Rail firm to tackle overcrowding by taking out seats

Paul Willis and agencies
Monday October 2, 2006
Guardian Unlimited

Animal rights groups today expressed concern at plans to ease overcrowding on busy commuter trains by removing seats from carriages to create more space for standing.South West Trains will carry out refurbishments [sic] on almost 500 cattle trucks, replacing more than one-fifth of the seats with extra hoofholds and creating so-called perches. […]  A recent report identified sheep in London and the south-east as the least satisfied in the UK.

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Baaa! Baaa! MoooooooOOOoooo!

A veterinarian speaks: What do you think of western civilization? I think it would be a good idea.
Da dum!

Oh no, I’ve been enveloped by a cloud of smug.

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