blogdialians use?
Uh oh... it's time for hi fi talk! LOOKOUT

In my room, I have my g3/300 AV hooked up to a harman/kardon hk690i that is about 23 years old (and is a BEAUTIFUL unit, both soundwise and lookswise). It's a really solid and crisp amp, with lots of RMS power. Unfortunately I have no speakers up here, as I have not been able to afford any good ones. My headphones are well-broken in Grado SR-80s, which sound like a million bucks. I love them, but my large gradely ears make wearing for over an hour unpleasant. There is a Sony 5-cd changer that I rarely use, and then there's my dad's old Dual 622 direct drive turn table. The cartridge type is unknown but it is quite awesome.

Downstairs is much more elaborate. It's a big-ass set up that my father bought around 4-5 years ago during a very prosperous period. The reciever is a Marantz SR-880 unit which is very clear (THD 2DMAXX or whatever) and powerful. Our speakers are older bi-polar Definitives. Full 5 speaker set up, with 2 subs. The loudness they are capable of in our tiny house is somewhat ridiculous.
Interestingly, I have only been able to TRULY pound this system with the turntable. LOUD (ie crank'd 2dmaxx) digital recordings just do not sound good. Records sound much more powerful and rich, with a lot more... spirit. I have not really been able to blow up the house with CDs. It's been easy with records, though.
posted by Barrie , 4:45 AM Þ 
Tuesday, June 17, 2003

What speakers?

Hi-Fi talk... things are getting serious!
posted by Alun , 11:13 PM Þ 
posted by Irdial , 9:24 PM Þ 



I use the mini version of these to listen to music from the 'puter. Astonishing sound.

For real music, I have a Linn LP12 with Ittok arm, currently running a k19 cartridge, some Quad amplification, Nakamichi tape deck, two professional walkmans, one original walkman. Lowe short wave radio with hand cut antenna.

I dont use DAT machines, Mini Discs or any of that bullshit. I dont listen to CDs. I rip and burn them and listen to all digital off of the 'puter.
posted by Irdial , 8:42 PM Þ 

I've wondered this before, but that Perfect Sound Forever site and the subsequent posts about vinyl have brought it to the shores of my mind again: What kind of music listening setups do you blogdialians use? We've talked gear-tech in other facets of culture (specifically computer hardware, music making devices and photographic cameras come to mind), but never broached the subject of how we listen to music.
posted by Josh Carr , 8:31 PM Þ 

The size, the packaging, the weight, the colour, the feel of the needle dropping into the groove...

The sound... :]

Beautyon (No02) is not music, but is a type of "Fine Art Noise", made by and exclusively for digital as it works right now.

$deutche_gramophon_classical_lp is however, music, and can only be properly reproduced correctly if the conditions and setup are right. Once you have experienced it, you will never want to go back...
posted by Irdial , 8:15 PM Þ 

sounds like real music, instead of some supercharged and sanitized digital version of the same.

But some music is supposed to sound like that. Sometimes I like music on CD, things like 'Get Out' by Pita, that's pure digital noise, I can't imagine hearing that on vinyl. Beautyon is the same. Even something like the Neptunes, although I guess vinyl has it qualities for that sort of thing, but pure digital noise should be heard through a digital system, you should be able to plug it directly into your brain.

But I do love vinyl, and nearly all the music I have bought recently has been on vinyl. Vinyl is beautiful. The size, the packaging, the weight, the colour, the feel of the needle dropping into the groove... Oooh...
posted by alex_tea , 6:24 PM Þ 

DIY Resource goes live



The FatCat DIY Resource has been through a major overhaul, with many more resources and test cases added and a totally new design. You can now submit resources and comment on those you have dealt with.

The DIY Resource has been designed to help new artists and labels find out what they need to know to get their own work out into the world. The intention is to provide a forum of information, ideas and resources that will help to demystify the process of getting started. We hope that, with your help, we will be able to provide a resource that evolves and changes rather than one which remains a fixed entity.

