The last of England

May 8th, 2007

Sir Patrick Moore has identified an alien species that threatens to destroy intelligent life the women who have taken over the BBC.

The veteran astronomer celebrated the 50th anniversary of The Sky at Night with a withering attack on the female executives he believes have dumbed down the corporation.

Sir Patricks outburst echoes criticisms raised by Alasdair Milne, a former Director-General, who provoked a furious response when he accused a female-dominated BBC of producing terrible programmes.

Sir Patrick, 84, was asked by the Radio Times if television had got better or worse during a career spanning the mediums life. The answer was worse much worse. He said: The trouble is that the BBC now is run by women and it shows: soap operas, cooking, quizzes, kitchen-sink plays. You wouldnt have had that in the golden days.

They have even destroyed sci-fi, Sir Patricks personal passion. He said: I used to watch Doctor Who and Star Trek, but they went PC making women commanders, that kind of thing. I stopped watching.

And dont sit Sir Patrick in front of a Sophie Raworth bulletin. He said: These jokey women are not for me. Oh, for the good old days.

He recalled: There was one day (in 2005) when BBC News went on strike. Then we had the headlines read by a man, talking the Queens English, reading the news impeccably.

Fortunately, Sir Patrick has a solution. Institute a gender divide and create BBC Bloke.

He said: I would like to see two independent wavelengths one controlled by women, and one for us, controlled by men. I think it may eventually happen.

Soaps could then safely be produced and watched by women. Sir Patrick said: I was in hospital once and I watched a whole episode of EastEnders. I suppose its true to life. But so is diarrhoea and I dont want to see that on television.

Sir Patrick has an ally in Mr Milne, who ran the BBC between 1982 and 1987. He said the domination of television by women was the reason it had so many dumb lifestyle and makeover programmes.

In other countries, they have separate busses for men and women….there might be something to this ‘Sharia’ after all!!!

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