Along with the 178 (as of launch) resources there are also new testcases, interviews with established DIYers giving their advice and sharing their knowledge for the rest of us. Anticon, Catsup Plate, Planet Mu, Hrvastski and more sit alongside the likes of Irdial~Discs, Lucky Kitchen, Hobby Industries and Phthalo.
posted by alex_tea , 6:18 PM Þ 

Here's the bad part about liking tubes, just as it's the bad part about preferring LP's to CD's. The above quote is from Howard Ferstler, a rather pedestrian freelance audio reviewer who simply refuses to accept why some people prefer the sound of LP's and tubed amplifiers. A lot of people, basically the crowd that believes in measurements more than their own ears, will try to tell you tube amplifiers distort the sound, and they're mostly right. Remember back in the '70's, when there was a "total harmonic distortion" war between the Japanese receiver manufacturers? First there was less than .01% THD. Then it was .001. Then there was .0001. So after a while, it was safe to assume that total harmonic distortion went the way of polio and the Chevy Vega. Well, I've seen tube amps with ONE PERCENT total harmonic distortion. That's well into what's easily audible to most people. And I'm not sure, but I think I remember some audio reviewer freaking out over the 3% THD he measured on a fairly recent model of tube amp. What the techies are trying to tell us is that digital music sources played back on modern, efficient solid-state amps are accurate and without distortion, and that we must admit that the distortion itself is what the lovers of LP's and tube amplification are attracted to. And I have to admit that that makes some sense.

But what seems to be alien to most of these individuals is that this is all about subjective preferences. Who cares if there's more distortion, more pops and ticks, more speed variations, more wow and flutter and rumble, if the music we are hearing sounds just like real, live musical performances? And that's what every lover of the sound of LP's, and every lover of the sound of tube amps, will say to explain this preference, that music played on LP's and/or tube amplification simply sounds like real music, instead of some supercharged and sanitized digital version of the same. It's a fairly passionate debate in the audio world, perhaps the biggest issue in music reproduction, next to trying to make money off the downloading of music into people's computers. [...]

Remember when you were a teenager, listening and discovering what your musical tastes were? Remember how easily music would pull you in and make you forget about the rest of the world? Well, with tube amps, I find hitting those same epiphanies is just as easily accomplished as it used to be.[...]

http://www.furious.com/perfect/vinyl38.html
posted by Irdial , 5:08 PM Þ 

Haven't done it yet, but have seen a friend's nice results.

At Polaroid.com is the info on all the manipulations for SX-70 film, including this...

Separating Time-Zero/SX-70 prints

Wearing thin rubber gloves to protect your skin from the caustic processing gel inside, cut around the border of an Time-Zero/SX-70 print and separate the image-bearing plastic front half from the white, opaque backing. If you hold the separated image up the light, you will see that it is semi-transparent, and looks rather like a sheet of backlit photographic film. In addition, when the sheet is placed face down, you can see a faint echo of its image from the back.

Using a sharp, curved scalpel blade, scrape away at the back of the image to remove unwanted areas of the picture. Those areas will then be totally clear.

If the scraped Time-Zero/SX-70 image is then sandwiched with another picture, the clear areas join the former. Alternatively, a uniform color, abstract pattern or representative design can be painted directly onto the back of the scraped Time-Zero/SX-70 image. Remember to build-up the image in reverse, with foreground element painted on first and backgrounds applied last. Polaroid color prints can be manipulated using either light or physical means depending on the type of medium used.

Peel-apart color film can be subjected to a version of the same interrupted processing treatment that is applied to B&W positive/negative films when creating Sabattier Effect images. In color, however, there is a more critical dependency on timing.

Self-developing Time-Zero/SX-70 film can be manipulated using physical deformation either by applying local pressure to the surface of the print or by cutting the print open to separate the image-bearing plastic front layer from the white backing.

posted by Alun , 4:06 PM Þ 

Does the peel thing work AK? Have you tried it? I like to keep my polas intact so far!
posted by captain davros , 3:52 PM Þ 

point is although it seems like a stupid way to organise an economy, one part of of our 'social democracies' is that the rich take on a greater tax burden to help society as a whole. The issue of 'negative savings equity' is unlikely to be great for those in lower tax bands.
posted by meau meau , 3:40 PM Þ 

Surely this is in the top level tax bracket only?

Your point being?
posted by Irdial , 3:29 PM Þ 
posted by Irdial , 2:56 PM Þ 

Robin Cook says...."Neither of us [the UK and US spying agencies] had much intelligence inside Iraq. The US was drawing heavily on exiles."...
it was "impossible" for him to defend the taking out of the phrase "opposition groups" and replacing it with the word "terrorist". [from the September dossier] ...Mr Cook also asked why UN inspectors were not allowed back into Iraq. He said: "I think that the reason could possibly be that they could confirm there was no immediate threat from credible weapons of mass destruction."

This in an inquiry to which Blair and head propagandist Alastair Campbell have refused to give evidence.


Where's the cheapest SX-70 film? Jessops is 23.99 for a twin pack (20 shots).
Have you tried peeling off the backing to get lightbox transparent images?
posted by Alun , 2:35 PM Þ 

Barrie, here's the story of Tetris!
posted by alex_tea , 2:34 PM Þ 

I get my film from wherever - last cart I bought was from Comet for about £8. Multi-packs are always good value. Argos and places are handy of course for easy access on a Sunday afternoon etc.

Polaroid is expensive of course, but it's worth paying for; just so much fun!
posted by captain davros , 2:09 PM Þ 

The 'north' does not need regional assemblies. Another opportunity for middle aged men to pass mindless legislation and waste money all the while.
And corruption because it's so easy to forget yourself when benefitting the region. Possibly another opportunity for companies to lobby for 'grant aid' because they could go elsewhere so easily.
What needs to happen is the government to stop catering for the overpopulation of the south-east, i.e. no twelve lane motorways, relaxing of planning laws in the north, airport expansion in the north/midlands coupled with expanded rail provision.
At the most we need a properly elected mayor in the largest cities.

Iranian nuclear info
posted by meau meau , 1:16 PM Þ 

However, you must pay a 59.7 percent tax
Surely this is in the top level tax bracket only?

posted by meau meau , 12:48 PM Þ 

My 600 is the newer bulbous model which just looks nasty and reeks of the mid nineties, it was a present for my 18th birthday, and I think it was around the £50, so not only does yours look cooler but it was much cheaper!!

Where do you get film and how much do you pay? I picked up a 3 pack for £13 once from Tesco, but that was a while ago, and probably the last time I bought film...

As for the navigation on the page, I apologise, I never finished the somewhat shoddy naviagtion, I may fix it one day.
posted by alex_tea , 12:21 PM Þ 

Incidentally interesting images Alex (they all look great to me), but in Moz 1.0 on PC I can't scroll down the list further than kevin_bLechdom_3.jpg
posted by captain davros , 12:09 PM Þ 

Hi Alex

I don't have the double trigger feature on my polaroid 600 - it just has a big squashy button on the back - a pic of the cam is here. But I don't mind, since it was only £2.
posted by captain davros , 12:06 PM Þ 

Beautiful! A riposte to the '55 Most Wanted Iraquis'....

Know Your War Profiteers!


"There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...(3 second pause)... Shame on...(4 second pause)...Shame on you....(6 second pause)...Fool me...Can't get fooled again." --George W. Bush to Nashville, Tennessee audience, Sept. 17, 2002, MSNBC-TV --Politex, Sept. 17, 2002, 10 PM
posted by Alun , 12:04 PM Þ 

Why do adults like Harry Potter?

I don't know. I saw the second film two days ago, my first exposure to Master Potter's world. I thought it was what it is, a children's entertainment. Dull, over-explanatory, extremely derivative (Star Wars (a lot), The Worst Witch, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and aspects of numerous other books and films), devoid of any redeeming features - although, to it's credit, no songs. I could not spot any areas which could be construed as appealing to adults, not even the not-so-hidden adult-oriented humour found in many other 'childrens' works.

Can anyone argue in favour of HP as against other escapist 'crossover' literature (most notably The Little Prince, Lord of The Rings/Hobbit and, more recently, The Alchemist, Neil Gaiman's Coraline)?
posted by Alun , 11:08 AM Þ 

Our government leaders should make it clear that the U.S. wants foreign capital and is willing to provide it with strong legal protections and lower tax rates.
There are the words of an anxious, sweating nation, glancing nervously over it's shoulder whilst seeing it's smoke and mirrors dispersing and a decade of increasing social and economic stability slipping through it's grasping claws like the liquid extract of a million Bin Ladens.

Some good friends last night welcomed their first child into this world. I am full of hope today.
posted by Alun , 10:48 AM Þ 

The Opening Salvo

The Washington Times
www.washingtontimes.com

Economic murder-suicide
By Richard W. Rahn
THE WASHINGTON TIMES
Published June 12, 2003

On June 3, 2003, the European Commission adopted measures to "tackle harmful tax competition." If the term "harmful tax competition" sounds to you like an oxymoron, you are thinking clearly. The EU's measures are designed to make it easier for them to tax savings but, in reality, will largely destroy the small amount of remaining legal savings by EU citizens.

Because of confiscatory levels of taxation, many of those who reside in the EU have moved their savings to the United States and other relatively low tax jurisdictions. For the last several years, many economic scholars and public policy organizations have warned the EU that attempts to reach beyond their borders to tax this so-called flight capital would end in disaster.

To understand the problem, assume you are a citizen of France. You save $1,000 and receive an interest payment of $60 (6 percent). Inflation is 3 percent, so your real interest earnings are only $30. However, you must pay a 59.7 percent tax, or $35.82, on the $60 of interest, plus the $30 inflation tax. (Remember, inflation is caused by government producing too much money.) This leaves you a net loss of almost $6 on each $1,000 saved. (In those EU countries where inflation is 3 percent or more and maximum tax rates are 50 percent or more, many savers have effective tax rates on interest of more than 100 percent.)

People quickly figure out they are worse off rather than better off by saving; hence, they either move their savings out of the country to a more tax-friendly jurisdiction or stop saving. The EU will receive virtually no increase in tax revenue from these new measures. They will only succeed in driving their citizens to find legal or illegal loopholes.

Any reduction in savings rates in the EU will be a disaster. Most of the EU countries are suffering from very low birthrates and rapidly aging populations, plus increasing demands for welfare, medical and retirement benefits. Without high levels of saving, there is no way these benefit payments can be met.

It is bad enough that the EU is imposing such measures on its own citizens, but the EU is attempting to go even further by imposing it on non-EU members such as Switzerland, Liechtenstein and dependent and associated territories of the United Kingdom and the Netherlands, for which it will be economic death.

The EU has even had the audacity to try to get the U.S. to go along with this unsavory scheme (some former Clinton administration officials and Treasury bureaucrats thought this was a good idea).

The EU bureaucrats realize that if they don't get most of the world to go along with their scam, it will not work. The real world fact is, of course, it will not work no matter what they do. To sell the scam, the EU had to agree to many loopholes, in part so the lawyers and accountants could still sell tax shelters to their well-off clients.

The EU has virtually no chance of getting China-controlled Hong Kong, and some other non-EU-controlled jurisdictions to go along. Hence, the real criminal and terrorist money will no longer be in countries where legitimate law enforcement forces of the Western nations can monitor what is happening.

How could the EU come up with and sell such an awful idea? The political leaders and bureaucrats of "old Europe" had a problem. In their lust for power and control, they were killing their economies through excessive taxation and regulation.

It is often difficult for many people to move from the prison of tax oppressive regimes, but not so financial capital, which could flee by electronic means overnight. Old-fashioned capital controls had both failed and fallen into economic disrepute, so the idea of "harmful tax competition" was suddenly born.

Most people understand that when businessmen get together to limit competition, the public interest is rarely served, and the same is true of government bureaucrats. EU officials convinced their bureaucratic lackeys at the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD) to develop the concept of "harmful tax competition" to justify trying to force all of the world's countries to jack up their tax rates to French-like levels.

More objective and competent economists have clearly demonstrated that the concept of "harmful tax competition" is without intellectual merit, particularly given that most countries have taxes far above the revenue and growth maximizing rates, so tax competition can only be beneficial.

However, these destructive measures have given the U.S. an opportunity to challenge the failed European economic model in a very public way. Our government leaders should make it clear that the U.S. wants foreign capital and is willing to provide it with strong legal protections and lower tax rates. The U.S. has just lowered taxes on capital with the capital gains and dividend rate cuts. Our government should also state that we will not be party to any blanket financial information-sharing schemes designed to milk the world's savers.

We should go further and say that any of the associated political jurisdictions of the European countries that wish to declare independence from their European overlords, rather than see their economies destroyed, will have the necessary support of the U.S.

Such a policy is clearly in our own self-interest because most of the money that flows through low tax jurisdictions comes from Europe and Latin America and is invested in the U.S. Also, if we allow the Europeans to destroy the economies of the low-tax jurisdictions, the U.S., not Europe, is going to face a new and major refugee problem.

In the 1770s, a certain European nation tried to stuff a destructive tax regime down the throats of the American Colonies. We certainly ought not to let Europe try this gambit on us and our friends again, 230 years later.


Richard W. Rahn is a senior fellow of the Discovery Institute and an adjunct scholar of the Cato Institute.
posted by Irdial , 8:16 AM Þ 

Géo Maestro



Crazy Midi / CSound thing. I am too tired to comprehend right now.
posted by alex_tea , 1:46 AM Þ 

I have a Polaroid 600AF and I think (although I'm not sure) that if you press the second, inner shutter trigger it will take the photo without the flash. I only found that out last week when my flatmate said it someone at a party (hold on, I didn't go to a party last week. But I swear it was recently). Anyway, I'm sure I must have tried this.

I agree that the 600 looks too clean and modern. I wanted a Polaroid so I could take Insta-Art (photos that look good with no effort required), but they turn out rather dull looking. Still, I do have an archive of Polaroids on my wall and on the web.

My favourite games on the gameboy (any verison) ever:

Mr Driller
Zelda (the colour snes one)
Metroid Prime (a bit too easy maybe, but still)
Super Mario Advance 2
Super Mario Advance 3
Tetris
Super Mario Circuit

umm, this list is tainted by the fact i don't remember any games i had on my (brother's) black and white gameboy. oh, maybe double dragon, but that was shit. marioland 1 was great. maybe some wacked out rpg oh and definitely nemesis, my all time favourite game ever. i NEED to get parodius for my dusty old snes!
posted by alex_tea , 1:43 AM Þ 

Does anyone have any utterly fab gameboy tales to tell?
Gameboys are the bawm dot cawm. I've been planning to get an Advance SP, but currently I still have an old original gameboy from way back. I only ever had three games... Tetris (BEST VERSION OF TETRIS EVER), Mario Land, and BUBBLE FUCKIN' BOBBLE. Let me tell you, every moment of playing Bubble Bobble on a portable was totally fab. And arousing. I agree that the gameboy had some wicked music. The soundchip had all these weird atmospheric possibilities (esp. in Mario Land - lots of weird stuff going on there). Or maybe it was just the tin can speaker.
posted by Barrie , 1:01 AM Þ 

SX-70 vs 600



Well not really versus since it's more of a comparison. Here anyway we see an SX-70 image of some bottles on my window, with the evening sun coming from behind, taken with a folding SX-70 SLR sonar camera



And here we see a 600 photo of the same subject, taken with a Polaroid Impulse AF sonar camera.



They both have their merits. Notice how the SX-70 allows you to get much closer and make a more interesting composition. The 600 from the same distance (but not the same angle) is much wider and more blatant. It also seems to have flash, whatever you take a picture of (this was taken directly into the setting sun, so there should have been plenty of light). This obviously crisps things up and makes things look modern, whereas ye olde SX-70 looks rather 70's, especially with the retro bottles (which were actually all bought within the last 10 years). There is some evidence in the right top and bottom corners of the SX-70 of me manipulating the emulsion as well - I wasn't that enamoured of the effect here so I held back, but maybe I'll experiment further on some different shots.

Finally, though you can't experience it here, the 600 takes longer to develop and is definately thinner than the SX-70. For this compsition the SX-70 wins hands down for me, but that doesn't mean I am writing off the 600 just yet.
posted by captain davros , 12:21 AM Þ 
Monday, June 16, 2003

Some of these stop action movies are beautiful...
posted by Josh Carr , 8:25 PM Þ 

Ive had about 7 gameboys (original[3], original clear, original yellow, pocket[2]) and have 40 games. I "specialized" in Puzzle games.

All of my GB tales are to do with high scores or endurance; Qix, Tetris, DrX Mario, beating othello on the expert level, finishing japanese import RPGs in japanese...the usual stuff.

There has been some great music on GB...I have always wondered who did the music for the Natsume games; that dude was a genius.
posted by Irdial , 5:34 PM Þ 

http://news.com.com/2010-1071_3-1017333.html

Why Europe still doesn't get the Internet
By Declan McCullagh
June 16, 2003, 4:00 AM PT

One of the finest days in Internet law dawned on June 12, 1996, when
U.S. District Judge Stewart Dalzell wrote an opinion that was
remarkable for its clarity and prescience. At the time, Dalzell was
serving on a three-judge panel that rejected the absurd Communications
Decency Act as a violation of the First Amendment's guarantee of free
expression.

Dalzell recognized that the U.S. government's true fear of the
Internet was not indecency or obscenity, but hypothetical worries
about how "too much speech occurs in that medium." Dalzell and
eventually the Supreme Court realized that the best way to foster the
soon-to-be spectacular growth of the Internet was to reduce government
regulation--not to increase it.

Unfortunately, Europeans still haven't quite figured that out. The
Council of Europe--an influential quasi-governmental body that drafts
conventions and treaties--is meeting on Monday to finalize a proposal
that veers in exactly the opposite direction. (It boasts 45 member
states in Europe, with the United States, Canada, Japan and Mexico
participating as non-voting members. Its budget is about $200 million
a year, paid for by member governments.)

The all-but-final proposal draft says that Internet news
organizations, individual Web sites, moderated mailing lists and even
Web logs (or "blogs"), must offer a "right of reply" to those whom an
organization criticizes.

With clinical precision, the council's bureaucracy had decided exactly
what would be required. Some excerpts from its proposal:

o "The reply should be made publicly available in a prominent place
for a period of time (that) is at least equal to the period of time
during which the contested information was publicly available, but, in
any case, no less than for 24 hours."

o Hyperlinking to a reply is acceptable. "It may be considered
sufficient to publish (the reply) or make available a link to it" from
the spot of the original mention.

o "So long as the contested information is available online, the
reply should be attached to it, for example through a clearly visible
link."

o Long replies are fine. "There should be flexibility regarding the
length of the reply, since there are (fewer) capacity limits for
content than (there are) in off-line media."

[...remainder snipped...]

For many people, its bullshit like this that is the true reason why we are so pissed off with the USA. Europeans are so dumb when it comes to the rights of the individual, that they may as well be talking about pigs as humans when they legislate.

America was always the place where this sort of thing could not wash. Ashcroft/Bush/Cheney & co ruined it all in a short number of years, and now there is basically no where left to turn to.

This is the TRUE tragedy. Sad, aweful and repulsive in every way possible, and some ways that are impossible.
posted by Irdial , 5:22 PM Þ 

Does anyone have any utterly fab gamboy tales to tell?
I broke my first Gameboy Advance, but my grilfriend bought me another! True love! That's not truely fab though. My mum used to play Tetris whilst breast feeding my youngest brother! At school somebody named their FF2 character 'fuck' which caused much hilarity when the King declared "Oh fuck!" (we were about 8 or 9 at the time, hjaving said that I did something similar with Zelda 64). None of these tales are utterly fab, not even mildly arousing.


Anyone ever have the camera and printer?
My ex girlfriend did/does. It's great, especially for 1bit porno! heh.
posted by alex_tea , 2:35 PM Þ 
posted by alex_tea , 2:28 PM Þ 

I got my first ever gameboy yesterday, an original grey one for £6, including Mario Land cartidge and an illuminated magnifier. It's so cool! Does anyone have any utterly fab gameboy tales to tell? Anyone ever have the camera and printer?
posted by captain davros , 2:16 PM Þ 

Thank you, everybody. Very nice...

Why don't I buy some 1210s (or 1200s, I dig the silver platters)? Cos I know I'd suck, I'm broke and I'd rather buy a Gamecube. Ohh Zelda!

posted by alex_tea , 2:09 PM Þ 
posted by captain davros , 11:07 AM Þ 

MI6 'asked Football Association to act as Cold War spies'
By Kim Sengupta
Independent 16 June 2003
^
^
EAVESDROPPERS LISTEN IN ON MOBILE CALLS

With the explosion in the use of mobile telephones, GCHQ, the Government's
eavesdropping centre, and its American counterparts have had to initiate
new ways of tracking conversations.

A national mobile telephone system is made up of a series of stations and
once a handset is switched on it automatically searches for the base
station with the strongest signal. The base stations are controlled by a
Mobile Telephone Switching Office (MTSO) and GCHQ can track a caller up to
a distance of about 12 miles - the usual catchment area of a station.

In The Spying Game, the author, Michael Smith, says that even if no
conversation takes place, the intelligence services can hear what is being
said at a telephone's immediate vicinity as long as it is switched on.

The National Security Agency in the United States and GCHQ have also
perfected ways of breaking the encryption systems of the mobile telephones.

In a process known as Meaconing an intercepting device can in effect take
control of a mobile telephone's signals. Calls are then channelled through
a counterfeit station, which allows the eavesdroppers to listen in without
the targets knowing what is happening.

http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/this_britain/story.jsp?story=415854
posted by Irdial , 8:24 AM Þ 
Sunday, June 15, 2003

Message from the Hopi, People of Peace:

You have been telling people that this is the Eleventh Hour, now you must go
back and tell them that this is the Hour.

And there are things to be considered:

Where are you living? What are you doing?

What are your relationships? Are you in right relation?

Where is your water? Know your garden.

It is time to speak your truth. Create your community.

Be good to each other. And do not look outside yourself for the leader.
This could be a good time!

There is a river flowing now very fast. It is so great and so swift that
there are those who will be afraid. They will try to hold onto the shore.
They will feel they are being torn apart, and they will suffer greatly.

Know the river has its destination. The Elders say we must let go of the
shore, push off into the middle of the river, keep our eyes open and our
heads above water. See who is in there with you and celebrate.

At this time in history, we are to take nothing personally, least of all,
ourselves. For the moment that we do, our spiritual growth and journey,
comes to a halt.

The time of the lone wolf is over. Gather yourselves!

Banish the word "struggle" from your attitude and your vocabulary. All that
we do now must be done in a sacred manner and in celebration.

We are the ones we have been waiting for.

-The Elders, Oraibi, Arizona, Hopi
posted by mary13 , 8:07 PM Þ 


Should I call her up or not? She has my number too.


Of course you should phone her. You can wait for her to call you, but then you might not get what you want ...
posted by mary13 , 7:28 PM Þ 

Police will ru(i)n internet after terrorist attack

David Leppard
WIDE-RANGING powers to enable the police to run the internet and the rest of Britain’s information superhighway in the event of a terrorist attack will be unveiled this week.

The Civil Contingencies Bill will seek to modernise Britain’s response to national emergencies by protecting the country from attacks on the infrastructure including the “electronic network” and the water, electricity and telephone systems.

Airlines, the transport network, town halls and the postal service could also come under police direction in the event of a national disaster.

The bill, to be unveiled by Douglas Alexander, a senior Cabinet Office minister, this Thursday will give ministers powers to issue orders to internet service providers and those utilities that rely on the web.

It will also lay down new rules to ensure that all local authorities have audited plans to deal with potential threats.

Senior officers will have powers to enlist any member of the public to help civil defence staff. They will be able to commandeer equipment and buildings, for which the owners will receive financial compensation.

However, in a move designed to allay fears that the bill could pave the way for regional police states, ministers have decided against giving the police powers to run the BBC.

The police already have extensive authority to control some parts of the national infrastructure and order rapid evacuation of large areas, such as city centres.

But ministers say the existing 1920 Emergency Powers Act is out of date. “The bill will recognise the new scale of threat by widening the definition of what an emergency is,” said one Whitehall source. “We are concerned that people might try to target the City or the information network and the internet.

“A serious attack to stop information being circulated through the internet and electronic highway was not envisaged by the original act. The new bill will allow police to take on special legislative measures to deal with the threat.”

A draft version of the bill proposes that ministers will be able to invoke regional or local states of emergency with any situation that “causes or may cause serious harm to the welfare of the public”.

These range from an accident involving motor traffic, flooding or an environmental disaster to a biological, chemical or nuclear dirty bomb attack.

Officials yesterday played down the suggestion that the bill would give police draconian new powers but pointed out it would allow the powers to be used in wider areas.

“The bill is about timely modernisation, about bringing things up to the 21st century,” said one insider. “Computer networks, water, electricity and gas utilities could all be targets and obviously that has big knock-on effects.

“The more we get information online, the more people have broadband, the more that hospitals and electricity generators rely on the internet and electronic information.”

Firemen as well as police will be able to cordon off streets to remove or contain people in the event of a major terrorist attack.

Those impeding a police officer or civil contingency force soldier will face big fines or could be restrained by force.

The Times
posted by Irdial , 7:07 PM Þ 

No pictures, ah, but I have her phonenumber and the hunch that she is probably 3 years younger than me. I also recollect talking to Peter, friend of hers and friend of mine, telling me not to be a total ass, as if that was my default mode of behavior. It might actually be, but I'm a nice guy and that's that - I only act like an idiot when I'm too drunk to care, which is certainly rare.

Should I call her up or not? She has my number too.
posted by Mikkel , 3:58 PM Þ 

By the by Mikkel, pictures?
posted by Claus Eggers , 3:23 PM Þ 
posted by Claus Eggers , 3:22 PM Þ 

I just made out with a hot girl.
posted by Mikkel , 5:05 AM Þ 
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